2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #660

23 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1830

My Argument

"My argument against God was that the universe seemed so cruel and unjust. But how had I got this idea of just and unjust? A man does not call a line crooked unless he has some idea of a straight lin read more..

23 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1152

Cybersalt News - June 23, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Mrs. Cybersalt and I continue to work through our busier than usual schedule over these weeks but we remain on track to resume daily mailings "earlyish" in July. Did you k... read more..

22 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2912

Milestone

Milestone: Throw a rock 5,280 feet.... read more..

21 Jun

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2627

Quote #1517

"Hardships often prepare ordinary people for extraordinary destiny."- C.S. Lewis read more..

21 Jun

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1684

One-liner #1069

No one goes there anymore; it's too crowded.... read more..

21 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3345

4th Grade Experiment

The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes. When she returned, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet. She was shocked and stunned and ... read more..

16 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1028

Cybersalt News - June 16, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Father's Day is this Sunday so this week's hiatus mailing (to avoid the hernia of keeping posts going every day while Mrs. Cybersalt and I are swamped with some other thing... read more..

15 Jun

Quotes

Pastor Tim

3165

Quote #1516

Here is a handy reference list of the "Christian Response" to social issues: Love them! read more..

15 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2571

Walk a Little Plainer Daddy

"Walk a little plainer daddy," said a little boy so frail, "I'm following your footsteps and I don't want to fail. Sometimes your steps are plain, sometimes they are hard to see; So walk a lit read more..

15 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3509

Poor Dad

A father worked as an accountant for the Air National Guard. Despite a regular adequate income he had a "poor" mindset, always unhappy about money matters and very vocal about it. One year at an air... read more..

15 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1746

New Diet

New Diet: Yeah I still eat ribs... sparingly.... read more..

15 Jun

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1769

One-liner #1068

I would give my dad what he really wants on Father's Day, but I can't afford to move out yet.... read more..

10 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

4179

A Survival Kit for Everyday Living

Items Needed: Toothpick Rubber Band Band Aid Pencil Eraser Chewing Gum Mint Candy Kiss Tea Bag Why??? 1) TOOTHPICK - to remind you to pick out the good qualities in others. 2) RUBBER B... read more..

10 Jun

Clean Jokes

3276

Cheap Gas

When the car engine developed a slight knock, the husband asked his wife if she had bought special non-leaded or regular gas, but she couldn't remember. "You probably got the cheaper gas," he said. "... read more..

10 Jun

Quotes

Pastor Tim

3096

Quote #1515

"There is no private Christianity. To be a Christian is to be in relationship."- E. Radner read more..

10 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1100

Cybersalt News - June 10, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - Not! A few weeks a go I mentioned that Mrs. Cybersalt and I have some major obligations and plans that are going to keep us from updating the Cybersalt Site and getting ma... read more..

07 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1818

Let it Bee

So what if I can't spell Armiggedon? It's not the end of the world.... read more..

07 Jun

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1521

One-liner #1067

Camping is nature’s way of feeding mosquitoes.... read more..

02 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1129

Cybersalt News - June 2, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! You may have noticed that there have been no mailings yet this week. That is because for the next 5 weeks Mrs. Cybersalt and I have some major obligations and plans that ar... read more..

01 Jun

Clean Jokes

3662

The Violin

Little Hope was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Hope's violin reac... read more..

01 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1947

Hypocritical Leadership

"Perhaps the greatest dilemma of the pastor - or any Christian leader - is the danger of hypocrisy. By this I mean that, unlike other professionals, we as ministers are expected to proclaim God’s goo read more..

31 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

3073

Quote #1514

"I’m not afraid of failure; I’m afraid of succeeding at things that don’t matter." - William Carey read more..

31 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2880

Wordy Fossil

A dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary: Athesaurus.... read more..

31 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1533

One-liner #1066

Dodgeball: America's twist on stoning.... read more..

29 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1092

Cybersalt News - May 29, 2016

Sunday Greetings everyone. Millions of Christians around the world are being persecuted for their faith in Jesus. Let's hear again Paul's words to the persecuted and also remember to pray for the - p... read more..

28 May

Clean Jokes

12281

I'm Aging Gracefully

I'm the life of the party ... even when it lasts until 8 p.m I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer. I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going. I'm good ... read more..

27 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1977

Gifts that Don't Cost a Cent

*Gifts that Don't Cost a Cent* 1 THE GIFT OF LISTENING - But you must REALLY listen. No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning your response. Just listening. 2 THE GIFT OF AFFECTION - Be generous read more..

27 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1850

Quote #1513

"Instead of saying, 'This too shall pass.....' to a mom who is clearly losing it, maybe we could make her dinner, babysit her kids, or clean her house?" read more..