2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #690

27 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4313

First Date

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card inv... read more..

27 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3028

Husband Shopping Center

Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in Dallas, where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out with five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as... read more..

$Chair of the Math Department$

27 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4292

Chair of the Math Department

Chair of the Math Department for 25 years. ... read more..

27 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1074

Cybersalt News - May 27, 2016

Today's newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site is a reminder to wear appropriate headgear at a protest. You'll find "Melon Protest" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/melon-protest E... read more..

$Cybersalt News - May 28, 2016$

27 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1094

Cybersalt News - May 28, 2016

Today's newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site introduces us to the "Chair of the Math Department" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/chair-of-the-math-department Enjoy the rest of today's... read more..

26 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2029

Job Impressions

I had always talked about my job a lot at home, and my young daughter had always expressed great interest. So I thought it would be a treat for her to spend the day with me at the office. Since I... read more..

26 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1842

Quote #1512

Pope Francis revealed recently he daily prays a meditation from St. Thomas More that includes the line: “Grant me, O Lord, a sense of good humor. Allow me the grace to be able to take a joke.” read more..

26 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

2931

Melon Protest

Boris, Carlos, and Moe feared their protest was not being taken seriously. (Click here to see their cat) ... read more..

26 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1899

Transit Rescue

Just take the bus: walk behind a car and you'll get exhausted; walk in front of a car and you'll get tired.... read more..

26 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1534

One-liner #1064

My exercise program consists of having a lot of stairs in my home and forgetting things.... read more..

26 May

Clean Jokes

3507

Suck It In

I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach. Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, I quipped, "I don't think that is going to help much, hon."... read more..

26 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1046

Cybersalt News - May 26, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The latest Funny Sign Picture to be added to the Cybersalt Site is actually a note (close enough in my books.) It illustrates how to clean a bathroom royalty. You'll ... read more..

25 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2383

Clear Communication

In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor. One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vend... read more..

25 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1689

Quote #1511

"The Christian shoemaker does his duty not by putting little crosses on the shoes, but by making good shoes." - Martin Luther read more..

25 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3024

Blind Out

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't stand another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him on the phone so he would have an excuse to leav... read more..

25 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1576

Redneck Movie

Have you guys seen the new documentary about Rednecks? I only saw the trailer.... read more..

25 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1511

One-liner #1063

Gonna stop making arbitrary deadlines: starting today.... read more..

25 May

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

3766

Bathroom Fit For the Queen

It's always good to be readyjust in case the Queen does drop by! ... read more..

25 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1793

Nerves of Steel

My friend, an ex-Marine Aviator wanted to show off his new twin-engine plane. I was riding along as he put it through its paces. Suddenly, we were caught in a violent thunderstorm, with lightning cra... read more..

25 May

Clean Jokes

3205

Jury Age

Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, our friend received a jury-duty notice. She called to remind the people at the clerk's office that she was exempt because of her age. "You need to come... read more..

25 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1895

Quote #1510

"There are many moments when I wake at night, watch my husband and son as they sleep, and think about the women I’ve met over the years who want nothing more than this: to be still in the dark, free read more..

25 May

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

3253

Lion Camping

Stay cool when lions lick your tent - there will be plenty of time to scream later! ... read more..

25 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1034

Cybersalt News - May 25, 2016

Don't you just hate it when you are camping and lions start licking your tent? Well, these people seemed to handle it quite well. Check out "Lion Camping" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/lion-... read more..

24 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1717

Fashion Film

Watching a documentary on how they attach those little metal things onto jeans: It's riveting.... read more..

24 May

Clean Jokes

3264

Permitted To Learn

As an instructor in driver education at the local area High School, I've learned that even the brightest students can become flustered behind the wheel. One day I had three beginners in the car, each... read more..

24 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1529

One-liner #1062

He who laughs last thinks slowest.... read more..

24 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1018

Cybersalt News - May 24, 2016

The newest addition to the FunBlog is definitely not your grandfather's sandbox. Check out "Augmented Reality Sandbox" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/augmented-reality-sandbox Enjoy the rest of t... read more..