Monthly Archive

2016
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1321 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Clean Jokes
3387

Vacation Time

Jill had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went. "Pretty good I think," replied Jill. "But if I go to work there, I won't get a vacation unless I'm marr... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1539

One-liner #1061

If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1186

Cybersalt News - May 23, 2016

Sometimes a fly in your soup is not the biggest problem at hand. You'll see what I mean when you see "Soup Hair" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/soup-hair Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
7307

Psalm 23 Summary

A Sunday school teacher asked her class if anyone could quote the entire 23rd Psalm. A golden-haired, four-and-a-half-year-old girl was among those who raised their hands. A bit skeptical, the teache... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2572

Quote #1508

"To limit God's revelation to a cold list of dos and don'ts is as tragic as looking at a Colorado road map and saying that you'd seen the Rockies." - Max Lucado read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1084

Cybersalt News - May 22, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. A recent power outage cost James more than a stubbed toe and late coffee. You can read "It Was Lights out... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1944

Popeye Scandal

Cheap olive oil: gets a lot of bad press.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5489

Soup Hair

Excuse me waiter, there's a fly in my . . . . . never mind. ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2028
4 min read

It Was Lights out at the Old Parsonage

As long as I can remember, and at my age that does not go back very far, I have always been an early riser. I do not like to stay in bed any longer than I have to. So much I want to do and so little t... read more..

Clean Jokes
7982
2 min read

Family Feud Answers

*Here are some actual answers from contestants who have appeared on the game show Family Feud:* Name something a blind person might use: a sword Name a song with moon in the title: blue suede moon read more..

Clean Jokes
3677

English Verses Western

My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was. He told her one had a hor... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1570

One-liner #1060

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1128

Cybersalt News - May 21, 2016

By now many of you have seen the video of the woman excited and laughing over the Chewbacca mask she bought herself for her birthday. If you haven't - or if you want to watch it again - I've added it ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3396

Hammer Laugh

One day a young boy ran crying to his mother and rubbing his behind. His mother said, "Bobby, why are you crying?" "Because daddy hit his thumb with the hammer!" little Bobby wailed. "Why, that's no... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2540

Chewbacca Mask Video

 For some great, heart-warming laughter check out this video of one woman's enjoyment of a Chewbacca mask she bought herself for her birthday. read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2085

Quote #1507

"The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing... not healing, not curing... that i read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3213

Hospital Wing

A panel of doctors was asked for their opinions concerning a proposal to build a new wing to their hospital. This was what they said: The Allergists voted to scratch it.  The Dermatologists pre... read more..

Clean Jokes
3461

14 Letters

Robert and Peter had applied for jobs at a large company and had to take an intelligence test as part of the application process. Though both of them found the test a breeze, they also both admitted t... read more..

Clean Jokes
9356

Extra Fudge

I walked into Dairy Queen the other day and asked for a hot fudge sundae with extra hot fudge. The girl replied, "The hot fudge only comes in one temperature, ma'am."... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2027

One-liner #1059

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3211

Surreal Construction

Bill and Jane soon eventually regretted hiring"Surreal Construction" to do their reno. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1084

Cybersalt News - May 20, 2016

Today's Funny Picture is a good reminder to pay attention to the name of any contractors you are hiring to do home renovations. You'll find "Surreal Construction" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/s... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2037

Soggy Bob

That SpongeBob: so self-absorbed.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
3197

Quote #1506

Two things to remember in life: Take care of your thoughts when you are alone. Take care of your words when you are with people. read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2364

Second Career

A RETIRED Navy admiral, my father began a second career working in a bank. One morning, while he prepared his desk for the day, he was approached by a young officer from the nearby Naval base. "Sorry... read more..

Clean Jokes
4125

Tail Light

"How long have you been driving without a tail light, buddy?" demanded the policeman. The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a low moan. His distress was so great that the cop w read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1510

One-liner #1058

Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1223

Cybersalt News - May 19, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's even "chickenier" this week thanks to Cybersaltine, Martha Long, who dressed her dogs up in a chicken costume and submitted pictures of them through the Cybersalt Faceb... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3138

Dull Razor

One morning, while shaving, a fellow started cursing and swearing so loudly it attracted the attention of his wife, who was preparing breakfast in the kitchen.  "What's the matter?" she called o... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
3425

Election Results

Interest in election results is at an all-time high! ... read more..