2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #720

23 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2827

First and Next

A widow recently married a widower. Soon after the marriage she was approached by a friend who laughingly remarked, "I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband sometimes talks ... read more..

23 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2644

Three Powerful Words

A funny story is told about General George Patton from his World War II days. He once accepted an invitation to dine at a press camp in Africa. Wine was served in canteen cups but, obviously thinking ... read more..

23 May

Clean Jokes

3274

Vacation Time

Jill had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went. "Pretty good I think," replied Jill. "But if I go to work there, I won't get a vacation unless I'm marr... read more..

23 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1427

One-liner #1061

If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.... read more..

23 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1101

Cybersalt News - May 23, 2016

Sometimes a fly in your soup is not the biggest problem at hand. You'll see what I mean when you see "Soup Hair" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/soup-hair Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ... read more..

22 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

7145

Psalm 23 Summary

A Sunday school teacher asked her class if anyone could quote the entire 23rd Psalm. A golden-haired, four-and-a-half-year-old girl was among those who raised their hands. A bit skeptical, the teache... read more..

22 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2471

Quote #1508

"To limit God's revelation to a cold list of dos and don'ts is as tragic as looking at a Colorado road map and saying that you'd seen the Rockies." - Max Lucado read more..

22 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1000

Cybersalt News - May 22, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. A recent power outage cost James more than a stubbed toe and late coffee. You can read "It Was Lights out... read more..

21 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1818

Popeye Scandal

Cheap olive oil: gets a lot of bad press.... read more..

21 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5352

Soup Hair

Excuse me waiter, there's a fly in my . . . . . never mind. ... read more..

21 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1900

It Was Lights out at the Old Parsonage

As long as I can remember, and at my age that does not go back very far, I have always been an early riser. I do not like to stay in bed any longer than I have to. So much I want to do and so little t... read more..

21 May

Clean Jokes

7807

Family Feud Answers

*Here are some actual answers from contestants who have appeared on the game show Family Feud:* Name something a blind person might use: a sword Name a song with moon in the title: blue suede moon read more..

21 May

Clean Jokes

3557

English Verses Western

My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was. He told her one had a hor... read more..

21 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1462

One-liner #1060

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.... read more..

21 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1052

Cybersalt News - May 21, 2016

By now many of you have seen the video of the woman excited and laughing over the Chewbacca mask she bought herself for her birthday. If you haven't - or if you want to watch it again - I've added it ... read more..

20 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3258

Hammer Laugh

One day a young boy ran crying to his mother and rubbing his behind. His mother said, "Bobby, why are you crying?" "Because daddy hit his thumb with the hammer!" little Bobby wailed. "Why, that's no... read more..

20 May

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2435

Chewbacca Mask Video

For some great, heart-warming laughter check out this video of one woman's enjoyment of a Chewbacca mask she bought herself for her birthday. read more..

20 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1963

Quote #1507

"The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing... not healing, not curing... that i read more..

20 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3018

Hospital Wing

A panel of doctors was asked for their opinions concerning a proposal to build a new wing to their hospital. This was what they said: The Allergists voted to scratch it. The Dermatologists pre... read more..

20 May

Clean Jokes

3317

14 Letters

Robert and Peter had applied for jobs at a large company and had to take an intelligence test as part of the application process. Though both of them found the test a breeze, they also both admitted t... read more..

20 May

Clean Jokes

9203

Extra Fudge

I walked into Dairy Queen the other day and asked for a hot fudge sundae with extra hot fudge. The girl replied, "The hot fudge only comes in one temperature, ma'am."... read more..

20 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1914

One-liner #1059

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.... read more..

20 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3100

Surreal Construction

Bill and Jane soon eventually regretted hiring"Surreal Construction" to do their reno. ... read more..

20 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1002

Cybersalt News - May 20, 2016

Today's Funny Picture is a good reminder to pay attention to the name of any contractors you are hiring to do home renovations. You'll find "Surreal Construction" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/s... read more..

19 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1911

Soggy Bob

That SpongeBob: so self-absorbed.... read more..

19 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

3061

Quote #1506

Two things to remember in life: Take care of your thoughts when you are alone. Take care of your words when you are with people. read more..

19 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2251

Second Career

A RETIRED Navy admiral, my father began a second career working in a bank. One morning, while he prepared his desk for the day, he was approached by a young officer from the nearby Naval base. "Sorry... read more..

19 May

Clean Jokes

3998

Tail Light

"How long have you been driving without a tail light, buddy?" demanded the policeman. The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a low moan. His distress was so great that the cop w read more..

19 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1396

One-liner #1058

Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.... read more..

19 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1128

Cybersalt News - May 19, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's even "chickenier" this week thanks to Cybersaltine, Martha Long, who dressed her dogs up in a chicken costume and submitted pictures of them through the Cybersalt Faceb... read more..