2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #750

18 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3010

Dull Razor

One morning, while shaving, a fellow started cursing and swearing so loudly it attracted the attention of his wife, who was preparing breakfast in the kitchen. "What's the matter?" she called o... read more..

18 May

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

3303

Election Results

Interest in election results is at an all-time high! ... read more..

18 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2618

Quote #1505

"When I regarded God as a tyrant, I thought sin a trifle; but when I knew him to be my father, then I mourned that I could ever have kicked against him. When I thought that God was hard, I found it read more..

18 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1468

One-liner #1057

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.... read more..

18 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2018

Preparing for Parenthood

Brian and Cathleen took their newborn, Emily, to meet her cousins, Erin and Savannah, in Oklahoma. The cousins were delighted with her and watched everything the adults did with Emily including changi... read more..

18 May

Clean Jokes

8737

A Brother Names the Babies

A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C., (whose husband was out of the country) gets in a car accident and is knocked unconscious. When she wakes up 3 days later she sees that she is no longer pregnan... read more..

18 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1833

Narcissistic Humility

I love this guy in the mirror: but that’s just me.... read more..

18 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1064

Cybersalt News - May 18, 2016

A new Funny Dog Video has been added to the Cybersalt Site. It shows a husky that really wants a bath. Check out "Husky Bath" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/husky-bath Enjoy the rest of toda... read more..

17 May

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

3522

Husky Bath

This husky really wants a bath! ... read more..

17 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1937

Getting Rid of the Monsters

A man visited a psychiatrist to talk about his dreams. "Every night," the man said, "I dream that these three hideous monsters are sitting on the edge of my bed, ready to attack me." "Hmmm," said the... read more..

17 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3698

Invitation

Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband. "Henry," she said, "I've just received a letter from mother saying she isn't accepting our invitatio... read more..

17 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1425

Quote #1504

"Nobody wants a God who declines to deal with evil. They just want a God who declines to deal with their evil" - Greg Gilbert read more..

17 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1331

One-liner #1056

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.... read more..

17 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1791

That Explains It!

I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday; usually either Nestle or Captain.... read more..

17 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1042

Cybersalt News - May 17, 2016

Sometimes it's hard to relax when you finally get away from work. Hopefully you have an easier time than Joanne is in today's newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site. You'll find "Still at th... read more..

16 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2865

Misplaced Love

I told my girlfriend last night how much I loved her, and she said that I must have been out drinking again. I asked her why she would say that, and she said, "Because I'm your father."... read more..

16 May

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

3219

Still at the Office

Joanne kept forgetting she wasn'tback at the office. ... read more..

16 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1725

Quote #1503

"There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind." - C.S. Lewis read more..

16 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1981

Math Coffee

When a mathematician tells you he makes a mean cup of coffee, he means average.... read more..

16 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1407

One-liner #1055

Change is inevitable except from vending machines.... read more..

16 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3623

Hearing Test

A man goes to his doctor and says "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?" The doctor replies: "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the ki... read more..

16 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1555

Savor of Christ

Charles Spurgeon once told of a young preacher asking for feedback from a sermon, and who asked what an older pastor found wrong with his sermon. This was the old preacher's response: "There was no ... read more..

16 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

970

Cybersalt News - May 16, 2016

Some people think it would be cool to have a time machine and then there are those people who need a time machine to bee cool. The latter is the case with the person in today's Funny Picture on the Cy... read more..

15 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1066

Cybersalt News - May 15, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's Cybersalt News features a humble request from long-time Cybersaltine, Walter Smith. Walter writes: "This my pal Jacob Meek. He loves getting postcards, I hav... read more..

14 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2150

Forgiveness and Temptation

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have ci... read more..

14 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1373

One-liner #1054

What WAS the best thing 'before' sliced bread?... read more..

14 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

2723

Time Machine Cool

Gerald was one time machineaway from being cool. ... read more..

14 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3341

Divy It Up

Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes: "A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to... read more..