Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1323 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2998

Dull Razor

One morning, while shaving, a fellow started cursing and swearing so loudly it attracted the attention of his wife, who was preparing breakfast in the kitchen.  "What's the matter?" she called o... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
3290

Election Results

Interest in election results is at an all-time high! ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1505

"When I regarded God as a tyrant, I thought sin a trifle; but when I knew him to be my father, then I mourned that I could ever have kicked against him. When I thought that God was hard, I found it read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1456

One-liner #1057

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2009

Preparing for Parenthood

Brian and Cathleen took their newborn, Emily, to meet her cousins, Erin and Savannah, in Oklahoma. The cousins were delighted with her and watched everything the adults did with Emily including changi... read more..

Clean Jokes
8715

A Brother Names the Babies

A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C., (whose husband was out of the country) gets in a car accident and is knocked unconscious. When she wakes up 3 days later she sees that she is no longer pregnan... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1822

Narcissistic Humility

I love this guy in the mirror: but that’s just me.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1053

Cybersalt News - May 18, 2016

A new Funny Dog Video has been added to the Cybersalt Site. It shows a husky that really wants a bath. Check out "Husky Bath" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/husky-bath Enjoy the rest of toda... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
3512

Husky Bath

This husky really wants a bath! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1929

Getting Rid of the Monsters

A man visited a psychiatrist to talk about his dreams. "Every night," the man said, "I dream that these three hideous monsters are sitting on the edge of my bed, ready to attack me." "Hmmm," said the... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3687

Invitation

Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband. "Henry," she said, "I've just received a letter from mother saying she isn't accepting our invitatio... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1411

Quote #1504

"Nobody wants a God who declines to deal with evil. They just want a God who declines to deal with their evil" - Greg Gilbert read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1319

One-liner #1056

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1781

That Explains It!

I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday; usually either Nestle or Captain.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1029

Cybersalt News - May 17, 2016

Sometimes it's hard to relax when you finally get away from work. Hopefully you have an easier time than Joanne is in today's newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site.  You'll find "Still at th... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2854

Misplaced Love

I told my girlfriend last night how much I loved her, and she said that I must have been out drinking again. I asked her why she would say that, and she said, "Because I'm your father."... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
3207

Still at the Office

Joanne kept forgetting she wasn'tback at the office. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1713

Quote #1503

"There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind." - C.S. Lewis   read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1970

Math Coffee

When a mathematician tells you he makes a mean cup of coffee, he means average.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1397

One-liner #1055

Change is inevitable except from vending machines.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3614

Hearing Test

A man goes to his doctor and says "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?" The doctor replies: "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the ki... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1541

Savor of Christ

Charles Spurgeon once told of a young preacher asking for feedback from a sermon, and who asked what an older pastor found wrong with his sermon. This was the old preacher's response: "There was no ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
958

Cybersalt News - May 16, 2016

Some people think it would be cool to have a time machine and then there are those people who need a time machine to bee cool. The latter is the case with the person in today's Funny Picture on the Cy... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1055

Cybersalt News - May 15, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's Cybersalt News features a humble request from long-time Cybersaltine, Walter Smith.  Walter writes: "This my pal Jacob Meek. He loves getting postcards, I hav... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2127

Forgiveness and Temptation

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have ci... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1358

One-liner #1054

What WAS the best thing 'before' sliced bread?... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
2713

Time Machine Cool

Gerald was one time machineaway from being cool. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3326

Divy It Up

Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes: "A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1503

Quote #1502

"Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well." – Josh Billings read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2380

Adhesive Question

Glue stick: is that redundant or an epoxymoron? ... read more..