Monthly Archive

2016
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Cat Commandments
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2980

Cat Commandments

Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the modem. Thou shalt not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem. Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll. read more..
No Girls Allowed
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5291

No Girls Allowed

"Hey Barry and Frank,It's human resources on line 1." read more..
One-liner #1053
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1555

One-liner #1053

Children seldom misquote you; in fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.... read more..
Bus Stop
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2225

Bus Stop

Once there was couple traveling on a bus in a mountainous area. Close to their destination they decided to get off a bit early and enjoy a short walk the rest of the way. After the couple got off the... read more..
Quote #1501
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2371

Quote #1501

Jesus did not say “Come to my seminar.” Or “Come to my conference.” Jesus said “Come to my table;” “Come and dine;” “Come and see” and "Come to me." - Leonard Sweet read more..
Math Decorator
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1871

Math Decorator

Hey Archimedes, I love what you've done with displace!... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 13, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1101

Cybersalt News - May 13, 2016

Just because you don't like sardines is no reason to throw the baby out. You'll understand when you see the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/baby-sardines... read more..
Baby Sardines
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4062

Baby Sardines

Remember to not throw the baby outwith the sardines. ... read more..
Kindness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2213

Kindness

In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him. "How much is an ice cream sunda... read more..
One-liner #1052
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1504

One-liner #1052

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.... read more..
Transit Bait
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1761

Transit Bait

In order to catch a bus, one must first learn to think like a bus.... read more..
Quote #1500
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2161

Quote #1500

"We must beware in our attitude toward people who are suffering that we do not blunder by imagining our point of view to be the only one." - Oswald Chambers, in Baffled to Fight Better from Quotabl read more..
Job Interview
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4136

Job Interview

Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of a salary he was looking for. "In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year, depending on... read more..
Nail Biting
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3177

Nail Biting

Two older women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day. "I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That makes me terribly nervous!" the first one said. "Oh, my Elmer used to do the... read more..
Babysitter Resume
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3983

Babysitter Resume

Somebody didn't read their babysitter's resume very close. ... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 12, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1091

Cybersalt News - May 12, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site is a reminder to read your babysitter's resume carefully. You'll find "Babysitter Resume" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pict read more..
Quote #1499
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2000

Quote #1499

   "Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy." - C.S. Lewis read more..
God's Beauty Tips
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2364

God's Beauty Tips

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others. To lose weight, let go of stress, hatred, anger, discontentment, and the need to control... read more..
One-liner #1051
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1640

One-liner #1051

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of bread.... read more..
Golf Stroke
Clean Jokes
3780

Golf Stroke

"I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at the club. "Wow," said the young man, "that's pretty impressive." "Not really," said the little old man. " read more..
Science of Soft Drinks
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1826

Science of Soft Drinks

I know a lot about pop; I guess you could say I'm a Fizzisist.... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 11, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1070

Cybersalt News - May 11, 2016

Today's new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site is an onion bag that would make you cry for a different reason. You'll find "Corn Onions" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/corn-onions  Enjoy t... read more..
Corn Onions
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5209

Corn Onions

This bag of onions will make you cry for all the wrong reasons. ... read more..
The Letter
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2123
3 min read

The Letter

Ruth went to her mail box and there was only one letter. She picked it up and looked at it before opening, but then she looked at the envelope again. There was no stamp, no postmark, only her name and... read more..
One-liner #1050
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1530

One-liner #1050

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.... read more..
Famous Last Words
Clean Jokes
3869

Famous Last Words

*Famous Last Words* *Ha! They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist... *Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. *What happens if you touch these two wires tog- *We won't need reservati read more..
Crunge
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1783

Crunge

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 10, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1209

Cybersalt News - May 10, 2016

There are a number of things that should not be done to dogs and today's Funny Dog picture shows one of them. You'll find "Dog Paint Job" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-paint-job Enjoy t... read more..
Dog Paint Job
Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
6694

Dog Paint Job

This funny dog picture is brought to you by the letter "why?" ... read more..
Spy Application
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2840

Spy Application

A man applied for a job as an industrial spy.  Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor. As soon as the man was alone, he s... read more..
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