2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #810

09 May

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

6562

Dog Paint Job

This funny dog picture is brought to you by the letter "why?" ... read more..

09 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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A man applied for a job as an industrial spy. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor. As soon as the man was alone, he s... read more..

09 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1687

Grammar Problem

The sign said “WET PAINT” so I emptied my Dasani water bottle on it. ... read more..

09 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2276

Triple Filter Test, Gossip, Slander

In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, "Do you know what I just heard about your friend?" "Hold on a mi... read more..

09 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1049

The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of their time each day. ... read more..

09 May

Clean Jokes

3630

Blessed Again

A young minister sitting down to dinner was about to say grace when he opened the casserole dish that his thrifty new bride had prepared from all of the refrigerator leftovers. "I don't know," he sai... read more..

09 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1498

"Wherever you are, be all there." – Jim Elliot read more..

09 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - May 9, 2016

Do you sometimes feel overwhelmed or embarrassed by your struggle with technology that today's children take to with little or no effort? The newest entry in the FunBlog will go a long way to helping ... read more..

08 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1497

Cybersalt News - May 8, 2016

Sunday Greetings and Happy Mother's day - for those whom Mother's Day is a celebration. Mother's Day is very painful for many mothers and children alike for a number of reasons. One particularly p read more..

07 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2041

Contentment

Murphy decided it was time to buy a new house, so he decided to sell his old house and put the matter in a real estate agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful... read more..

07 May

Clean Jokes

3202

Number Married

I just read a report that stated that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?... read more..

07 May

Clean Jokes

3543

Save Me a Seat

A friend of mine, and her husband, were on vacation. They visited a church on Sunday. My friend likes to sit close to the front. So they entered a pew in the second row. Shortly after settling int... read more..

07 May

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Kids, Adults, and Technology

Do you sometimes feel awkward or embarrassed by your struggle with technology that children seem to have no problem with? If so give them a tape cassette play and cheer up! ... read more..

07 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1496

"The early church was married to poverty, prisons and persecutions. Today, the church is married to prosperity, personality, and popularity." - Leonard Ravenhill read more..

07 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1684

Pirate Veggies

At the grocery store today we saw cobs of corn "on sale" for $4.00 for 4. A buck an ear? That's piracy!... read more..

07 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1586

One-liner #1048

Why do they call it "hiring a hitman" and not "ordering takeout"?... read more..

07 May

Videos

Pastor Tim

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Rejected by a Parent?

Being rejected by a parent is one of the deepest hurts and pains we can experience in life. Real life shepherd, Ray Carman, shares about the hope all who have been so rejected have in the care that t... read more..

07 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - May 7, 2016

Cybersalt's Mother's Day Jokes collection page has been spruced up. You'll find a collection of jokes for tomorrow's special day at:www.cybersalt.org/tag/13-mother-s-day-jokes Enjoy the rest of today... read more..

06 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1495

"Lord, enlighten what's dark in me, strengthen what's weak in me, mend what's broken in me, bind what's bruised in me, heal what's sick in me, and lastly, revive whatever peace and love has died in read more..

06 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1534

One-liner #1047

"In dog years, I'm dead." - Unknown read more..

06 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1689

Jedi Utensils

Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan Kenobe walk into a Chinese Restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke is still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally tells him, “U... read more..

06 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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GPA

At the end of the college year, a star football player celebrated the relaxation of team curfew by attending a late night campus party. Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful ... read more..

06 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2039

Raising Children and Bamboo

Did you know that there is a certain type of bamboo in Japan that only flowers once every 120 years? It's certainly puzzling how this plant can keep track of time, but everything 119 years before it ... read more..

06 May

Clean Jokes

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Geraniums

A man walked into a flower shop and after looking around for several minutes, asked the clerk if there were any potted geraniums he could buy. "I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "We don't h... read more..

06 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

953

Cybersalt News - May 6, 2016

Mother's Day is this Sunday, so if you are going to buy your mom a present leave some time for shopping. After all, as the newest picture on the Cybersalt Site reminds us, she certainly spent a lot of... read more..

05 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Enough Shopping

Oh mom, enough shopping! Thanks to Sarah Joy Visser for permission to use this picture!... read more..

05 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2337

Massachusetts Shorts

Khakis (n.): what you need to start the car in Boston.... read more..

05 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1046

I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.... read more..

05 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1946

Eyes of Love

My mother's friend joined Weight Watchers, and the other day when she was getting ready to go to the weekly meeting her little grandson asked her where she was going. She said she was going to her fat... read more..