Monthly Archive

2016
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1321 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Rhino Breeding
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6318

Rhino Breeding

It was clear something had definitely gone wrong in the rhino breeding program. ... read more..
This Little Piggy
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3188

This Little Piggy

In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her piece. One of the... read more..
Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1823

Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps

I used to be indecisive. But now I am not so sure.... read more..
Quote #1493
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1899

Quote #1493

 "When the dead hand of rationalism holds Christianity in its stony grip, all energy and vitality is drained out of it, not to mention miracle and mystery."  - Leonard Sweet read more..
One-liner #1045
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1629

One-liner #1045

George Burns has some of the best one-liners! George: Gracie, did the nurse ever happen to drop you on your head when you were a baby? Gracie: Oh no! We couldn't afford a nurse, my mother had to do ... read more..
Bathroom Sign
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4366

Bathroom Sign

Thanks to Norma K. Appel for sending today's CleanLaugh.  Dear Pastor Tim, this is a true story. It was Thanksgiving day and my friend's hall bathroom was not working. She had another bathroom... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 4, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1070

Cybersalt News - May 4, 2016

Have you ever been to a BBQ and asked for a doggie bag?  If not, you might not want to start at this "Free BBQ".www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/free-bbq  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!&nb... read more..
Quote #1492
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1924

Quote #1492

"Think it through to its logical conclusion, and if the outcome is something that God would condemn, put a stop to it immediately." - Oswald Chambers read more..
Skinny Lane
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1925

Skinny Lane

If you’re walking in the narrow space behind my building, you’re right up my alley.... read more..
One-liner #1044
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1598

One-liner #1044

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?... read more..
Free BBQ
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
3102

Free BBQ

Be careful if you ask for a doggie bag. ... read more..
Dependency On God
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2419

Dependency On God

Prayer of a child: "Bless my mom and dad ... and dear God, take good care of Yourself. If anything happens to You, we're sunk."... read more..
Ladies' Tee
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3606

Ladies' Tee

It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Murray was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker. "Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee b... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 3, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1138

Cybersalt News - May 3, 2016

If you've ever had a tingling sense like something was up, you'll understand how Sharon often feels.  Check out "Tingling Senses" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/tingling-senses Enjo... read more..
Quote #1491
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2837

Quote #1491

  You, Lord, keep my lamp burning; my God turns my darkness into light. With your help I can advance against a troop; with my God I can scale a wall. - Psalm 18:28-29 read more..
Tingling Senses
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3001

Tingling Senses

Sharon's senses were tingling again. ... read more..
Top 10 Wrong Ways to Initiate Your Son Into Manhood
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3333

Top 10 Wrong Ways to Initiate Your Son Into Manhood

Top 10 Wrong Ways to Initiate Your Son Into Manhood 10. Teach him the secret male ritual of leaving the toilet seat up and the toilet paper roll empty. 9. Have a ceremony where you give him his own ... read more..
Theatre Ban
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2020

Theatre Ban

After the London Playwrights Guild found out what Shakespeare was up to, he was bard for life.... read more..
One-liner #1043
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1475

One-liner #1043

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." - unknown read more..
A Brokxn Kxy
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2460

A Brokxn Kxy

Evxn though my typxwritxr is an old modxl, it works quitx wxll xxcxpt for onx of the kxys. I havx many timxs wishxd that it workxd pxrfxctly. It is trux that thxrx arx forty-onx kxys that function wx... read more..
Good Robbery
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3208

Good Robbery

The detective was interviewing the man whose clothing shop had just been burglarized. "It's bad," said the proprietor, "but it's not as bad as it could have been if he'd robbed me yesterday." "Why i... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 2, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1087

Cybersalt News - May 2, 2016

If you live in the Northern Hemisphere, summer is on the way. Before then, be sure to get your car's air conditioner tuned up or repaired. Try to do better than the subject of the Cybersalt Site's new... read more..
One-liner #1042
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1570

One-liner #1042

I just got lost in thought; it was unfamiliar territory.... read more..
Quote #1490
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1639

Quote #1490

"I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see." – John Burroughs read more..
Cybersalt News - May 1, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1034

Cybersalt News - May 1, 2016

Sunday greetings and happy May everyone! There is a new inspirational video on the Cybersalt Site today. Some out there will think I'm going to Hell in a hand basket for being inspired by it, but Bon... read more..
Air Conditioner Tune-Up
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6336

Air Conditioner Tune-Up

Summer is coming. Remember to tune up your car's air conditioner! ... read more..
This is What It's All About
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1650

This is What It's All About

I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around.... read more..
Bono and Eugene Peterson
Videos
Pastor Tim
2858

Bono and Eugene Peterson

This video of Eugene Peterson and Bono meeting to discuss the Psalms is wonderfully inspiring on a number of different levels. ... read more..
Motel Work Ethic
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1924

Motel Work Ethic

Because of back problems, each night I lie on the floor and do exercises. Once when we stopped at a motel, as I started my exercise, something under the bed caught my eye. It was a card, on which wa... read more..
A Dog's Diary
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4862
3 min read

A Dog's Diary

5:30am: Started the day as a hero! When the sound of the newspaper hitting the driveway roused me from my deep slumber, and the impact indicated the paper was much heavier than normal, I realized that... read more..
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