Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1323 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3788

Pray Loud

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs, "I PRA... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
999

Cybersalt News - May 5, 2016

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! Also, happy Cinco de Mayo, which co-incidentally fell on May 5 this year! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Rhino Breeding" at:www.cyb... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6164

Rhino Breeding

It was clear something had definitely gone wrong in the rhino breeding program. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3079

This Little Piggy

In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her piece. One of the... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1716

Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps

I used to be indecisive. But now I am not so sure.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1783

Quote #1493

 "When the dead hand of rationalism holds Christianity in its stony grip, all energy and vitality is drained out of it, not to mention miracle and mystery."  - Leonard Sweet read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1510

One-liner #1045

George Burns has some of the best one-liners! George: Gracie, did the nurse ever happen to drop you on your head when you were a baby? Gracie: Oh no! We couldn't afford a nurse, my mother had to do ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4243

Bathroom Sign

Thanks to Norma K. Appel for sending today's CleanLaugh.  Dear Pastor Tim, this is a true story. It was Thanksgiving day and my friend's hall bathroom was not working. She had another bathroom... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
985

Cybersalt News - May 4, 2016

Have you ever been to a BBQ and asked for a doggie bag?  If not, you might not want to start at this "Free BBQ".www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/free-bbq  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!&nb... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1799

Quote #1492

"Think it through to its logical conclusion, and if the outcome is something that God would condemn, put a stop to it immediately." - Oswald Chambers read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1809

Skinny Lane

If you’re walking in the narrow space behind my building, you’re right up my alley.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1495

One-liner #1044

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
2982

Free BBQ

Be careful if you ask for a doggie bag. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2281

Dependency On God

Prayer of a child: "Bless my mom and dad ... and dear God, take good care of Yourself. If anything happens to You, we're sunk."... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3504

Ladies' Tee

It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Murray was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker. "Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee b... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1054

Cybersalt News - May 3, 2016

If you've ever had a tingling sense like something was up, you'll understand how Sharon often feels.  Check out "Tingling Senses" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/tingling-senses Enjo... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2712

Quote #1491

  You, Lord, keep my lamp burning; my God turns my darkness into light. With your help I can advance against a troop; with my God I can scale a wall. - Psalm 18:28-29 read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
2895

Tingling Senses

Sharon's senses were tingling again. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3211

Top 10 Wrong Ways to Initiate Your Son Into Manhood

Top 10 Wrong Ways to Initiate Your Son Into Manhood 10. Teach him the secret male ritual of leaving the toilet seat up and the toilet paper roll empty. 9. Have a ceremony where you give him his own ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1893

Theatre Ban

After the London Playwrights Guild found out what Shakespeare was up to, he was bard for life.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1378

One-liner #1043

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." - unknown read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2314

A Brokxn Kxy

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Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3069

Good Robbery

The detective was interviewing the man whose clothing shop had just been burglarized. "It's bad," said the proprietor, "but it's not as bad as it could have been if he'd robbed me yesterday." "Why i... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1001

Cybersalt News - May 2, 2016

If you live in the Northern Hemisphere, summer is on the way. Before then, be sure to get your car's air conditioner tuned up or repaired. Try to do better than the subject of the Cybersalt Site's new... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1478

One-liner #1042

I just got lost in thought; it was unfamiliar territory.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1528

Quote #1490

"I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see." – John Burroughs read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
951

Cybersalt News - May 1, 2016

Sunday greetings and happy May everyone! There is a new inspirational video on the Cybersalt Site today. Some out there will think I'm going to Hell in a hand basket for being inspired by it, but Bon... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6188

Air Conditioner Tune-Up

Summer is coming. Remember to tune up your car's air conditioner! ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1540

This is What It's All About

I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around.... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
2718

Bono and Eugene Peterson

This video of Eugene Peterson and Bono meeting to discuss the Psalms is wonderfully inspiring on a number of different levels. ... read more..