Monthly Archive

2016
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1321 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 26, 2016

If you have a friend who will stand up for you when others are against you, you'll enjoy the newest Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Check out "Bill Posters" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1486

"Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you’re alive, it isn’t." – Richard Bach read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2235

Modest Income

"Darling," said the young man to his new bride. "Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my modest income?" "Of course, dearest, no trouble," she answered. "But what will yo read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1485

"Leadership is not about being in charge. Leadership is about taking care of those in your charge." - Simon Sinek read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3494

Outhouse Confession

Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. For facilities, they had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer, cold in the winter and stank all the t... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Bill Posters

It's good to have friendswho will stand up for you. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1590

Singing Scuba Divers

Dean Martin as a scuba instructor: "That's a moray."... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3717

How High Can You Go?

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop pretty high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. However, the next morning the kangaroo was out again, just r... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1537

One-liner #1037

The trouble with you is that there's nothing wrong with you.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1181

Cybersalt News - April 25, 2016

There is a new Funny Car picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Well, it's actually a pickup truck and when you see it you will know why people want to pass it as quickly as possible. Check out "Toot Tr... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
4093

Toot Truck

Here is a truck you will want to pass as soon as possible. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1108

Cybersalt News - April 24, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new devotional from Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt Site today. James says he has lost his mind and doesn't really miss it. You can read more at:www.cybersalt... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1511

One-liner #1036

English is the Lingua Franca par excellence!... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2287

Far-Fetched

A dog retrieves a ball thrown from over a mile away: seems pretty far-fetched.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3760

Guard Dog Karate

A young couple lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog. Visiting the pet store, the young wife asked for a good guard dog. "S... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

I Lost My Mind But I Really Haven’t Missed It

I am notorious for losing things. I do not know what it is about me, but I cannot keep track of anything I own. If you want to lose something and never find it again, simply put it into my trust. I am... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1966

Born Salesman

I learned a lesson in marketing from a man who bought an old boat, a trailer, and a motor from me. "Thanks," he said as he loaded them up. "I'm planning to resell them." Good luck, I thought. I had b... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Top Ten Signs You're in for a Long Sermon

10. There's a case of bottled water beside the pulpit in a cooler. 9. The pews have camper hookups. 8. You overhear the pastor telling the soundman to have a few dozen extra tapes on hand to record read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1781

Quote #1484

"Don't hold together what must fall apart; the familiar crumbles so the new life can begin." - Bryant McGill read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2148

Education and Training

I'd been working on my business degree for about a year when I finally got to take a popular finance course. I went to the bookstore to buy the textbook and was shocked to find out it would cost me $1... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1483

"What I have found of God in Jesus Christ is so wonderful, I am eager for others to know it too - and to know Him."- C.H. Spurgeon read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Ventriloquist Career Change

There was a ventriloquist who had no work for six months. He went to his agent and told him he needed work badly.  The agent said, "There's no call for ventriloquists, but if you were a psychic ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1535

One-liner #1035

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 22, 2016

If you ever accidentally set someone on fire may we suggest you apologize in a way that doesn't involve heat? This "Sorry Cake" probably misses the mark:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/sorry-cake&nbs... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3017

Field Day

Equine Opportunities: If the horses ever realize the barn door isn't locked, they're gonna have a field day.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Cast Off

An elderly lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs. Several months later, the doctor took off the c... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Tired Dog

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on hi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Signs Your Garage Needs to be Cleaned

- It just entered itself in the heavyweight division on BattleBots. - I don't care what mortgage company you use, they're not going to ask for paycheck stubs from anything earlier than the Eisenhower read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Sorry Cake

Maybe "baking" something wasn't the best way to apologize. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2308

Seabird Sausage

Never thought my butcher would turn a sea bird into sausage: but then he took a tern for the wurst. read more..