2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #930

21 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7603

Sorry Cake

Maybe "baking" something wasn't the best way to apologize. ... read more..

21 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2154

Seabird Sausage

Never thought my butcher would turn a sea bird into sausage: but then he took a tern for the wurst. read more..

21 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1516

Quote #1482

"Saying something is NOT okay is not being any more judgmental than the person who says it is. Permissiveness doesn't negate judgment." - Norm Funk read more..

21 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1536

One-liner #1034

I am going to be healthy if it kills me.... read more..

21 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1019

Cybersalt News - April 21, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt Site today. Even if you aren't a fan of Track and Field events, give this video a watch to enjoy the triumph of the finish and... read more..

20 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1813

Marriage, Compatability

A fellow asked his friend why he never married. The friend replied, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman; I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl." "Oh, come on now," said the fell... read more..

20 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2394

What a Finish!!

Even if you aren't a fan of track and field, watch this race for the pure enjoyment of witnessing human triumph with a side order of some pretty entertaining race commentary. If you must skip tot he b... read more..

20 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2682

Saucer Fill-Up

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road.... read more..

20 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1996

Christening Ink

"Traditional christening services are being replaced by ceremonies where the newborn's name will be tattooed on some part of one or both parents' anatomy. Their choice of decorative script is, as one read more..

20 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1564

One-liner #1033

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer; I saw it through my binoculars last night.... read more..

20 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3582

Wills Explained

I was in my wills and trusts course when the professor posed this question to the students: "Why do people choose to have their children, rather than their siblings, inherit their estate?" After stu... read more..

20 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

6157

Quote #1481

"Life is ten percent what happens to us and ninety percent how we respond to it." - Charles Swindoll read more..

20 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3383

Guess Who Elected To Disturb My Dinner?

Among the many traditions and rituals observed around the world – one holds a special place with the Gracious Mistress of a Parsonage and Yours Truly. Since I am accused of breaking everything in our ... read more..

20 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1017

Cybersalt News - April 20, 2016

A happy 24th birthday to our youngest child, Esther Bunny Driver! How our youngest can be 24 is a mystery to me, but we did feed her regularly for the first 22 years of her life so that's probably par... read more..

19 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5181

Shoe Holster

He won't need that shoe anywayafter he shoots his foot off. ... read more..

19 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1441

One-liner #1032

If you answer the phone and say, "Hello, you're on the air" most telemarketers will hang up quickly.... read more..

19 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1941

Close Friends

I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.... read more..

19 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3687

Eye Problems

"Doctor!" whined the patient. "I keep seeing spots before my eyes." The physician scratched his head, "Why have you come to me? Have you seen an ophthalmologist?" "No," replied the patient, "just sp read more..

19 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1990

Christianity, Faith, Righteousness

A preacher and the president of a soap manufacturing company went for a walk together. The president said, "What good is Christianity? Look at all the trouble and misery of the world! Still there, ev... read more..

19 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2079

Quote #1480

"Any religion that professes to be concerned about the souls of men and is not concerned about the slums that damn them, the economic conditions that strangle them and the social conditions that cri read more..

19 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1199

Cybersalt News - April 19, 2016

I will be at the dentist office at some point today and while there I think I may try to keep today's newest addition to the FunBlog front of mind. You know why if you check out "Baby, Dog... read more..

18 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3128

Family Secrets

The Smith's were proud of their family tradition; their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower and also included many Senators and Wall Street wizards. When they decided to compile a family h... read more..

18 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2694

Baby, Dog, and Popcorn

Here is a great recipe for laughter; take one baby, add a dog, and then add some popcorn. Mix all three in a video and enjoy the laughter and good feelings that follow. ... read more..

18 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1782

Work Problems

The boss ordered one of his men to dig a hole eight feet deep. After the job was completed the boss returned and explained an error had been made and the hole wouldn't be needed. "Fill 'er up," he or... read more..

18 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3412

End Nail Biting

Two elderly women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day. "I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That habit really bothers me!" the first one said. "Oh, my Elmer used to do the... read more..

18 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1573

One-liner #1031

My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are at things; but I laugh more.... read more..

18 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1788

Belly Bank

Money Belts: a waist of money.... read more..

18 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1503

Quote #1479

"God is glorified in his people by the way we experience him, not merely by the way we think about him." - John Piper read more..

18 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1098

Cybersalt News - April 18, 2016

If you have ever waited patiently for someone to return with food to cook for supper, you'll understand how the bear in the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site feels. You'll find "Salmon ... read more..

17 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3507

Cinderoofer

When my children received the video of Cinderella as a summer gift, they watched it almost nonstop for three days. Since it was warm outside, we kept the windows open. Our neighbors were having their... read more..