February 2017 - Monthly Archive

26 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

941

Olympian Life

Westside elder, Jarek Bekesza, preaches about how the olympian life applies to the Christian's life. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170226-jarek-bekesza.mp3{/audio} read more..

26 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

952

Cybersalt News - February 26, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder seems to be obsessed with time lately, but then again, time has been messing with him; especially on a recent shopping trip his wife sent him on. You can ... read more..

25 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1698

Where in the World Does Time Go?

I remember my grandfather telling me that the older you get the faster time flies. Laughing at him at the time I thought it was another of his little stories he loved telling. Just the other day I ca... read more..

Signs Your Church has Sold Out to Corporate Sponsors

25 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4019

Signs Your Church has Sold Out to Corporate Sponsors

- Taco Bell's talking dog now reading announcements. - In Christmas play, Joseph seen drinking can of Coke. - Greeters all dressed like Mr. Goodwrench. - Personal pew licenses now sold. - Baptisma read more..

25 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2599

God's Cake, Trials

Sometimes we wonder, "What did I do to deserve this?" or "Why did God have to do this to me?" Here is a wonderful explanation! A daughter is telling her Mother how everything is going wrong, she's fa... read more..

25 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2300

Quote #1616

"The cost of non-discipleship is the irrelevance of the church." - Ray Altman read more..

25 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1750

Lay Miz

"You call this a musical?" asked Les miserably. read more..

24 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1349

One-liner #1168

I'm not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then.... read more..

23 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

970

Cybersalt News - February 23, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Sign picture on the Cybersalt Site today. I think we have all wanted help with a spider at one time or another in our lives. This note is from a person... read more..

22 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1970

Glancing Blow

Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me!! Luckily, my injuries were only super fish oil.... read more..

22 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2059

Quote #1615

"The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless." - Unknown read more..

22 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1383

One-liner #1167

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9 pm or so.... read more..

22 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2198

Living Long

My friend Ida was slowly recovering from a heart attack. "Doctor," she pleaded with her cardiologist, "you must keep me alive for the next two years. I want to attend my first grandchild's Bar Mitzvah... read more..

22 Feb

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

3290

Spider Note

Another reason e-mail is superior to snail mail. This funny note was left for a mailman, asking him to deal with a spider that was preventing someone from getting their mail. Usually postmen ... read more..

22 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3988

Pirate Questions

In a restaurant one day, a pirate was talking to the waiter. The waiter asked him, "Why do you have a peg leg?" The pirate answered, "Back when I was sailing the seas, a big shark noticed me swimming... read more..

22 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

14003

Milkman Notes

These notes left for milkmen came from the UK, so you'll notice a slight, endearing British ambiance to them. "Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one." "Please leave an ex... read more..

19 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1073

Groan

In a number of ways, groaning is part of the life of following Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170219.mp3{/audio} read more..

19 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1463

Quote #1614

"You don't have a soul; you are a soul. You have a body." - C. S. Lewis read more..

19 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1446

River Success

The only person I can think of for whom being in denial worked out OK was Moses. - Walter McLauren... read more..

19 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1024

Cybersalt News - February 19, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. In preparing today's mailing I discovered I really messed up the news last week. The link to Rev. James Snyder's article was not correct. So today the news has twice the Sn... read more..

18 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1395

One-liner #1166

If Mom says "No," ask Nana; if Nana says "No," ... who are we kidding?? Nana never says "No!"... read more..

18 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2467

Don't Need Grace

Little Mikey and his family were having Sunday dinner at his grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Mikey received his plate, he started ea... read more..

18 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3738

Colorful Grandma

I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me, and always she was correct. But it wa... read more..

18 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1807

I’ll Do It First Thing Tomorrow

You would think being a husband as long as I have been I would have learned the fine art of negotiating with my wife. And trust me, it is an artistic creation. When I got married, somebody told me th... read more..

Decluttering: My 7 Top Practical Tips for Getting it Done

18 Feb

Inspiration

Pastor Tim

1289

Decluttering: My 7 Top Practical Tips for Getting it Done

Don't let tidy people boss you around! Did you know you can add your own style to how you declutter? Deedee Knight has some great ideas to help reduce the stress of removing stressful clutter in your ... read more..

16 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1030

Cybersalt News - February 16, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am happy to announce that a few months ago Cybersalt acquired the domain www.cybersalt.com. In 1998, I missed buying that domain by 11 months and so I bought www.cyb... read more..

15 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1747

Gratis Recycling

I gave all my dead batteries away today ... free of charge.... read more..

15 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5491

Vocal Dyslexia

There is a disease terrible that strikes 10 out of 1 Americans 15 every minutes. Vocal Dyslexia it's called. An elment I've been lifing all my fight. It can warn without striking and has no ... read more..