March 2017 - Monthly Archive

30 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

969

Cybersalt News - March 30, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Sometimes the lowest quote isn't the best quote. You can see this in today's newest funny car picture "Window Repair" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/window-repair ... read more..

29 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1961

A Special Place

There is a special place in life, That needs my humble skill, A certain job I'm meant to do, Which no one else can fulfill. The time will be demanding, And the pay is not too good And yet I wouldn't ... read more..

29 Mar

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

3674

Window Repair

In hindsight, the lower quote wasn't the best deal. ... read more..

29 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3066

The Pigmy and the Dinosaur

A scientist finds evidence of an actual dinosaur, alive and living in the rainforests of South America. He campaigns several universities and succeeds in getting a grant to launch an expedition. Seve... read more..

29 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1354

Two Laws

You've heard of Murphy's law right? Yes . . . Why? It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but have you heard of Cole's law? No . . . . It's thinly sliced cabbage... read more..

29 Mar

Clean Jokes

2908

The Importance of Correct Punctuation

We've all been told how important it is to use correct punctuation. Well, here is a letter that illustrates the fact: *Version One* Dear John: I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are... read more..

29 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1352

One-liner #1177

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.... read more..

29 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1287

Quote #1624

"I thought growing older would take longer." - Unknown read more..

26 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

991

Blind Spots

Dr. David Schaafsma teaches about the blind spots we can face physically in our eyes and spiritually in our lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170326-dave-schaafsma.mp3{/audio}(with apolog read more..

26 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1022

Cybersalt News - March 26, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder recently sat through a 90 minute timeshare presentation that lasted 3 hours and that got him appreciating a suspicious mind. You can read more about the w... read more..

25 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1941

Who's there?

Whoever invented "knock, knock" jokes should get a no-bell prize.... read more..

25 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2268

Lesson Learned

When my son was around 4 years old, we went to the local drug store one afternoon. While in the check out he noticed a bald-headed man behind us in line. I had, as good moms do, been teaching him mann... read more..

25 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2298

Why Some Countries CAN'T Go Metric

If the metric system did ever take over, we'd have to change our thinking to the following: * A miss is as good as 1.6 kilometers. * Put your best 0.3 of a meter forward. * Spare the 5.03 meters an... read more..

A Suspicious Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste

25 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1888

A Suspicious Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste

I have discovered over the years several types of minds. The “open mind” which catches everything except the truth. The “analytical mind” which organizes everything to the point of sterility. The “clo... read more..

25 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1365

One-liner #1176

Eleanor Roosevelt once said, "Do one thing every day that scares you;" and that's why I weigh myself in the mornings.... read more..

25 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1412

Quote #1623

"The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new." - Socrates read more..

23 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

942

Cybersalt News - March 23, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It looks like Marie Antoinette is at it again - only this time she is giving advice to winter drivers! You'll see what we mean in "Drive with Cake" at:www.cybersalt.o... read more..

22 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1434

Quote #1622

"Holding a grudge is letting someone live rent free in your head." - Unknown read more..

22 Mar

Clean Jokes

3288

Fishy Dinner

A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All during the sit-down dinner one co-worker's three-year-old girl stared at the man sitting a... read more..

22 Mar

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

3985

Sign - Drive with Cake

Apparently, Marie Antoinette is giving driving instructions now. ... read more..

22 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3296

Faith Admired

A couple of nuns who were nursing sisters had gone out to the country to minister to an outpatient. On the way back they were a few miles from home when they ran out of gas. They were standing beside ... read more..

22 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1319

Don't Laugh

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.... read more..

22 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1331

One-liner #1175

I just wish pictures and mirrors could agree on what I actually look like.... read more..

21 Mar

Illustrations

Susan Davis

1435

Chavez Prayer

Show me the suffering of the most miserable; So I will know my people's plight. Free me to pray for others; For you are present in every person. Help me to take responsibility for my own life; So th... read more..

19 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1017

Abraham #1 - Hall of Faith

Abraham is an example of faith because he sacrificed his own comfort in response to God's call to a future of unknown blessing. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170319.mp3{/audio} read more..

19 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

998

Cybersalt News - March 19, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder recently had a drunk call him at 2:37 in the morning to ask a question about Jonah and the whale. I suppose that is one of the hazards of putting your pho... read more..

18 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1873

Quote #1621

"Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches." - Unknown read more..

18 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2004

Would You Like A Burp With That Hiccup?

Looking at the alarm clock by my bedside, it clearly read 2:37 a.m. The loud buzzing sound was not in my head after all. Who in the world could be calling me at this hour of the night? I grumbled to ... read more..

18 Mar

Clean Jokes

3721

Help Desk

A man who worked the help desk for a large company received a call one day from a co-worker who called him because she couldn't figure out why her computer wouldn't come on. So he asked her, "Did you... read more..

18 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1515

Amazing Product

Whiteboards ... they're remarkable.... read more..