March 2017 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

18 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1485

How to Fast

Fast from judging others; Feast on Christ dwelling in them. Fast from apparent darkness;Feast on the reality of light. Fast from pessimism;Feast on optimism. Fast from thoughts of illness;Feast o... read more..

18 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1470

One-liner #1174

They say you're not supposed to go to the grocery store when you're hungry; it's been several days now ... what should I do?... read more..

16 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3449

Art Interpretation

Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray... read more..

16 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

913

Cybersalt News - March 16, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Ladies, do you ever think the men in your lives don't always listen closely to what you say? That might have been the story behind the newest Funny Car Picture on the Cyber... read more..

15 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2247

quote #0275

"As you slide down the Banister of Life, may the Splinters never point the wrong way." - Irish Blessing read more..

15 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1393

One-liner #1173

The only time I hit the panic button on my car keys is accidentally, and the only person who panics is me!... read more..

15 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3847

From British Newspapers

1) Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, "We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It's possible Mr. Purdey has been read more..

15 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2402

Irish Toast

A guy and a girl are having a drink together. The man raises his glass and says, "Here's hoping you're in Heaven ten minutes before the devil knows you're dead!" "What's that mean?" asks the girl. "... read more..

15 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2150

An Irish Friendship Blessing

May there always be work for your hands to do; May your purse always hold a coin or two; May the sun always shine on your windowpane; May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain; May the hand of ... read more..

15 Mar

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

4486

Jeep Kitchen

I said I wanted a "CHEAP" kitchen. ... read more..

15 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3355

One Question Too Far

A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial--it went like this: Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person m... read more..

12 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

933

Noah - Hall of Faith

Noah is an example of faith because he responded devoutly to God's personal and intimate revelation. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170312.mp3{/audio} read more..

12 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

969

Cybersalt News - March 12, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Today, Rev. James Snyder is musing about the difference between hearing and listening. You can read more in "Hearing and Listening Are Not Necessarily the Same" at:www.cybe... read more..

11 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1382

One-liner #1172

Deep thoughts of the day: when you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.... read more..

Hearing and Listening Are Not Necessarily the Same

11 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1680

Hearing and Listening Are Not Necessarily the Same

As big as my ears are, you would think I would be able to hear everything I am listening to. I like to think I am hearing what I am listening to but I have so many illustrations that prove otherwise.... read more..

11 Mar

Clean Jokes

3501

Meeting With Teacher

Miss Smith and Little Johnny's father were having a parent teacher conference. Miss Smith said to Little Johnny's father, "Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son." Little Johnny's... read more..

11 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1690

Brought To You by the Letter "S"

Bert: "Say, Ernie, would you like some ice-cream?" Ernie: "Sherbert."... read more..

11 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1565

Quote #1620

"The history of every temptation, and of every sin, is the same; the outward object of attraction, the inward commotion of mind, the increase and triumph of passionate desires, ending in the degrada read more..

11 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2624

And God Said "No"

I asked God to take away my pride,And God said, "No."He said it was not for Him to take away,But for me to give up. I asked God to make my handicapped child whole,And God said, "No."He said her spiri... read more..

10 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4031

Bring your work to kids day

We used to celebrate "bring your kid to work day" but thanks to the internet and telecommuting we can now celebrate "bring your work to kids day!" ... read more..

09 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

902

Cybersalt News - March 9, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Sign on the Cybersalt Site today. If you are on vacation, need a place to say, but don't care about actually falling asleep, have we got a motel recomm... read more..

08 Mar

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4699

Clown Motel

Because who wants to sleep when they check into a hotel? ... read more..

08 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3344

Diet Woes

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode y... read more..

08 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

2196

Night-time Discovery

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.... read more..

08 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

2004

Quote #1619

"If you will sacrifice for the sake of money, but will not sacrifice for the sake of Jesus, don't deceive yourself: money is your god." - David Guzik read more..

08 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1400

One-liner #1171

I don't run, and if you ever see me running, you should run too because something is probably chasing me.... read more..

08 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2074

Studying

There was a kid taking a Statistics Class in college (STT101). He finished his exam in half the time allotted, and the rest of the time he sat and flipped a coin. The teacher asked what he was doing ... read more..

08 Mar

Clean Jokes

3427

Smart As A Brick

While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand. "What are they doing?" I asked our tour... read more..

05 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1048

Abel and Enoch - Hall of Faith

God commended Abel and Enoch for giving Him what he wanted and for walking with Him. They are examples of faith we can model our lives after. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170305.mp3{/audio} read more..

05 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

972

Cybersalt News - March 5, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder is confused about daylight saving time. You can read more about that in "Where in the World Does Time Go?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/what-time-is-i... read more..