March 2017 - Monthly Archive - Results from #60

04 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1527

Two-Wheel Woes

"I hate being half bicycle - half motorcycle," he moped. read more..

04 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1941

Quote #1618

"If you don't feel pain, you won't feel anything else." - Gillian Rose, in her unfinished Paradiso read more..

04 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1433

One-liner #1170

I am really bad at measuring pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti, come on over!... read more..

04 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4067

EGOCENTRIC: a person who believes he is everything you know you are. MAGAZINE: bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue. EMERGENCY NUMBERS: police station, fire departmen... read more..

03 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1721

What Time is it Really?

When it comes to certain things, I am quite a bit confused. One thing has to do with time. What I want to know, what time is it? I do not know why time cannot be the same for everybody. After all, ev... read more..

03 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1822

Potluck Chips

My friend Betty is in charge of hospitality for a church planted by her son-in-law. The church is in a college area and most of the members are recent college graduates. The first year the pastor off... read more..

02 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

951

Cybersalt News - March 2, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new FunBlog Entry on the Cybersalt Site today. It shows that the good people at Boston Dynamics have probably never seen any of those movies where robots try to ... read more..

01 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3887

Boston Dynamics Robots

This video is evidence that the good folks at Boston Dynamics have apparently never seen any of the movies where technology rises up and tries to exterminate the human race. On the plus side, they are... read more..

01 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1533

Late Night Resolve

I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia!... read more..

01 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1743

Quote #1617

"Don’t eat till your stomach cries out. Don’t sleep till you can’t stay awake. Don’t open your mouth till it’s the truth opens it." Medieval spiritual formation - Frederick Buechner read more..

01 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1346

One-liner #1169

Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people; we haven't met yet.... read more..

01 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3825

Bearly in the Kingdom

Once this atheist decided to take a walk in the mountains to admire all the accidents of nature. The mighty eagle soaring across the sky, the quickly moving mountain stream, the wind blowing through t... read more..

01 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1983

Worry

A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse looking as though he'd just escaped a tornado. "What's wrong?" a woman asked. "I just lost a game to Houlihan," the pro said. "What? But Houlihan's the... read more..

01 Mar

Clean Jokes

4002

Don't Have Any

A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do you have any small notebooks?" "Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out." The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well, ... read more..