April 2017 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

16 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1032

Cybersalt News - April 16, 2017

Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is risen! My messages from Palm Sunday and Good Friday are now on the Westside Bible Church Site: You can listen to "Missing Jesus" at:www.westsidefamily.... read more..

15 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3135

A Love Supreme

Back in the days before digital music, a woman intended to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.... read more..

15 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2366

Grace

This actually happened in a youth ministry class at Hannibal-LaGrange College in Missouri. I left work early so I could have some uninterrupted study time right before the final in my Youth Issues cl... read more..

15 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1524

Quote #1629

"The eyes are useless when the mind is blind." - Milan Kumar read more..

14 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1328

One-liner #1182

Auto-correct makes me say things I didn't Nintendo.... read more..

14 Apr

Easter

Pastor Tim

1113

Good Friday Gulf

Jesus said He would die and rise again - and did! Our celebration of and rejoicing in that calls us to cross the gulf we have created between us and the world. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20 read more..

13 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2266

Psalm 53:1, Psalm 14:1, April 1

An atheist was quite incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations af... read more..

13 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3361

Battle Hymn of Term Finals

Mine eyes have seen the horrorOf the ending of the termIt has poisoned all my spiritsLike an apple with a wormIt's infected all my freedomLike an ugly cancer germThe truth shall soon be known. Chorus... read more..

13 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1040

Cybersalt News - April 13, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am sure that there are many fine people who work for United Airlines - the airline currently getting hammered online for dragging a paying customer off a flight that was ... read more..

12 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2904

Real Classified Ads

- 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess. - Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. - Dinner Special read more..

12 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1666

Quote #1628

"Christians believe in the virgin birth of Jesus. Materialists believe in the virgin birth of the cosmos. Choose your miracle." - Glen Scrivener @ abr_apologetics read more..

12 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

2807

In-flight Service

United Airlines recruits train to serve in-flight snacks. ... read more..

12 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2967

Bible Pun 2

There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk. "Only the Ten Command... read more..

12 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1423

One-liner #1181

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, eventually they would find me attractive.... read more..

09 Apr

Easter

Pastor Tim

1116

Missing Jesus

We, who follow Jesus, need to watch carefuly in order to not miss what Jesus wants to do in our lives and in our time. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170409.mp3{/audio} read more..

09 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

932

Cybersalt News - April 9, 2017

Palm Sunday greetings everyone. If you missed church today, or re looking for more Palm Sunday messages, you will find 7 Palm Sunday sermons on the page at: www.westsidefamily.org/tag/212-p... read more..

08 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1541

The High Cost Of Speaking Your Mind

One thing I have learned throughout my life is sometimes speaking your mind only gets a piece of somebody else’s mind – and not the good piece. The old saying goes that you can’t teach an old dog new... read more..

08 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

2232

Clergy Types

Forgive me, Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest ... for I have synonymed.... read more..

08 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1753

Quote #1627

"Grace often grows strongest where conviction of sin has pierced deepest." - Sinclair Ferguson read more..

08 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1291

One-liner #1180

I used to just crastinate, but I got so good, I went pro!... read more..

08 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2057

Where God Ain't

He was just a little boy, on a week's first day. He was wandering home from Sunday School, and dawdling on the way. He scuffed his shoes into the grass; he found a caterpillar. He found a fluffy mil... read more..

08 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3422

Burger Change

I had just finished visiting a friend in the hospital and stopped by a burger drive-through for lunch to eat on the way back to work. I ordered the #1 combo (burger, fry, coke) for $4.29. She said "th... read more..

06 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1021

Cybersalt News - April 6, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Any youngest kids out there? Ever get a cake like the one in today's newest funny picture on the Cybersalt Site. You'll find "Youngest Cake" at:www.cybersalt.org/funn... read more..

05 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4884

Youngest Cake

You might be the youngest kid if . . . . ... read more..

05 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3186

Line Ups

Once upon a time there was a woman married to an annoying man named Steve. He complained about everything. One day he went to the creek with his mule and as he went he complained so much that the mul... read more..

05 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2497

Frustration

The minister stormed into the vestry and flung his sermon notes on the table. "Today," he shouted to the church officer, "I have preached to a congregation of jackasses!" The Church officer nodded, ... read more..

05 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1251

Quote #1626

"The Bible is meant to be bread for daily use, not cake for special occasions." read more..

05 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1361

Hated Key

I hate the key of e-minor. It gives me the e-b-g-b's... read more..

05 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1301

One-liner #1179

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.... read more..

05 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3288

Lost Goober Hunters

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. My uncle Joe and his best buddy, Bubba, went hunting a couple of weeks ago. Somehow they got lost. Uncle Joe reassured his bud read more..