May 2017 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

20 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4044

Second Grade Math

I was the substitute teacher for a second-grade math class that was learning about groups. In one exercise, pupils were asked to label a group of items according to their common characteristics.Pictur... read more..

18 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3026

Wish Split

Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer were in Ft. Lauderdale for a two-week period helping out on a project. About midweek they decided to walk up and down the be... read more..

18 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

845

Cybersalt News - May 18, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you've ever gotten all worked up to do something and then lost your nerve, you know how the cat feels in today's newest Funny Cat picture on the Cybersalt site. You'll read more..

17 May

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

9754

Cat and Peacock

On second thought . . . LET ME IN !!!!!!! ... read more..

17 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1362

One-liner #1190

The most powerful I ever feel is waving pedestrians to walk in front of my car: "Go forth, and trust that I will not kill you!"... read more..

17 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1297

Quote #1637

"He that can take rest is greater than he who can take cities." - Benjamin Franklin read more..

17 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3259

Geometry

Geometry: Without it life is pointless.... read more..

17 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1261

Parenting Progress

Our three year-old granddaughter, Audrey, had just been through an episode of potty training by her Mom, who expressed concerns about her slow progress. Audrey, somewhat tired of the proces... read more..

17 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

1959

Murphy's Laws for Parents

1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week. 2. Leak proof thermoses will. 3. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the grape jelly side down is directly proportional read more..

14 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

880

Cybersalt News - May 14, 2017

Happy Mother's Day, Mom!Sunday greetings everyone and Happy Mother's Day - for those of you who are celebrating. I know it's not an easy day for many. I hope you have people around you who understand ... read more..

14 May

Sermons

Pastor Tim

925

Motherhood Gone Awry

When motherhood, or any other significant or role or relationship, goes awry, remember that God sees you, hears you, and that you are significant to Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20 read more..

13 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1226

My Advice: Twice Is Just As Nice

Nothing is more important to a blissful marriage than finding a point of agreement. Every veteran husband knows if he wants to change his wife’s mind about anything, just agree with her. It is amazing... read more..

13 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1390

Quote #1636

"There are two great days in a person's life: the day you are born, and the day you discover why." - William Barclay read more..

13 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1843

Cooking Spice

William Tell was not only a great patriot and a great archer, he was also a great cook. One day, after he had prepared a new dish for his friends, he said, "I think there is one or more spices missin... read more..

13 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2813

Brotherly Advice

Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly like Superman. "Sure you can, Mickey," Charlie said. "Just flap your arms really hard." So Mickey cl... read more..

13 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8750

Starting Over

The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had to do over again. "Sure," she replied, "but not the same ones."... read more..

12 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1299

One-liner #1189

Sometimes my age is very inappropriate for my behavior.... read more..

11 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

886

Cybersalt News - May 11, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Cremation was not widely accepted when it started to become practice in the western world. It doesn't look good for the newest form of disposal either. You'll see what we read more..

10 May

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

21145

Funeral Chipper

Because cremation is not for everyone. ... read more..

10 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2988

Dead Men

Perhaps you've heard of the man who thought he was dead, when in reality he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist. The psyc... read more..

10 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

13097

5 Toughest Questions Women Ask Men

1. What are you thinking about?2. Do you love me?3. Do I look fat?4. Do you think she is prettier than me?5. What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so d read more..

10 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1566

Train Fuel

A steam locomotive passing through Poland one night was running low on coal. The engineer said to his fireman, "We're coming to a town, let's stop and send the porter out to get more coal. Can you se... read more..

10 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1449

Integrity #2

A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender, and... read more..

09 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1508

One-liner #1188

Kids today don't know how easy they have it: when I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.... read more..

08 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1386

Quote #1635

"Humanity's particular beauty is only possible because of its brave fragility. Look to your vulnerable God." - Ann Voskamp read more..

07 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

900

Cybersalt News - May 7, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. James has been reflecting on the trouble one can get into by saying things one doesn't understand. You c... read more..

07 May

Sermons

Pastor Tim

906

Sacrifice the Promise

Abraham is an example of faith to us because he trusted God even when it seemed doing so would make what had been promised become impossible. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170507.mp3{/ read more..

06 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1691

You Can’t Have Your Cake and Eat It Too

I was waiting in line at the grocery store minding my own business, which is a full-time job these days. I have worked hard over the years to master this “minding my own business.” I have not been all... read more..

06 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1542

Quote #1634

"It is not my responsibility in what form God answers my questions for guidance. That, is quite safe in His hands. The only thing that I know is that God is light, and not darkness. Those who trust read more..

05 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1457

Minute Meal

Yesterday, I ate a clock. It was very time consuming. Especially when I went back for seconds.... read more..