June 2017 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

14 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1719

Quote #1645

“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the read more..

14 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1429

One-liner #1198

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes ...... read more..

14 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3251

Wedding Pass

A friend of mine joined the Navy and soon after had to attend a wedding. He asked an officer for a pass and was told he had to be back by 7 p.m. Sunday. "You don't understand, sir," my friend said. "... read more..

14 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3025

Coffee Pun 1

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our... read more..

14 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1862

Teamwork, Togetherness

I was the new coach of a Little League baseball team and had not yet learned the names of my players. At our first game I called each boy by the number on his uniform. When I yelled, "Number 5, your t... read more..

14 Jun

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

15618

Wintergatan - Marble Machine

Here's an amazing marble works music machine that is handcrafted in wood with some pretty amazing precision. In the first video you can listen to it play. In the second video you learn more abo... read more..

14 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3686

Hydrant Sniff

Two dogs were walking down the street. The one dog says to the other, "Wait here a minute, I'll be right back." He walks across the street and sniffs this fire hydrant for about a minute, then walks ... read more..

11 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

837

Cybersalt News - June 11, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. I don't think I have ever known someone who likes apple fritters as much as Rev. James Snyder. The tasty donut makes yet another major appearance today in one of his devoti... read more..

11 Jun

Sermons

Pastor Tim

846

Living in Anticipation

Moses is an example of faith to us because he lived in anticipation of reward from and with God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170611.mp3{/audio} read more..

Two In A Row Okay, But Three Is Suspicious

10 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1484

Two In A Row Okay, But Three Is Suspicious

So that you know, I am not suspicious (knock on wood). I take a rather practical approach to life and try my best not to get bent out of shape. At my age, it’s rather difficult to keep my shape. I try... read more..

10 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5653

Sermon Feedback

They say that a preacher's wife is always his number one assistant. An example of this comes one Sunday morning after the preacher had finished his sermon. He went on a walk that afternoon with... read more..

10 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1344

Quote #1644

"Prayer has a way of blowing wind into other sails in your life that you might not even be praying about." - Adam Stadtmiller read more..

10 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3214

First Impressions

One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose. Later, the pare... read more..

10 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1267

One-liner #1197

"When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you." - Nora Ephron read more..

10 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

9601

Monte Carlo

The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.... read more..

08 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

959

Cybersalt News - June 8, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Do/did you have a rebellious grandma like this one? You'll find "Sign of a Rebellious Grandma" at:www.cybers read more..

07 Jun

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5376

Sign of a Rebellious Grandma

Somebody's Grandma is rebellious to the core! ... read more..

07 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1277

One-liner #1196

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.... read more..

07 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2788

Ozark Bridge Pun

There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks: Rufus and Clarence. They lived on opposite sides of the river and they hated each other. Every morning, just after sunup, Rufus and C... read more..

07 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2886

Parenting

When my wife quit work to take care of our new baby daughter, countless hours of peekaboo and other games slowly took their toll. One evening she smacked her bare toes on the corner of a dresser and, ... read more..

07 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4382

Good Morning

When I first started college, the Dean came in and said "Good Morning" to all of us. When we echoed back to him, he responded, "Ah, you're Freshmen." Then he explained: "When you walk in and say goo... read more..

07 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3728

Match-Making

A woman went to a computer dating service and said she didn't care about looks, income or background. All she wanted was a man of upright character. Then a man came in and told them the only th... read more..

07 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1360

Quote #1643

"Be more concerned with being thoughtful than being beautiful." - Ann Voskamp read more..

04 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

906

Cybersalt News - June 4, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. By the time a man becomes a grandfather, he has hopefully recognized when it is time to remain silent. Rev. James Snyder is one of those men. You can read "And the Aw... read more..

03 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1682

And the Award Goes to

Rare is the time when I actually am all caught up with my schedule. Whenever I think I am caught up, something happens that takes that and throws it out the window. Such was the case this past week. ... read more..

03 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5066

Freudian Slip

"A Freudian Slip: when you say one thing but mean a mother." read more..

03 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1377

Integrity Ref

I was playing in a golf tournament with a longtime Big Ten basketball official who just retired.He was recollecting the first time he refereed in Bloomington, IN at Indiana University. As he told it:“... read more..

03 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3605

Long Sermon Feedback

After a very long and boring sermon the parishioners filed out of the church saying nothing to the preacher. Towards the end of the line was a thoughtful person who always commented on the sermons. "P... read more..