July 2017 - Monthly Archive

30 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

991

Cybersalt News - July 30, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! When we look to people and their example of faith we should respond with aspiration - not admiration. My message from last week is up on the Westside Bible Church site and ... read more..

30 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

958

Imitation Instead of Idolization

Imitation is an important part of Christian life. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170730.mp3{/audio} read more..

29 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1436

Quote #1658

"Why wish upon a star when you can pray to the One who created it? - Unknown read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4308

Goliath Pun

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Goliath." "Goliath who?" "Goliath down, you looketh tired." read more..

29 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3473

The Weight of Prayer

The Weight of Prayer (Author Unknown) Louise Redden, a poorly dressed lady with a look of defeat on her face, walked into a grocery store. She approached the owner of the store in a most humble manne... read more..

29 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1646

As Summers Go, This One Is Going

During my high school career I was no thespian, however, I could act the fool when called upon. My friend was the thespian and starred in our senior high school play, "Finian's Rainbow." One of the mu... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3803

Wedding Vows

A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." The wedding vows went like this: "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you have the ... read more..

28 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1305

One-liner #1211

They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog ready to vomit; nothing makes me jump out of bed faster ...... read more..

27 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1056

Cybersalt News - July 27, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! On December 24th Grandma Cybersalt and I found out grandchild #3 was on the way and on this past Monday (July 25th) we got to meet . . . . . . . HER! Introducing Nao read more..

26 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3730

Hospital Bill

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awoke from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him qu... read more..

26 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1357

Quote #1657

"Kindness is the noblest weapon to conquer with." - Thomas Fuller read more..

26 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2829

Magician's School

I went to Magician's School but flunked the final exam. They were all trick questions.... read more..

26 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2060

How To Lie to a Bathroom Scale

1. Weigh yourself with clothes on, after dinner...as well as in the morning, without clothes, before breakfast, because it's nice to see how much weight you've lost overnight. 2. Never weigh yourself read more..

26 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3172

Cub Reporter

The newspaper editor was instructing the cub reporter in important details of his calling. "Never state as a fact anything you are not absolutely sure about," said the editor. "To avoid putting the ... read more..

25 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1276

One-liner #1210

If you say "GULLIBLE" slowly it sounds like "ORANGES."... read more..

23 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

997

Cybersalt News - July 23, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! The recording of my message from last week is up on the Westside Bible Church site. Some people think that prosperity is a sign of faithfulness - even going so far as to sa... read more..

23 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

981

Aspiration Instead of Admiration

Let us respond to examples of faith with aspiration - not admiration. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170723.mp3{/audio} read more..

22 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1427

The Amazing Wonder of A.G.E.

I have just celebrated my recent birthday. By now, it is getting to be old business for me. Just another day of the year to celebrate something, which just happens to be my birthday. I believe that i... read more..

22 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1357

One-liner #1209

Choose a degree in something you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life, because that field probably isn't hiring.... read more..

22 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1570

Quote #1656

"Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you." - St. Augustine read more..

22 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3687

Insect Pun

The summer band class was just getting under way when a large insect flew into the room. The sixth-graders, eager to play their shiny new instruments, tried to ignore the buzzing intruder, but eventu... read more..

22 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

575

Parenting Angst

I was leaving for a two-day conference, and my seven-year-old daughter, Katherine, was becoming overly clinging and teary. I was mystified at her emotional reaction until I heard her say to my husban... read more..

22 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3572

Grandpa Cut Up

Many years ago, a grandfather bought a hobby horse by mail order as a birthday present for his granddaughter. The toy arrived in 189 pieces. The instructions said that it could be put together in an ... read more..

20 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1128

Cybersalt News - July 20, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is no new page on the Cybersalt site today, but since it's summer in the Northern Hemisphere (don't worry southerners, it's on the way back) here's a classic "alread read more..

19 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4878

Veterinary Taxidermist

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the n... read more..

19 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

2469

Quote #1655

"Don't underestimate what God is doing in your season of waiting." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..

19 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1468

One-liner #1208

Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout.... read more..

19 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

14608

Cruise Pun

Men, if you went on a cruise ship during your summer vacation and you met a woman and fell in love, here's some advice my wise old Uncle Waldo once told me: "There's a 50/50 chance that someday you'l... read more..

19 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1022

Military First Impressions

My youngest brother Tony had just completed Army basic training and was on leave prior to his first tour in Germany. I am an Army National Guard pilot, and my other brother is my crew chief. Sinc... read more..

19 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3875

12 Reasons to Buy a New Car

1. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.2. Instead of an airbag, there's a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.3. You lose the stop-light challenge to a 14-year read more..