August 2017 - Monthly Archive

15 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1550

One-liner #1216

What doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.... read more..

13 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

927

Cybersalt News - August 13, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Here's what is new on the Cybersalt Site. After you place your faith in Jesus, it's time to live a life of see, pray, and do. You can learn more about that in my message f... read more..

12 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1383

The Endless Flow of Ink

This past week I had my yearly visit with my doctor. Believe me, it was no vacation but it did vacate the cash in my wallet. It was not the loss I needed at the time. It is amazing about my doctor. H... read more..

12 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2316

Choose Christ Today

The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothi... read more..

12 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3410

Simple Support

Last week my wife and I purchased a new computer. We ran into some difficulties while setting it up so we decided to call the customer support phone number we found in the manual. I picked up the pho... read more..

11 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1307

One-liner #1215

The "Flat Earth Society" has members all around the globe. Now say that again, slowly.... read more..

11 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1745

Quote #1662

"If any man think ill of you, do not be angry with him for you are worse than he thinks you to be." - C. H. Spurgeon read more..

11 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1665

Spontaneous Song

At any given time, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.... read more..

10 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3587

Bravest Men

Admiral McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrived at the military camp and was greeted by Marshall. They b... read more..

10 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1026

Cybersalt News - August 10, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a big shoutout to subscriber Shelia Heil who sent in a picture of her brother's chickens! Not only was that fun, but I got a good laugh out of the filename for the pic read more..

09 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1307

Quote #1661

"If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up." - Autumn Calbrese read more..

09 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

8426

Elevation Pun

A plateau: the highest form of flattery.... read more..

09 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2024

Parental Supervision

The math teacher saw that little Davie wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Davie! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Davie quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cart... read more..

09 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3669

Centipede Snack

A guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bough... read more..

08 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1472

One-liner #1214

Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we're going.... read more..

06 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

975

Cybersalt News - August 6, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Imitation is an important part of Christian life. You can learn more about that in my message from last week when you listen to "Imitation Instead of Idolization" at:www.we... read more..

06 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

817

See, Pray, Do

The true Christian life is one of faith, accompanied by good works empowered by Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170806.mp3{/audio} read more..

05 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1612

A Discount by Any Other Name

I find too often I get all caught up with the busyness of life that I forget some things. For example, last week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I had birthdays. Our birthdays are only two... read more..

05 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1318

Quote #1660

"Deceit is the wrapper on every temptation." - Unknown read more..

05 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

2370

Colorful Collision

A blue ship crashed with a red ship. The survivors were marooned.... read more..

05 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2203

Curiosity

Waiting for an elevator at a local hospital, I was standing next to a maintenance person holding a bicycle pump. Noticing my curious stares, he looked at me and remarked with a smile, "It's the newes... read more..

05 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3436

Musings

* A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.My desk is my work station ... * I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. * If quitters never win, a read more..

04 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1140

One-liner #1213

I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them.... read more..

03 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1024

Cybersalt News - August 3, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's pretty hot here at Cybersalt World Headquarters so today I've reviving this great summertime funny picture. You'll find "No Ice Cream" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pict read more..

02 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

3030

Quote #1659

"If you sincerely drink poison, it will kill you: if you sincerely cut your throat, you will die. If you sincerely believe a lie, you will suffer the consequences. You must not only be sincere, but read more..

02 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2992

Doctor's Advice

A 92 year old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. At his follow up visit, the docto... read more..

02 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

14787

Goose Pun

I went out to buy some goose feather pillows, but I found they were so expensive I couldn't even afford the down payment.... read more..

02 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1121

Childhood Impression

I was accompanying my eight-year-old daughter who was selling cookies door-to-door for the Girl Scouts. After visiting several homes, she commented on the different styles of doorbells: some buzzed, s... read more..

02 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3384

Exercise Pill

"I'm prescribing these pills for you," said the doctor to the overweight patient who wanted to lose weight without exercising. "I don't want you to swallow them. Just spill them on the floor twice a read more..

01 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1225

One-liner #1212

Ninety percent of being married is just shouting "What?" from other rooms.... read more..