September 2017 - Monthly Archive

30 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1740

Quote #1674

"A husband can love his wife best when he loves God first." - Unknown read more..

30 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1553

Stellar Rating

"Orion's Belt is a big waist of space." Terrible joke. Only three stars. read more..

One Good Deed Deserves A Kick In The Pants

30 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4624

One Good Deed Deserves A Kick In The Pants

Have you ever had the feeling that any good deed you try is counteracted by a good swift kick in the pants? I may be exaggerating here, but not by much. I recently grabbed a quick lunch at a local ha... read more..

30 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5935

You Are A Bad Cook If…

You can find "You Know You Are a Bad Cook When...part 1" here. - The last time you tried to make toast the kitchen caught on fire - You make tuna noodle broccoli surprise for your family and the sur... read more..

30 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2175

A Long Walk

One day after a nasty streak of bad weather, I asked my teenage son to take our dog for a long walk after school. When I came home from work, I found my son stretched out on the recliner, watching te... read more..

29 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1454

One-liner #1228

An atheist, a vegan, and a CrossFitter walk into a coffee shop... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.... read more..

28 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3182

Winning Liar

It takes a really tall tale to win the annual Burlington, Wis., Liars Club Contest. So tip your hat to Gordon Zwicky, because he's a worthy champion. In 2000, he beat out 299 other competitors ... read more..

28 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1454

Quote #1673

"Waiting is good. It means you're not going to die. The person you need to feel sorry for is the one who gets rushed into the ER and treated first." - Don Lundy, paramedic read more..

28 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1169

Cybersalt News - September 28, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Chicken Thursday shoutout is to Rhea N., who sent this great picture of an everyday event at her son's house: A Great Dane Picnic. Thankfully, it's a picture of gr read more..

27 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2949

A Guy In School

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Wh... read more..

27 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3469

Foreign Encounter

I was trying to get my seventh-grade history class to understand how the Indians must have felt when they first encountered the Spanish explorers. "How would you feel," I asked, "if someone showed up... read more..

26 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1450

One-liner #1227

My bank has a new service where they will text you your balance; it's cool, I just don't think they should add "LOL" at the end.... read more..

24 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

961

Cybersalt News - September 24, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week. A late night trip to pickup Grandma Cybersalt from the airport squeezed out the prep time to get it together. My sermon ... read more..

24 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1029

The Joy of Trials that Harden

Our hearts can be full of joy in the midst of trials when we remember the promised end result and also the promise of wisdom to find that end. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170924.mp3{/audio read more..

23 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1328

Quote #1672

"Be who you needed when you were younger." - Unknown read more..

23 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1584

Normal Isn’t All It’s Cracked up to Be

“Well,” the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage sighed rather deeply, “now that the hurricane is over I guess we can all get back to normal.” When she said “normal,” she looked at me and gave me one of... read more..

23 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3355

Patient Pun

The psychiatrist's receptionist went to her boss and said, "Doctor, there's a man in the office who thinks he's invisible." The psychiatrist replied, "Tell him I can't see him."... read more..

23 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3535

The Devil's Beatitudes

If the devil were to write his beatitudes, they would probably go something like this: 1. Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too distracted to spend an hour once a week with their fellow ... read more..

23 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3785

Fire Test

Joey and his classmates had just finished a tour of the local fire hall. Before each student could leave, the fire chief quizzed him. The fire chief asked little Joey, "What do you do if your clothe... read more..

23 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1419

One-liner #1226

If Mom says "No," ask Nana; if Nana says "No" ... who are we kidding? Nana never says "No!"... read more..

17 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

951

Cybersalt News - September 17, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! My sermon from last Sunday is now on the Westside Bible Church website. God is not bothered by small things and so neither should we be. You can hear more about that by lis... read more..

17 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1030

Powerful Feeding

When God is working powerfully around you, watch out for these three dangers. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170917.mp3{/audio} read more..

17 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1538

Those Annoying Sounds of Silence

It was in the 60s when Simon and Garfunkel recorded their famous song, “The Sounds of Silence.” I must confess that I do enjoy what I know of as “The Sounds of Silence.” Nothing is more relaxing than... read more..

16 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4058

The Importance of Proofing

~ IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are one of hundreds of parachuting enthusiasts who bought our Easy Sky Diving book, please make the following correction: on page 8, line 7, the words "state zip code" shoul... read more..

16 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5666

To Err is Human; To Forgive, Divine.

To err is human; to purr, feline. To err is human; two curs, canine. To err is human; to do nothing, benign. To err is human; to quit, resign. To err is human; to howl, lupine. To err is human; to s... read more..

16 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1965

If

In ancient Sparta, citizens were noted for economy of speech. Legend has it that Philip of Macedonia, storming the gates of Sparta, sent a message to the besieged king..."If we capture your city we w... read more..

16 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1416

One-liner #1225

Saw some goober at the gym put a water bottle where the Pringles go on the treadmill.... read more..

15 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1745

Quote #1671

"This is the meaning of true love, to give until it hurts." - Mother Teresa read more..

14 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3360

Taking It With You

An old penny pincher had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor to gather around him at bedside. "I have always heard that you can't take it with you. But I want to d... read more..

14 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1100

Cybersalt News - September 14, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Chicken Thursday shoutout is to John B., who sent this great picture of chickens being evacuated ahead of Hurricane Irma. I personally would have used bacon instea read more..