October 2017 - Monthly Archive

15 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1106

Source of the Crowd

What Jesus does in the lives of others in the church can be a source of hope for our own walk with Him if we take our place in that crowd. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20171015.mp3{/audio} H read more..

15 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

935

Cybersalt News - October 15, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! One great thing about Thanksgiving sermons is they apply to times other than just Thanksgiving. You'll find my sermon "Thanksgiving is a Choice" (from last Thanksgivi... read more..

14 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1287

One-liner #1231

The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest!... read more..

14 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1487

Why Did I Get Up This Morning?

All day long, I've had this burning question in my mind. One of those questions you just cannot shake and as the day progressed, it loomed larger and larger until I had to address it. Personally, I wo... read more..

13 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

9716

Dolphin

A research group on sea mammals captured a rather odd porpoise on one of its trips. Its peculiarity was that it had feet. After they had photographed and measured the poor thing, they prepared to set ... read more..

13 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1984

Hard Work

I saw an interview on TV with an old farmer who won ten million dollars in the lottery. Naturally he was asked what he was going do with all that money. He scratched his head and said, "Not sure as ... read more..

13 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6295

Shoebox Doilies

As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near Snowflake. She put a wooden box on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it. For fifty years Uncle... read more..

13 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

3053

Quote #1676

"That substance or behavior you're addicted to is not your friend. It's your Judas kissing your cheek so it can hand you over to your killing." - Beth Moore read more..

12 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

999

Cybersalt News - October 12, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, I'm excited to share with you (to the right) the new logo for the consulting and commercial side of Cybersalt, which will be officially launching on November 1. Thi read more..

12 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3286

Bronze Rat

A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotica, he notices a very lifelike, life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking he decides he ... read more..

12 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2206

Back To School Notes

A wise school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he... read more..

08 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2808

Leading by Example

When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy. When my boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. When I do it without being told, I'm try... read more..

08 Oct

Thanksgiving

Pastor Tim

1095

Thanksgiving is a Choice

Thanksgiving is a choice, which when made in faith can lead to the spiritual healing we really need. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20171008.mp3{/audio} read more..

08 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3497

Eggsacting Solution

A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great creatures, and as such they had the right to go where they wanted. T... read more..

08 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

917

Cybersalt News - October 8, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone and Happy Canadian Thanksgiving eh! If you are in the mood for a Thanksgiving sermon you will find more than you can shake a drumstick at at:www.westsidefamily.org/tag/180-s... read more..

07 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1673

Why I Am Suspicious of All Yard Sales

One of the passions that I really do not have is going to yard sales. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage is another story. It is my sincere belief that yard sales were created with her in mind. T... read more..

06 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1491

One-liner #1230

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running.... read more..

05 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1019

Cybersalt News - October 5, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Chicken Thursday shoutout is to Geoff F., who sent a video of Happy Girl. To watch, click on the snapshot on the right. As I mentioned on Sunday, I totally missed read more..

04 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3219

Wage Interview

A man owned a small farm in South Georgia. The Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent a social security agent to interview him. "You just give me a list ... read more..

04 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

1672

Quote #1675

"If you are more fortunate than others, it is better to build a longer table than a taller fence." - Unknown read more..

04 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3387

Helicopter Debate

My cousin worked on the Alaska pipeline as a welder. He said helicopters were a big help in covering the rugged ground. I've never forgotten a story he told about being in the communications room of ... read more..

04 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1874

Cell Phones, Manners

Friends and I were chatting over dinner in a restaurant. A man at the next table told his cell-phone caller to hold on. Then he stepped outside to talk. When he returned, I said, "That was very thoug... read more..

04 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1336

One-liner #1229

I hate when old people say tattoos are a waste of money; like, okay Marion, you have a cabinet of expensive plates people aren't allowed to use.... read more..

01 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

932

Cybersalt News - October 1, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone and happy October! After sending last Chicken Thursday's mailing out, I started getting congratulations about a work anniversary on my LinkedIn Account (www.linkedin.com/in/... read more..

01 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1076

Entrusted for that Day

When we fan into flame what God has entrusted to us, we will find greater ability to entrust what we have to Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20171001.mp3{/audio} read more..