2017 - Monthly Archive

31 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

948

Cybersalt News - December 31, 2017

Last Sunday of the year greetings everyone! There was an encouraging response to Thursday's announcement of the closed BOCC Facebook group. It's not closed as in "you can't still join." It's closed a... read more..

As The Old Year Fades, So Does My Memory

30 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1628

As The Old Year Fades, So Does My Memory

Memory is a very tricky thing, at least for me it is. Looking back over a year's span of activity, my memory seems to pick and choose what it remembers. After all, I do not have the brain capacity I o... read more..

30 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

1287

Quote #1695

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs read more..

30 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1527

Population Multiplier

Which country’s capital is the fastest growing? Ireland’s. Every year it’s Dublin.... read more..

30 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1519

One-liner #1257

To kick start my New Year, I took an IQ test and the results were negative.... read more..

28 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

983

Cybersalt News - December 28, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! As we approach the end of the year, a number of the persecuted Christians and refugees that Cybersalt is connected with find themselves in ongoing trials and hardships. As ... read more..

27 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3211

Paper Bank

There was a university in New England where the students operated a "bank" of term papers and other homework assignments. There were papers to suit all needs and as it would look odd if an undistingu... read more..

26 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1379

One-liner #1252

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.... read more..

26 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2788

Christmas Journey

The Sunday after Christmas, the Sunday School teacher told her students about an angel appearing to Joseph in a dream, warning him about danger to the baby Jesus and telling him how to escape from it.... read more..

26 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2183

Strength vs. Courage

It takes strength to be firm It takes courage to be gentle. It takes strength to stand guard. It takes courage to let down your guard It takes strength to conquer. It takes courage to surrender. ... read more..

The Top Seven things overhead on the Wise Men's Journey:

26 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3917

The Top Seven things overhead on the Wise Men's Journey:

The Top Seven things overhead on the Wise Men's Journey to Bethlehem: 7. Man, I'm starting to get a rush from this frankincense! 6. You guys ever eat camel meat? I hear it tastes like goat. 5. You ... read more..

25 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

1601

Quote #1694

Biblical Faith: It's not a leap into the dark; rather it is a step into the light. read more..

24 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

871

Cybersalt News - December 24, 2017

Sunday and Christmas Eve greetings everyone! On behalf of Grandma Cybersalt and myself, I would like to wish you a blessed and soul-filled Christmas. This Christmas is a very different one for u... read more..

23 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2445

Quote #1596

"A thousand times in history a baby has become a king, but only once in history did a King become a baby." - Unknown read more..

23 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2489

Advent Virus

*VIRUS ALERT: ADVENT VIRUS* Be on the alert for symptoms of inner HOPE, PEACE, JOY, AND LOVE. The hearts of a great many have already been exposed to this virus and it is possible that people everywh read more..

23 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

4456

Praying For Gifts

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at th... read more..

22 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1344

Report All Grinches

Someone steals your Christmas parcels. Better call the police Navidad.... read more..

22 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1277

One-liner #1251

Honk if you love peace and quiet!... read more..

21 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

968

Cybersalt News - December 21, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! 'Tis the season for Christmas reruns, so today I'm sharing a link to 36 of my sermons from Christmases past. Like Christmas dinner, too much may cause drowsiness so do not ... read more..

20 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

8922

Ecumenical Fire

During a recent ecumenical gathering, a secretary rushed in shouting, "The building is on fire!" The Methodists gathered in the corner and prayed. The Baptists cried, "Where is the water?" The Quak... read more..

20 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1238

One-liner #1250

On the 90th day of Christmas, my true love said to me: "You take Christmas too seriously."... read more..

18 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3730

Christmas Dinner

I don't think I'll attend Christmas dinner this year. My wife gave me a haircut this morning, and now she said she's going to make Christmas dinner with all the trimmings.... read more..

18 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2009

Family Fruitcakes

THE SEASON OF FAMILY FRUITCAKES By Saralee Perel This season, certain relatives we haven't seen since last Christmas (because we kept making excuses) gather together. During festive meals, we sharpl... read more..

18 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2248

Quote #1597

"Jesus isn't just the reason for the season. He's the reason for every day of our life." read more..

18 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3410

Top 10 Holiday Gift Things To Say

Top 10 things to say about a holiday gift you don't like: 10) Hey! There's a gift. 9.) Well, well, well... 8.) Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes, that would've fit. 7.) Perfect for wearin... read more..

17 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

871

Cybersalt News - December 17, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Cybersalt's Body of Christ Connection seeks to reconnect persecuted followers of Jesus to those living in faith and freedom around the world. To learn more please go to:htt... read more..

16 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

6175

Behold, the Christmas Grinch Cometh

I never have to look at the calendar to know when the Christmas holiday season is approaching. As soon as I lay down my fork on Thanksgiving Day, the battle drums begin to roll. Somebody, who apparent... read more..

15 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

1519

Quote #1693

"Want to keep Christ in Christmas? Feed the hungry, clothe the naked, forgive the guilty, welcome the stranger and the unwanted child, care for the ill, love your enemies." - Unknown read more..

15 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1392

One-liner #1249

Advice #7: The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - W.C. Fields... read more..

14 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4049

Christmas Role

Many years ago, I was casting kids at our church for the annual Christmas play. I gave the children choices, such as Shepherd, Lamb, Villager. One 5-year-old couldn't decide, so I said, "Luke, you ca... read more..