2017 - Monthly Archive - Results from #330

16 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

980

Cybersalt News - July 16, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! The recording of my message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church site. Sometimes the best examples of people who have faith are those we would cons... read more..

15 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1456

Go Ahead, Call Me If You Dare

I don’t think it was in the mind of Dr. Bell when he invented the telephone for people like me to be harassed by people who are only after my money. Don't get me wrong here. The telephone has been a g... read more..

15 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

2737

Operation Hope

The surgeons say they might be able to fix my mangled hands: Fingers crossed!... read more..

15 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1480

Quote #1654

"What is it about your own miserable works and doings that you think you could please God more than the sacrifice of His own Son?" - Martin Luther read more..

15 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4778

Cub Reporter Miss

Reverend Smith, a respected church leader, arrived in a large city to deliver a series of speeches. At a banquet the first evening, he noticed some reporters in the audience. Because he wanted ... read more..

15 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

829

Prayer Drawl

A quotation from an invocation delivered by Rev. J. McCoy opening a prayer meeting in Georgia Camp Meeting. "Oh Lawd, give thy servant dis mawning de eyes of de eagle, and de wisdom of the owl, conne... read more..

15 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1309

One-liner #1207

One-liner Advice: It's a great activity for someone who doesn't have to do it.... read more..

13 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

994

Cybersalt News - July 13, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim read more..

12 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

2766

Quote #1653

"Faith is not to get you out of a hard place but to change your heart in the hard place." - David Wilkerson, Founder of Teen Challenge read more..

12 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3465

Candle Help

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, "Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer h... read more..

12 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1889

Party Increase

The price of balloons is going up. They blame it on inflation.... read more..

12 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

418

Parenting Again

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom... read more..

12 Jul

Clean Jokes

5107

I'm Dead

A husband and wife, both getting on in years, are in bed one morning. He takes her hand, and she says, "Don't touch me." He says, "Why not?" She answers, " Because I'm dead." Husband says, "What a... read more..

11 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1236

One-liner #1206

One-liner Advice: You should get in on the ground floor before the program gets off the ground.... read more..

Faith is also for Those Outside of the Faith

09 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

873

Faith is also for Those Outside of the Faith

Rahab is an example of faith and a reminder that faith is also for those outside of the faith. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170709.mp3{/audio} read more..

09 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

945

Cybersalt News - July 9, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! The recording of my message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church site. Sometimes the life of faith requires obedience to do something that seems ri... read more..

08 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1671

Standard Difficulty

Poorly folded flags: Worst Furled Problems.... read more..

08 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1285

Quote #1652

"The key to mining is digging. The key to prayer is praying." - Adam Stadtmiller read more..

08 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1433

Did I Just Blow My Cover?

This month I celebrate another birthday. At my age, I cannot remember exactly which one but that does not really matter. The number of the birthday, in my point of view, does not influence the celebra... read more..

08 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1105

Conversational Prayer

In line at the bookstore, I couldn't help noticing the two bestsellers the person in front of me was prepared to purchase: "Conversations With God" and "How to Argue and Win Every Time."... read more..

08 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5596

Forgive Your Enemies

The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satis... read more..

08 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1327

One-liner #1205

One-liner Advice: Survival is important, but don't stake your life on it.... read more..

06 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3196

Of Course Not

Morris a young Jewish lad entered Notre Dame to play football. At the end of the season, he returned home. As luck would have it, he ran into his Rabbi at the airport. The rabbi asked, "Are th... read more..

06 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1023

Cybersalt News - July 6, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim read more..

05 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1614

Social Reflection

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.... read more..

05 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

2126

Quote #1651

"The greatest prison people live in is the fear of what other people think." - David Icke read more..

05 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3414

Chocolate Calories

A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy 2 servings per night, and a few more on weekends. I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight per wee... read more..

05 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2289

Attractive First Impressions

When my best friend James came home on his first Army leave, my little brother asked him what he did in the service. "I do calisthenics, shoot guns and follow orders," James replied. Walking in town... read more..

05 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1250

One-liner #1204

One-liner Advice: Don't give up hope; there's a chance the inevitable won't happen.... read more..

02 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

917

Cybersalt News - July 2, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone - and a belated happy 150th to Canada, eh! The recording of my message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church site. Though faith is a very personal an... read more..