2017 - Monthly Archive - Results from #450

21 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

937

Cybersalt News - May 21, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church site has been updated with my messages from the last two weeks - including Mother's Day. Motherhood Gone Awrywww.westsidefamily.org/messages/moth... read more..

21 May

Sermons

Pastor Tim

995

Beyond Our Control

Isaac, Jacob, and Joseph are examples of faith to us because they trusted God with things beyond their control. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170521.mp3{/audio} read more..

Where Do You Look When She’s Lost Her Voice?

20 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1694

Where Do You Look When She’s Lost Her Voice?

It has been a quiet week at the parsonage. Far quieter than usual. I cannot remember a time when it was quieter. If silence is golden, the week glowed with a yellow brilliance. Have you ever noticed ... read more..

20 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1356

One-liner #1191

I wonder how long it will take this police sketch artist to realize I'm describing him?... read more..

20 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

2247

Quote #1638

"The secret to contentment is Christ in me, not a different set of circumstances." - Elisabeth Elliot read more..

20 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

6412

Surgery Pun

Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation the patient wakes up, and demands to know what is going on. "I'm about to close," the surgeon says. The patient grabs his hand and says, "Oh, no you'r... read more..

20 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2047

The King's Highway

Once a king had a great highway built for the members of his kingdom. After it was completed, but before it was opened to the public, the king decided to have a contest. He invited as many as desired ... read more..

20 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4036

Second Grade Math

I was the substitute teacher for a second-grade math class that was learning about groups. In one exercise, pupils were asked to label a group of items according to their common characteristics.Pictur... read more..

18 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3003

Wish Split

Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer were in Ft. Lauderdale for a two-week period helping out on a project. About midweek they decided to walk up and down the be... read more..

18 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

838

Cybersalt News - May 18, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you've ever gotten all worked up to do something and then lost your nerve, you know how the cat feels in today's newest Funny Cat picture on the Cybersalt site. You'll read more..

17 May

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

9740

Cat and Peacock

On second thought . . . LET ME IN !!!!!!! ... read more..

17 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1351

One-liner #1190

The most powerful I ever feel is waving pedestrians to walk in front of my car: "Go forth, and trust that I will not kill you!"... read more..

17 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1292

Quote #1637

"He that can take rest is greater than he who can take cities." - Benjamin Franklin read more..

17 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3249

Geometry

Geometry: Without it life is pointless.... read more..

17 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1249

Parenting Progress

Our three year-old granddaughter, Audrey, had just been through an episode of potty training by her Mom, who expressed concerns about her slow progress. Audrey, somewhat tired of the proces... read more..

17 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

1949

Murphy's Laws for Parents

1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week. 2. Leak proof thermoses will. 3. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the grape jelly side down is directly proportional read more..

14 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

874

Cybersalt News - May 14, 2017

Happy Mother's Day, Mom!Sunday greetings everyone and Happy Mother's Day - for those of you who are celebrating. I know it's not an easy day for many. I hope you have people around you who understand ... read more..

14 May

Sermons

Pastor Tim

917

Motherhood Gone Awry

When motherhood, or any other significant or role or relationship, goes awry, remember that God sees you, hears you, and that you are significant to Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20 read more..

13 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1217

My Advice: Twice Is Just As Nice

Nothing is more important to a blissful marriage than finding a point of agreement. Every veteran husband knows if he wants to change his wife’s mind about anything, just agree with her. It is amazing... read more..

13 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1380

Quote #1636

"There are two great days in a person's life: the day you are born, and the day you discover why." - William Barclay read more..

13 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1831

Cooking Spice

William Tell was not only a great patriot and a great archer, he was also a great cook. One day, after he had prepared a new dish for his friends, he said, "I think there is one or more spices missin... read more..

13 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2805

Brotherly Advice

Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly like Superman. "Sure you can, Mickey," Charlie said. "Just flap your arms really hard." So Mickey cl... read more..

13 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8738

Starting Over

The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had to do over again. "Sure," she replied, "but not the same ones."... read more..

12 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1288

One-liner #1189

Sometimes my age is very inappropriate for my behavior.... read more..

11 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

880

Cybersalt News - May 11, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Cremation was not widely accepted when it started to become practice in the western world. It doesn't look good for the newest form of disposal either. You'll see what we read more..

10 May

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

21082

Funeral Chipper

Because cremation is not for everyone. ... read more..

10 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2978

Dead Men

Perhaps you've heard of the man who thought he was dead, when in reality he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist. The psyc... read more..

10 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

13086

5 Toughest Questions Women Ask Men

1. What are you thinking about?2. Do you love me?3. Do I look fat?4. Do you think she is prettier than me?5. What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so d read more..

10 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1554

Train Fuel

A steam locomotive passing through Poland one night was running low on coal. The engineer said to his fireman, "We're coming to a town, let's stop and send the porter out to get more coal. Can you se... read more..

10 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1441

Integrity #2

A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender, and... read more..