2017 - Monthly Archive - Results from #480

09 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1496

One-liner #1188

Kids today don't know how easy they have it: when I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.... read more..

08 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1379

Quote #1635

"Humanity's particular beauty is only possible because of its brave fragility. Look to your vulnerable God." - Ann Voskamp read more..

07 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

891

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. James has been reflecting on the trouble one can get into by saying things one doesn't understand. You c... read more..

07 May

Sermons

Pastor Tim

897

Sacrifice the Promise

Abraham is an example of faith to us because he trusted God even when it seemed doing so would make what had been promised become impossible. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170507.mp3{/ read more..

06 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1684

You Can’t Have Your Cake and Eat It Too

I was waiting in line at the grocery store minding my own business, which is a full-time job these days. I have worked hard over the years to master this “minding my own business.” I have not been all... read more..

06 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1533

Quote #1634

"It is not my responsibility in what form God answers my questions for guidance. That, is quite safe in His hands. The only thing that I know is that God is light, and not darkness. Those who trust read more..

05 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1445

Minute Meal

Yesterday, I ate a clock. It was very time consuming. Especially when I went back for seconds.... read more..

05 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1677

One-liner #1187

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.... read more..

05 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1643

Answered Prayer #2

A voyaging ship was wrecked during a storm at sea and only two of the men on it were able to swim to a small, desert like island. The two survivors, not knowing what else to do, agreed that they had n... read more..

05 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3288

10 Common Canine Complaints

1. Building mounted fire hose connections are no substitute for a real hydrant. 2. "Why can't I just make an appointment with the groomer to get my nails done? I can do without the shampoo, blow-dry read more..

04 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3228

You Must Be a Teacher If

You Must Be A Teacher If... ~ You believe the staff room should have a Valium salt lick. ~ You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free." ~ Yo... read more..

04 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

939

Cybersalt News - May 4, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There was no mailing last Sunday. Grandma Cybersalt and I were away to the AGC West Conference in MacGregor, Manitoba. Besides great preaching, reconnecting with friends a read more..

03 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3496

Kid Quotes

"Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals."- Donna Maria G, age 9 "Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you." - Rob P, age 8 "If life gives you nothin read more..

03 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2697

Johann Strauss

Johann Strauss was an avid mountain climber who once waltzed himself into deep trouble. He lost his footing and found himself hanging by his fingertips over a bottomless gorge. Another climber heroic... read more..

03 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1907

Fellowship

Lonely and alone, discouraged and empty hearted That's when a man needs a brother When the burden is heavy, the load too much to bear That's when a man needs a brother When in despair, and needing s... read more..

30 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

929

Alive vs Living

Westside elder, Jarek Bekesza, preaches about how the difference between being alive and living a fulfilled life is believing in and follow Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170430-jarek- read more..

29 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

2111

Quote #1633

"My memory is nearly gone, but I remember two things: that I am a great sinner, and that Christ is a great Savior." - John Newton, 1807 read more..

29 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1305

One-liner #1186

I don't mean to brag, but ... I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.... read more..

27 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

899

Cybersalt News - April 27, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! While preparing last Sunday's mailing, there was once again an error between my keyboard and my seat. The result was that last Thursday's news was repeated and Sunday's Cy read more..

26 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

7569

The Meaning of Life

***Warning - this one is a real groaner!*** It was back in the old days and my friend was into this new age wisdom and spirituality and stuff. Well, one day he heard of this special guru who knew the read more..

25 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

46447

Croc Tan

It's no croc to say that this is a weird tan. We've pretty much all had at least one bad or strange experience with a weird tan line. But this picture shows perhaps one of the oddest ones around. ... read more..

The Top Ten Things Not to Do at Your Child's Performance or Sports Event

25 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3662

The Top Ten Things Not to Do at Your Child's Performance or Sports Event

10. Try to pep up the dance recital crowd by starting "the wave." 9. Do a halftime trampoline show. 8. With your buddies, spell out your child's name on your chests. 7. Mimic the conductor. 6. Sta read more..

25 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2576

Spanish King Pun

A Spanish King was being attacked constantly by warlords. He called his advisors together and asked them to come up with a solution. One said, "Remember the Greeks and the Trojan Horse?" "Let's find... read more..

25 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1248

Identification

A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you will want some identification." He replied, without hesi... read more..

25 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

2396

Quote #1632

Imagine if trees gave off WiFi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet too. Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe. - Unknown read more..

25 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1402

One-liner #1185

I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.... read more..

23 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

985

Cybersalt News - April 23, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. James has a black eye, which gives rise to this 5th devotional with the word "quandary" in the title, lo... read more..

23 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

910

Dessert at Home

Jesus' followers can say no to the immediate gratification of this world knowing that something better is waiting at home in Heaven. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170423.mp3{/audio} read more..

Black Eye Causes Quandary of the First Order

22 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1843

Black Eye Causes Quandary of the First Order

Quandaries come in a variety of sizes, shapes and colors. As someone who is somewhat of a connoisseur in this area, I can readily attest to this. However, many do not realize quandaries come in two ca... read more..

22 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1973

Quote #1631

Individuality: "You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same!" - Unknown read more..