2017 - Monthly Archive - Results from #510

22 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1434

One-liner #1184

"I never called you stupid; but when I asked you how you spelled Mississippi, and you asked if I was talking about the river or the state, it just kind of caught me off guard." read more..

22 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3410

Bill and Doug went into a diner that looked as though it had seen better days. As they slid in to a booth, Bill wiped some crumbs from the seat. Then he took a napkin and wiped some moisture from the... read more..

22 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1949

Culture

A young man, while bringing flowers to a cemetery, noticed an old Chinese man placing a bowl of rice on a nearby grave. The young man walked up to the Chinese man and asked, "When do you expect your f... read more..

22 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3046

Hip Hop Culture

"I'm surprised that the hip-hop culture hasn't caught on with rabbits." read more..

20 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

962

Cybersalt News - April 20, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt site reminds us that you can still love the car you've got even if don't have the car you'd love. You'll find "Love Your R read more..

19 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

4163

Quote #1630

"Jesus Christ knows the worst about you. Nonetheless, He is the One who loves you most." - A. W. Tozer read more..

19 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1333

One-liner #1183

I'm starting meetings at my house for people who have OCD; I don't have it, I'm just hoping they'll take one look and start cleaning.... read more..

19 Apr

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

2798

Love Your Ride

You may not be able to have the ride you'd love,but you can still love the ride you've got. ... read more..

Life Does Have Its Compensations – Occasionally

19 Apr

Blogs

Rev. James L. Snyder

1811

Life Does Have Its Compensations – Occasionally

At times, it seems as if there is absolutely no justice in this world, and then something wonderful happens making up for almost everything. This past week I was fortunate enough to experience one of ... read more..

19 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3458

Hat Blessing

A Rabbi is walking slowly down the street when a gust of wind blows his hat from his head. The hat is being blown down the street, but he is an old man and can't walk fast enough to catch the hat. Acr... read more..

19 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3585

Wacky Warnings

Here are the top five winning entries in the Wacky Warning Labels contest, sponsored by Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch. "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." On a public t... read more..

19 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4967

Flower Pun

A teacher was telling her class about plant names that have the word "dog" in them: dog-rose, dogwood, dog violet. She asked the class if they could name another flower with the preface "dog." Steve... read more..

19 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2153

Umbrella

An old pastor stood in his pulpit addressing the congregation about the drought that had lasted for at least 8 months. As all stood filled with faith, he told the congregation they would gather that ... read more..

16 Apr

Easter

Pastor Tim

1074

Resurrection Allegiance

The truth of the resurrection of Jesus captures the allegiance of of His followers. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170416.mp3{/audio} read more..

16 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4056

Blah Blah Blah

The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious. "What's... read more..

16 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1033

Cybersalt News - April 16, 2017

Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is risen! My messages from Palm Sunday and Good Friday are now on the Westside Bible Church Site: You can listen to "Missing Jesus" at:www.westsidefamily.... read more..

15 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3138

A Love Supreme

Back in the days before digital music, a woman intended to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.... read more..

15 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2370

Grace

This actually happened in a youth ministry class at Hannibal-LaGrange College in Missouri. I left work early so I could have some uninterrupted study time right before the final in my Youth Issues cl... read more..

15 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1525

Quote #1629

"The eyes are useless when the mind is blind." - Milan Kumar read more..

14 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1332

One-liner #1182

Auto-correct makes me say things I didn't Nintendo.... read more..

14 Apr

Easter

Pastor Tim

1115

Good Friday Gulf

Jesus said He would die and rise again - and did! Our celebration of and rejoicing in that calls us to cross the gulf we have created between us and the world. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20 read more..

13 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2269

Psalm 53:1, Psalm 14:1, April 1

An atheist was quite incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations af... read more..

13 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3361

Battle Hymn of Term Finals

Mine eyes have seen the horrorOf the ending of the termIt has poisoned all my spiritsLike an apple with a wormIt's infected all my freedomLike an ugly cancer germThe truth shall soon be known. Chorus... read more..

13 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1042

Cybersalt News - April 13, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am sure that there are many fine people who work for United Airlines - the airline currently getting hammered online for dragging a paying customer off a flight that was ... read more..

12 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2905

Real Classified Ads

- 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess. - Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. - Dinner Special read more..

12 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1667

Quote #1628

"Christians believe in the virgin birth of Jesus. Materialists believe in the virgin birth of the cosmos. Choose your miracle." - Glen Scrivener @ abr_apologetics read more..

12 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

2810

In-flight Service

United Airlines recruits train to serve in-flight snacks. ... read more..

12 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2969

Bible Pun 2

There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk. "Only the Ten Command... read more..

12 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1425

One-liner #1181

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, eventually they would find me attractive.... read more..

09 Apr

Easter

Pastor Tim

1119

Missing Jesus

We, who follow Jesus, need to watch carefuly in order to not miss what Jesus wants to do in our lives and in our time. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170409.mp3{/audio} read more..