Monthly Archive

2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 756 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

08 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1681

4 min read

The High Cost Of Speaking Your Mind

One thing I have learned throughout my life is sometimes speaking your mind only gets a piece of somebody else’s mind – and not the good piece. The old saying goes that you can’t teach an old dog new... read more..

08 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

2357

Clergy Types

Forgive me, Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest ... for I have synonymed.... read more..

08 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1865

Quote #1627

"Grace often grows strongest where conviction of sin has pierced deepest." - Sinclair Ferguson read more..

08 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1397

One-liner #1180

I used to just crastinate, but I got so good, I went pro!... read more..

08 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2193

Where God Ain't

He was just a little boy, on a week's first day. He was wandering home from Sunday School, and dawdling on the way. He scuffed his shoes into the grass; he found a caterpillar. He found a fluffy mil... read more..

08 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3574

2 min read

Burger Change

I had just finished visiting a friend in the hospital and stopped by a burger drive-through for lunch to eat on the way back to work. I ordered the #1 combo (burger, fry, coke) for $4.29. She said "th... read more..

06 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1121

Cybersalt News - April 6, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Any youngest kids out there? Ever get a cake like the one in today's newest funny picture on the Cybersalt Site. You'll find "Youngest Cake" at:www.cybersalt.org/funn... read more..

05 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5041

Youngest Cake

You might be the youngest kid if . . . . ... read more..

05 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3299

Line Ups

Once upon a time there was a woman married to an annoying man named Steve. He complained about everything. One day he went to the creek with his mule and as he went he complained so much that the mul... read more..

05 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2619

Frustration

The minister stormed into the vestry and flung his sermon notes on the table. "Today," he shouted to the church officer, "I have preached to a congregation of jackasses!" The Church officer nodded, ... read more..

05 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1359

Quote #1626

"The Bible is meant to be bread for daily use, not cake for special occasions." read more..

05 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1472

Hated Key

I hate the key of e-minor. It gives me the e-b-g-b's... read more..

05 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1411

One-liner #1179

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.... read more..

05 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3419

Lost Goober Hunters

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. My uncle Joe and his best buddy, Bubba, went hunting a couple of weeks ago. Somehow they got lost. Uncle Joe reassured his bud read more..

02 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1016

Sarah and Abraham - Hall of Faith

Sarah and Abraham are an example of faith because their consideration of God's faithfulness suspended their disbelief. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170402.mp3{/audio} read more..

02 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1117

Cybersalt News - April 2, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder's friends are getting old and he is perfectly happy to keep up with them. You can read "All My Friends Are Getting Old" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/a... read more..

01 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2822

God Uses Little People

God uses little peopleto do things needing done,And since he lives inside of us,He and us are one. God wants to use our bodies,Our feet and hands and heart,To do his tasks is what he asks,And now we ... read more..

01 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1277

Vegetarian Error

Being a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.... read more..

01 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3353

Financing Surgery

A woman had a medical problem - her husband's snoring. So, she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her "suffering." He answered, "Well, there is... read more..

01 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1810

4 min read

All My Friends Are Getting Old

Getting old seems to be a long and slow process. The longer it goes the older you get. I didn’t really think I was getting old until a few weeks ago I was visiting with some friends from high school.... read more..

01 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1396

One-liner #1178

Often when one door closes and another door opens ... you're in prison.... read more..

01 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1627

Quote #1625

"Don't trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar." - Unknown read more..

30 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1057

Cybersalt News - March 30, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Sometimes the lowest quote isn't the best quote. You can see this in today's newest funny car picture "Window Repair" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/window-repair ... read more..

29 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2070

A Special Place

There is a special place in life, That needs my humble skill, A certain job I'm meant to do, Which no one else can fulfill. The time will be demanding, And the pay is not too good And yet I wouldn't ... read more..

29 Mar

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

3806

Window Repair

In hindsight, the lower quote wasn't the best deal. ... read more..

29 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3191

The Pigmy and the Dinosaur

A scientist finds evidence of an actual dinosaur, alive and living in the rainforests of South America. He campaigns several universities and succeeds in getting a grant to launch an expedition. Seve... read more..

29 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1456

Two Laws

You've heard of Murphy's law right? Yes . . . Why? It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but have you heard of Cole's law? No . . . . It's thinly sliced cabbage... read more..

29 Mar

Clean Jokes

3010

The Importance of Correct Punctuation

We've all been told how important it is to use correct punctuation. Well, here is a letter that illustrates the fact: *Version One* Dear John: I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are... read more..