2017 - Monthly Archive - Results from #570

29 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1265

Quote #1624

"I thought growing older would take longer." - Unknown read more..

26 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

978

Dr. David Schaafsma teaches about the blind spots we can face physically in our eyes and spiritually in our lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170326-dave-schaafsma.mp3{/audio}(with apolog read more..

26 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1009

Cybersalt News - March 26, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder recently sat through a 90 minute timeshare presentation that lasted 3 hours and that got him appreciating a suspicious mind. You can read more about the w... read more..

25 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1931

Who's there?

Whoever invented "knock, knock" jokes should get a no-bell prize.... read more..

25 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2242

Lesson Learned

When my son was around 4 years old, we went to the local drug store one afternoon. While in the check out he noticed a bald-headed man behind us in line. I had, as good moms do, been teaching him mann... read more..

25 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2280

Why Some Countries CAN'T Go Metric

If the metric system did ever take over, we'd have to change our thinking to the following: * A miss is as good as 1.6 kilometers. * Put your best 0.3 of a meter forward. * Spare the 5.03 meters an... read more..

A Suspicious Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste

25 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1864

A Suspicious Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste

I have discovered over the years several types of minds. The “open mind” which catches everything except the truth. The “analytical mind” which organizes everything to the point of sterility. The “clo... read more..

25 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1342

One-liner #1176

Eleanor Roosevelt once said, "Do one thing every day that scares you;" and that's why I weigh myself in the mornings.... read more..

25 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1393

Quote #1623

"The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new." - Socrates read more..

23 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

928

Cybersalt News - March 23, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It looks like Marie Antoinette is at it again - only this time she is giving advice to winter drivers! You'll see what we mean in "Drive with Cake" at:www.cybersalt.o... read more..

22 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1418

Quote #1622

"Holding a grudge is letting someone live rent free in your head." - Unknown read more..

22 Mar

Clean Jokes

3266

Fishy Dinner

A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All during the sit-down dinner one co-worker's three-year-old girl stared at the man sitting a... read more..

22 Mar

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

3965

Sign - Drive with Cake

Apparently, Marie Antoinette is giving driving instructions now. ... read more..

22 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3271

Faith Admired

A couple of nuns who were nursing sisters had gone out to the country to minister to an outpatient. On the way back they were a few miles from home when they ran out of gas. They were standing beside ... read more..

22 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1303

Don't Laugh

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.... read more..

22 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1306

One-liner #1175

I just wish pictures and mirrors could agree on what I actually look like.... read more..

21 Mar

Illustrations

Susan Davis

1414

Chavez Prayer

Show me the suffering of the most miserable; So I will know my people's plight. Free me to pray for others; For you are present in every person. Help me to take responsibility for my own life; So th... read more..

19 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

998

Abraham #1 - Hall of Faith

Abraham is an example of faith because he sacrificed his own comfort in response to God's call to a future of unknown blessing. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170319.mp3{/audio} read more..

19 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

982

Cybersalt News - March 19, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder recently had a drunk call him at 2:37 in the morning to ask a question about Jonah and the whale. I suppose that is one of the hazards of putting your pho... read more..

18 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1853

Quote #1621

"Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches." - Unknown read more..

18 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1979

Would You Like A Burp With That Hiccup?

Looking at the alarm clock by my bedside, it clearly read 2:37 a.m. The loud buzzing sound was not in my head after all. Who in the world could be calling me at this hour of the night? I grumbled to ... read more..

18 Mar

Clean Jokes

3700

Help Desk

A man who worked the help desk for a large company received a call one day from a co-worker who called him because she couldn't figure out why her computer wouldn't come on. So he asked her, "Did you... read more..

18 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1494

Amazing Product

Whiteboards ... they're remarkable.... read more..

18 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1474

How to Fast

Fast from judging others; Feast on Christ dwelling in them. Fast from apparent darkness;Feast on the reality of light. Fast from pessimism;Feast on optimism. Fast from thoughts of illness;Feast o... read more..

18 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1458

One-liner #1174

They say you're not supposed to go to the grocery store when you're hungry; it's been several days now ... what should I do?... read more..

16 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3434

Art Interpretation

Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray... read more..

16 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

906

Cybersalt News - March 16, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Ladies, do you ever think the men in your lives don't always listen closely to what you say? That might have been the story behind the newest Funny Car Picture on the Cyber... read more..

15 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2238

quote #0275

"As you slide down the Banister of Life, may the Splinters never point the wrong way." - Irish Blessing read more..

15 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1382

One-liner #1173

The only time I hit the panic button on my car keys is accidentally, and the only person who panics is me!... read more..

15 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3837

From British Newspapers

1) Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, "We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It's possible Mr. Purdey has been read more..