2017 - Monthly Archive - Results from #60

01 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3911

20 Minutes of Eternity

The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention so he asked one of his employees, Jenkins, to write him a punch, 20-minute speech. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious. ... read more..

30 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2046

Mystery

Mr. Smith was a traveling salesman and frequent flyer, so he was always very careful to mark his luggage so that no one would mistakenly take his bags. He always did this with bright ribbons and tape... read more..

30 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

923

Cybersalt News - November 30, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It has been a while since I referenced the origin of Cybersalt's Chicken Thursday. If you are new to the Digest and have simply thought it was because I am off my rocker, y... read more..

29 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5054

Funny Tombstones

*Humorous Headstones* Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903-Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: Here l read more..

29 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1475

Quote #1688

"God invites us to come as we are, not to stay as we are." - Tim Keller read more..

29 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4535

Christmas Baking

This past weekend, I was doing some baking for the holidays. It was getting late and I was tired. So, I decided to leave the cleanup mess until the next morning. The next morning, I was getting my co... read more..

29 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2747

Atheism

An atheist complained to a friend, "Christians have their special holidays, such as Christmas and Easter. Jews celebrate their holidays, such as Passover and Yom Kippur. Muslims have their holidays, ... read more..

29 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3545

County Chairmen

Two opposing county chairman were sharing a rare moment together. The Democratic chairman said, "I never pass up a chance to promote the party. For example, whenever I take a cab, I give the driver a... read more..

28 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1300

One-liner #1244

Advice #2: It pays to buy things you dislike; they last much longer.... read more..

26 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

861

Cybersalt News - November 26, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Not surprisingly, Rev. James Snyder has a different method of Christmas shopping than his wife. You can read more about that in "Black Friday Always Results in Red Monday" ... read more..

Black Friday Always Results in Red Monday

24 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1773

Black Friday Always Results in Red Monday

I’m not sure who come up with this term “Black Friday” but I am definitely not for it. To me, Black Friday is rather devious and I know the only purpose is to get their teeth into my money, which is a... read more..

24 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1896

Scotch Walk

Don't ever run with bagpipes. You could put an aye out. Or worse yet, get kilt!... read more..

24 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1687

Quote #1687

"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured." - Mark Twain read more..

24 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1989

Answers

My friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her elderly mother to the magic of the Internet. Our first move was to access the popular Ask Jeeves website, and we told her it could answer any question sh... read more..

24 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1206

One-liner #1243

Advice #1: No one can complain who has not been lost and never heard of again.... read more..

24 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5757

Overreacting

Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of severe abdominal pains. We rushed to the emergency room, where they gave him a series of tests to determine the sour... read more..

23 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

991

Cybersalt News - November 23, 2017

Upon the excellent suggestion of subscriber J. Blasdale, I will break with tradition and greet you today with: Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Yes, Happy Thanksgiving to our US subscribers! Now, I find it... read more..

22 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3466

You Know It's Time to Diet When

You Know It's Time To Diet When . . . You are diagnosed with the flesh-eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live. Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side." Y... read more..

22 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6006

Turkey Hotline

TRUE STORIES FROM THE BUTTERBALL Turkey Hotline, where people call to get advice on how to cook a Turkey from the experts. Thanksgiving Dinner on the RunA woman called the Butterball Turkey Hotline t... read more..

22 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1786

Religious Customs

A young scholar from New York was invited to become Rabbi in a small old community in Chicago. On his very first Shabbat, a hot debate erupted as to whether one should or should not stand during the ... read more..

21 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1677

Pork Healing

Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But, smoking bacon will cure it.... read more..

21 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1263

One-liner #1242

With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down;' with a banana, however, it is quite the opposite: yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did ... read more..

21 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1370

Quote #1686

"When it comes to life, the critical thing is whether you take things for granted or take them with gratitude." - G. K. Chesterton read more..

19 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1484

Poor As I Am, All I Can Give Is Thanks

It was a pre-Thanksgiving evening and the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were enjoying some hot cider tea. Nothing goes down quite as nice as a hot cider tea. It was rather a quiet evening ... read more..

19 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

922

Cybersalt News - November 19, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder has been thinking about the difference between Thanksgiving and Christmas and he thinks he has found a big one. You can read more about that in "Poor As I... read more..

18 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1208

One-liner #1241

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?... read more..

18 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4264

Last Minute Turkey

It's the day before Thanksgiving and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on the door. "Please let me in," says the man, "I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife will kill me if I don't... read more..

18 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

7929

Self-Righteousness

Two elderly, excited Southern women were sitting together in the front pew of the church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preacher condemned the sin of stealing, these two ladies cried out, "... read more..