2017 - Monthly Archive - Results from #630

01 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3912

Boston Dynamics Robots

This video is evidence that the good folks at Boston Dynamics have apparently never seen any of the movies where technology rises up and tries to exterminate the human race. On the plus side, they are... read more..

01 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1541

Late Night Resolve

I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia!... read more..

01 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1756

Quote #1617

"Don’t eat till your stomach cries out. Don’t sleep till you can’t stay awake. Don’t open your mouth till it’s the truth opens it." Medieval spiritual formation - Frederick Buechner read more..

01 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1354

One-liner #1169

Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people; we haven't met yet.... read more..

01 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3836

Bearly in the Kingdom

Once this atheist decided to take a walk in the mountains to admire all the accidents of nature. The mighty eagle soaring across the sky, the quickly moving mountain stream, the wind blowing through t... read more..

01 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1998

Worry

A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse looking as though he'd just escaped a tornado. "What's wrong?" a woman asked. "I just lost a game to Houlihan," the pro said. "What? But Houlihan's the... read more..

01 Mar

Clean Jokes

4011

Don't Have Any

A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do you have any small notebooks?" "Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out." The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well, ... read more..

26 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

928

Olympian Life

Westside elder, Jarek Bekesza, preaches about how the olympian life applies to the Christian's life. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170226-jarek-bekesza.mp3{/audio} read more..

26 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

937

Cybersalt News - February 26, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder seems to be obsessed with time lately, but then again, time has been messing with him; especially on a recent shopping trip his wife sent him on. You can ... read more..

25 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1678

Where in the World Does Time Go?

I remember my grandfather telling me that the older you get the faster time flies. Laughing at him at the time I thought it was another of his little stories he loved telling. Just the other day I ca... read more..

Signs Your Church has Sold Out to Corporate Sponsors

25 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3990

Signs Your Church has Sold Out to Corporate Sponsors

- Taco Bell's talking dog now reading announcements. - In Christmas play, Joseph seen drinking can of Coke. - Greeters all dressed like Mr. Goodwrench. - Personal pew licenses now sold. - Baptisma read more..

25 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2580

God's Cake, Trials

Sometimes we wonder, "What did I do to deserve this?" or "Why did God have to do this to me?" Here is a wonderful explanation! A daughter is telling her Mother how everything is going wrong, she's fa... read more..

25 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2282

Quote #1616

"The cost of non-discipleship is the irrelevance of the church." - Ray Altman read more..

25 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1730

Lay Miz

"You call this a musical?" asked Les miserably. read more..

24 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1323

One-liner #1168

I'm not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then.... read more..

23 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

955

Cybersalt News - February 23, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Sign picture on the Cybersalt Site today. I think we have all wanted help with a spider at one time or another in our lives. This note is from a person... read more..

22 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1953

Glancing Blow

Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me!! Luckily, my injuries were only super fish oil.... read more..

22 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2042

Quote #1615

"The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless." - Unknown read more..

22 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1360

One-liner #1167

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9 pm or so.... read more..

22 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2176

Living Long

My friend Ida was slowly recovering from a heart attack. "Doctor," she pleaded with her cardiologist, "you must keep me alive for the next two years. I want to attend my first grandchild's Bar Mitzvah... read more..

22 Feb

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

3261

Spider Note

Another reason e-mail is superior to snail mail. This funny note was left for a mailman, asking him to deal with a spider that was preventing someone from getting their mail. Usually postmen ... read more..

22 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3947

Pirate Questions

In a restaurant one day, a pirate was talking to the waiter. The waiter asked him, "Why do you have a peg leg?" The pirate answered, "Back when I was sailing the seas, a big shark noticed me swimming... read more..

22 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

13967

Milkman Notes

These notes left for milkmen came from the UK, so you'll notice a slight, endearing British ambiance to them. "Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one." "Please leave an ex... read more..

19 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1059

Groan

In a number of ways, groaning is part of the life of following Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170219.mp3{/audio} read more..

19 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1446

Quote #1614

"You don't have a soul; you are a soul. You have a body." - C. S. Lewis read more..

19 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1419

River Success

The only person I can think of for whom being in denial worked out OK was Moses. - Walter McLauren... read more..

19 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1010

Cybersalt News - February 19, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. In preparing today's mailing I discovered I really messed up the news last week. The link to Rev. James Snyder's article was not correct. So today the news has twice the Sn... read more..

18 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1365

One-liner #1166

If Mom says "No," ask Nana; if Nana says "No," ... who are we kidding?? Nana never says "No!"... read more..

18 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2448

Don't Need Grace

Little Mikey and his family were having Sunday dinner at his grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Mikey received his plate, he started ea... read more..

18 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3709

Colorful Grandma

I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me, and always she was correct. But it wa... read more..