2017 - Monthly Archive - Results from #690

31 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1717

One-liner #1162

I saw a guy today at Starbucks. He had no smartphone, tablet or laptop; he just sat there drinking his coffee ... like a psychopath.... read more..

29 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2235

This is the beginning of a new day. You have been given this day to use as you will. You can waste it or use it for good. What you do today is important because you are exchanging a day of your ... read more..

29 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3431

Pastor Comeback

A local Pastor joined a community service club, and the members thought they would have some fun with him. Under his name badge they printed "Hog Caller" as his occupation. Everyone made a big fanfar... read more..

29 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2078

Why Did God Give Us Winter?

Living in Florida my idea of winter is anytime the temperature drops below 60°. At that point, I do the shiver-me-timbers dance. You don’t want to know! I have a rare disease called Coldaphobia. As f... read more..

29 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2738

Quote #1609

"Worship isn't an event to attend and watch. It's a lifestyle to be lived." - unknown read more..

29 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1796

Statue Correctness

When speaking to a Greek Orthodox audience, icon tact is important.... read more..

29 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

976

Cybersalt News - January 29, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Wow, Rev. James Snyder really likes to go on about the cold! It does serve a good purpose in his life though - that and other trials. You can read more about that in ... read more..

28 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1318

One-liner #1161

Auto-correct can be so flippant annotating.... read more..

26 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

593

Legalism 3

A Rabbi was walking home from the Temple and saw one of his good friends, a pious and learned man who could usually beat the rabbi in religious arguments. The rabbi started walking faster so that he ... read more..

26 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3215

Football Newbie

A guy took his girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why... read more..

26 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3050

Motherly Pride

Two mothers were talking about their sons. The first said, "My son is such a saint. He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman in over two years." The other woman said,... read more..

26 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2967

You Bet A Hip!

If you gather enough men together eventually they will cancel out each other's collective wisdom. Case in point,consider this episode of "You bet a hip!" ... read more..

26 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

912

Cybersalt News - January 26, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Did you know that if you get together enough men they will eventually cancel out each other's collective wisdom? Today's entry in the FunBlog is a great example. You ... read more..

25 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1361

One-liner #1160

Always keep a book with you at all times in case of an emergency; you know, like social gatherings.... read more..

25 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1376

Taking Advice

When my friends told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down.... read more..

25 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1831

Quote #1608

"Givers have to set limits because takers rarely do." - Irma Kurtz read more..

Learn, Practice, Grow - The Lord's Prayer

22 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1002

Learn, Practice, Grow - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer teaches us praying is something that can be learned and is a practice that we can grow in. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170122.mp3{/audio} read more..

22 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

993

Cybersalt News - January 22, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. This week Rev. James Snyder has been wondering if the Russians have hacked his thermometer. He has also been thinking about how appearances can be deceiving. You can read "... read more..

21 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1481

Quote #1607

"Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will." - Suzy Kassem read more..

21 Jan

Dr. Harold McNabb

2125

The Piano

If you visit St. Andrew’s in Victoria, you will find an upright Bell piano with a brass plaque that tells the story of how God sent a piano across the country to find a son in exile. David Vuckson co... read more..

21 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1705

Did Someone Just Hack My Thermometer?

I do not like to complain (except on certain occasions when nobody is listening) but I am not too happy with the weather these days. I have never felt so cold before. Is it true that the older you ge... read more..

21 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1577

One-liner #1159

As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought, "Dogs are easily amused;" then I realized I was watching the dog chase his tail.... read more..

21 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2330

The Deeds Undone

It isn't the thing you do, friend, it's the thing you leave undone,Which gives you the bitter heartache, at the setting of the sun:The tender words unspoken, to letter you did not write,The flowers yo... read more..

21 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4247

Diet Skipping

Mr. Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have... read more..

20 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1278

Praise Pick

Between Pentecostal and Baptist worship styles, I prefer Baptist, hands down.... read more..

19 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

974

Cybersalt News - January 19, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Sometimes the way a child behaves gives clues to what they will do later in life. For an example, take today's funny picture on the Cybersalt site "Tank Kid" at:www.cybersa... read more..

18 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1580

Quote #1606

"To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you." - C.S. Lewis read more..

18 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3048

Transferred

A guy was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. The new guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, biting his nails and moaning in fear. "Hey, pal, what's the matter?" said the... read more..

18 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3910

Kid Tank

Jeremy grew up, joined the armyand served in a tank division. ... read more..

18 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1565

One-liner #1158

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself!... read more..