January 2018 - Monthly Archive

31 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3196

Compact Find

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober

Two goobers, Carol and Patty, were walking down the street. Carol noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror and sa... read more..

31 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

9484

A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being issued to honor two great American patriots. On one side of the coin would be Teddy Roosevelt and on the other side, N... read more..

31 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1899

Trail Talk

One afternoon I was walking on a trail with my baby daughter, chatting to her about the scenery. When a man and his dog approached, I leaned down to the carriage and said, "See the doggy?" Suddenly ... read more..

31 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4592

Stuff to Ponder

1. Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. 2. Have you ever noticed?&nbs read more..

29 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

1178

Quote #1704

"The gospel spreads as a seed, not a potted plant." - Unknown read more..

29 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1422

One-liner #1262

My only reason for mentioning it is that it is irrelevant.... read more..

28 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4689

Morning March

I was a new Army basic trainee at Fort McClellan, and one requirement was a demanding 12-mile march. We got started at 6 a.m. and were pumped up for the trek. An hour later, feeling the heavy load of... read more..

28 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1528

The Time it is, Really.

Time is a strange thing, if you ask me. Even though I wear a wristwatch every day, most of the time I do not know what time it really is. And for that matter, how important is time? It came to me in ... read more..

28 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

845

Cybersalt News - January 28, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder is a pretty funny guy, so who better to say that, "In A Busy World We Still Need To Take Time To Laugh." You can read more about that at:www.cybersalt.org... read more..

26 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

1242

Quote #1703

"Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account." - Oscar Wilde read more..

26 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3553

Earthquake Theory

"The professor discovered that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground." read more..

26 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1794

Management vs. Solutions

After moving into our new office space, I was given the job of completing an Occupational Health and Safety report about the building. I discovered that the building had been built with no fire exit! ... read more..

26 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3033

Trojan Virus Warning

Hey Hector, This was forwarded to me by Cassandra - it looks legit. Please distribute to Priam, Hecuba, and your 99 siblings. Thanks,Laocoon TO: Trojan Army Listserv RE: WARNING!! BEWARE GREEKS BE... read more..

25 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1427

One-liner #1261

I want to hear the voice of the great silent majority. - Richard Nixon... read more..

25 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

926

Cybersalt News - January 25, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are projects galore happening at Cybersalt Word Headquarters this week so today the only news is this picture of me at work! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pa... read more..

24 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

2491

Quote #1702

"Safe migration cannot be limited to the global elite." -António Guterres, UN Secretary-General read more..

24 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

14332

Treasure Pun

A pirate captain was out to retrieve his buried treasure. After months of hard sailing, his ship caught sight of land, the land to which his treasure map had been leading. He and his first mate disem... read more..

24 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1922

Disappointment with Parents

Laura and Freddy are cousins, and their grandma is babysitting them for the day. Although Freddy's mom is the renowned chef in the family, Laura's mom prepared lunch earlier, including potatoes in th... read more..

24 Jan

Clean Jokes

3246

How Old Am I?

A college professor asked his class a question. "If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia and Los Angles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I?" One ... read more..

22 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1550

One-liner #1260

If there's anything I can't stand, it's intolerance.... read more..

21 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

854

Cybersalt News - January 21, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder is a pretty funny guy, so who better to say that, "In A Busy World We Still Need To Take Time To Laugh." You can read more about that at:www.cybersalt.org... read more..

20 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

1344

Quote #1701

"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweizer read more..

In A Busy World We Still Need To Take Time To Laugh

20 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

6870

In A Busy World We Still Need To Take Time To Laugh

In many ways, the American home faces the danger of becoming a vanishing institution. Along with its extinction, the family unit as we know it is in danger. Children are not growing up in homes anymor... read more..

20 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3795

Performance Pun

During the performance of a high school drama class at the local theatre, the stage floor was damaged resulting in a distinct hole. Subsequent acts managed to avoid the damaged area until Billy, jugg... read more..

20 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2176

The Road of Life

At first, I saw God as my observer, my judge, keeping track of the things I did wrong, so as to know whether I merited heaven or hell when I die. He was out there, sort of like a president. I rec... read more..

20 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4246

Can't Take It With You

"You just go ahead," the man in the shopping mall said to his wife. "While you're shopping, I'll browse in the hardware store." An hour later, she returned and saw him at the checkout counter. The cl read more..

18 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1405

One-liner #1259

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.... read more..

18 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1025

Cybersalt News - January 18, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to H. Penner for today's chicken picture! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

17 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

1723

Quote #1700

"I had to surrender my 'if only' to Jesus." - Corrie ten Boom read more..

17 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

6113

Golf in Heaven

A man who was an avid golfer finally got a once in a lifetime chance for an audience with the Pope. After standing in line for hours, he got to the Pope and said, "Holiness, I have a question that onl... read more..