January 2018 - Monthly Archive

17 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3525

Handy Engineering Conversions

When it comes to Conversion Tables, this one will take the cake! - Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi - 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton - 1 millionth of a mouthwash: ... read more..

17 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2121

An Honest Day's Work

Today's Illustration "An Honest Day's Work" was one I read on www.sermoncentral.com The USS Astoria (C-34) was the first U.S. cruiser to engage the Japanese during the Battle of Savo Island, a night ... read more..

17 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3715

Shoe Fit

A man walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk. "Well they feel a bit tight," replies the man. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look... read more..

15 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1560

One-liner #1258

When I was young, if any of us kids got sick, my mother would bring out the chicken soup. Of course, that didn't' work for broken bones; for broken bones, she gave us boiled beef. - George Burns... read more..

14 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 14, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder enjoys leftovers of the food type and the blessing type. You can read more about that in "I’m In Leftover Heaven" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/i-... read more..

13 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1442

I’m In Leftover Heaven

I do confess that I enjoy the holiday seasons just like everybody else. One of the main ingredients I enjoy more than anything else is the holiday cuisine. At our house, I must duly confess, it is the... read more..

13 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

1195

Quote #1699

"God left you on earth for a purpose. Do it." - unknown read more..

12 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1544

One-liner #1256

I'm sick of following my dreams; I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

11 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3105

Three Chairs

A Methodist minister meets three Baptist deacons on the golf course and invites them to come to his church some Sunday. Not too many weeks thereafter and just as services are starting, they show up. ... read more..

11 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1205

Training Hopes

At the Boeing Museum of Flight in Seattle, there is a full-size mockup of an F/A-18 fighter. A ramp allows visitors to climb into the cockpit and get a sense of what the pilot sees and feels. A guide... read more..

11 Jan

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

5627

'Twas the Month after Christmas

'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the houseNothing would fit me, not even a blouse.The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd tasteAt the holiday parties had gone to my waist.When I got on read more..

11 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 11, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am happy to announce that Cybersalt has opened up an online store. One goal is to provide links to products I will be doing "unboxing" videos about and also to offer a pl... read more..

10 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

1140

Quote #1698

"You are never too old to set another goal or dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis read more..

10 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3663

Shrimp Revenge

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love so he asked the wife to move out a... read more..

10 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2588

Fish Schools

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.... read more..

10 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1446

Self-Righteous Son

Thanks to List member Dannette from Ohio for this true story about her son. When my son was 4, I was in a Women's Bible Study group. They had classes for children as well, while we studied in our gro... read more..

10 Jan

Clean Jokes

3384

Learning From Snowmen

"All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman.... " It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy. Hold your ground, even when the heat is on. Wearing white is always appropriate. Winter is read more..

08 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1551

One-liner #1255

Free advice is worth what you paid for it.... read more..

07 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1572

One-liner #1254

As far as I'm concerned, treachery will sometimes bring loyalty into question.... read more..

07 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 7, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder is facing the New Year like it's a rodeo - he also seems to face marriage like it is a rodeo too it seems. You can read more about that in "Back in t... read more..

06 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1431

Back in the Saddle Again…and Again

This is not my first rodeo when it comes to New Years. I have ridden this Bronco so many times I cannot remember how many. Well, I can remember, but I am not going to let that slip. Something to do wi... read more..

06 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

1273

Quote #1697

The world: Your biggest problem is without. The solution is within. The Bible: Your biggest problem is within. The solution is without. - Matt Smethurst read more..

06 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1380

Storage Act

I heard about this band called 999 Megabytes. They still haven't gotten a gig.... read more..

06 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3342

Flight Time

Unaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago on Central Standard Time, Bob inquired at the Indianapolis airport about a plane to Chicago. "The next flight leaves at 1:00 p.m.," a... read more..

04 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

884

Cybersalt News - January 4, 2018

Oh look, the first Chicken Thursday of 2018 - Happy New Year! Sunday's Cybersalt Digest included an item that featured 40 ways to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in different languages. Well, ... read more..

03 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

8145

Quote #1696

"A comfort zone is a beautiful place, but nothing ever grows there." - TobyMac #SpeakLife read more..

03 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1406

Free the Fat

As a matter of fact, I do use butter ... Are you trying to marginalize me? - Pam... read more..

03 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4057

105 and Missing

A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to church. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Pastor went to see him. He found him ... read more..

03 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Opportunity, Optimism, Entrepreneurship

Someone in our neighborhood put a huge sofa out by the curb for trash collection. Since it was in good shape, many motorists slowed down for a look. But when they saw how enormous it was, they'd leav... read more..

02 Jan

Clean Jokes

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Bragging Rights

A limousine had encountered a red traffic light and was waiting for it to change when a small Yugo also drives up. The haughty businessman in the back of the limousine started bragging to the Yugo own... read more..