February 2018 - Monthly Archive

14 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4496

Lamentation For Our Kids

This is rather lengthy but funny. *Laws Pertaining to Dessert* For we judge between the plate that is unclean and the plate that is clean, saying first, if the plate is clean, then you shall have de... read more..

12 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

332

Quote #1708

Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe read more..

12 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1453

One-liner #1266

Do you love me because I am beautiful or am I beautiful because you love me?... read more..

12 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1605

Falling for Ewe

What do you call a herd of sheep tumbling down a hill? A lambslide of course.... read more..

11 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

841

Cybersalt News - February 11, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder took his wife out for an early Valentine's lunch and they both got more than they bargained for - ultimately for free! You can read, "A Bug on the P... read more..

10 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1593

A Bug on the Plate Is Worth How Much?

Did you ever have a smile on your face that no matter what you did you could not wipe it off? Well, that is quite a regular occurrence with me. But this past week was a “smile-on-the-face” to beat al... read more..

10 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2355

What Does Love Mean?

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8-year-olds: "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you thi... read more..

10 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3316

Tennis Talk

A manager was told by his doctor to take up some sport for exercise so he decided to play tennis. After a couple of weeks, his administrative assistant asked him how he was doing. "It's going fine," ... read more..

10 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

12899

Valentine Puns

Please, under no circumstances think that I do not realize the following Valentine puns are anything other than painful and torturous. But for those who like that flavor of the genre, here you go, lol... read more..

08 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1182

One-liner #1265

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentines Day ... when I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a medieval weapon.... read more..

08 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

2631

Quote #1707

"Bearing one another's burdens is not easy, but it is also not optional." - Francis Chan read more..

08 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

941

Cybersalt News - February 8, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I was remotely helping someone in Australia with their computer this week and I asked them if they would send summer back quickly. I'm sure they'll send it soon. In the mea... read more..

07 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3491

Late Appointment

Doctor: I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your excuse? Patient: I was just following your orders,... read more..

07 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1809

Do Not Touch!

Our supply clerk at the factory was in a dither. A box had been left on the loading dock with this warning printed on it: "Danger! Do Not Touch!" Management was called, and we were told to stay clear... read more..

07 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3334

Sending it With Him

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he... read more..

06 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

2060

Quote #1706

"Powder snow skiing is not fun. It's life, fully lived ... life lived in a blaze of reality." - Dolores LaChapelle, powder skiing pioneer read more..

05 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1185

One-liner #1264

My daughter asked me what it's like to have kids, so I interrupted her every 11 seconds until she cried.... read more..

05 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1457

M. O. Roll

Bad puns are how eye roll.... read more..

04 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

828

Cybersalt News - February 4, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder is getting pretty stressed trying to take one day off a week to rest. You can read, "Please, Just Let Me Grow Old!" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman... read more..

03 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1815

Camelnot

Only the true king could remove the sword from the stone ... no one else could ... they didn't have ... arthurization.... read more..

03 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1407

Please, Just Let Me Grow Old!

One of the New Year’s resolutions I made, which the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage reminded me, is to take a day off and just relax. That is a rather hard thing for me to do, especially every wee... read more..

03 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3744

Colonial Break

A company offered tours through the historic district, led by guides dressed in Colonial clothing. While leading a group, one of the guides, tripped and fell, breaking his wrist. He went to the hospi... read more..

03 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1900

Jigsaw Lessons

Here are some life lessons I've learned from jigsaw puzzles: Don't force a fit. If something is meant to be, it will come together naturally. When things aren't going so well, take a break. Everythi... read more..

01 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1342

Quote #1705

"The dangers of life are infinite, and safety is among them." - Goethe read more..

01 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1286

One-liner #1263

If it involves me, I want nothing to do with it.... read more..

01 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

917

Cybersalt News - February 1, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's still crazy busy at Cybersalt Word Headquarters so here is another picture of me at work! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..