March 2018 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

When I’m beside Myself, I’m in Bad Company

17 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1497

When I’m beside Myself, I’m in Bad Company

In the beginning of the week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage said, “On Thursday the girls and I will be going to St. Augustine for the day to visit thrift shops.” It was spring break and so the... read more..

16 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1163

One-liner #1275

If you're lucky enough to be Irish... you're lucky enough!... read more..

15 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

2037

Quote #1717

"The Christian worldview insists that the face of a child with Down syndrome is infinitely more beautiful than an airbrushed model on the cover of a fashion magazine." - Albert Mohler read more..

15 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

872

Cybersalt News - March 15, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I know many of you play Bubble Shooter on the Cybersalt site, but have you tried "Colour Bricks"?www.cybersalt.org/games/colored-bricks Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ... read more..

14 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1589

Quote #1716

"A kind gesture can reach a wound that only compassion can heal." - Steve Maraboli read more..

How To Survive to the End of a Horror Movie

14 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3038

How To Survive to the End of a Horror Movie

How To Survive To The End Of A Horror Movie * When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. * Never read a book of demon-summoning verses aloud, even as a... read more..

14 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1188

Monthly Possibilities

Can February March? No, but April May.... read more..

14 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2574

Goal Setting

A salesman is driving down a country road when he sees a young kid in front of a barn. On the barn are 5 targets with arrows in the bull's eye of each target. Screeching to a stop he runs out to the k... read more..

14 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3481

Bus Pole

While riding the bus, my mother noticed a young man, who was holding onto the same pole, staring at her. Eventually, he said, "Excuse me. This is my stop." Since she wasn't blocking his way, she was ... read more..

12 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1119

One-liner #1274

You can tell an Irishman is having a good time when you see him Dublin over with laughter! ... read more..

11 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

756

Cybersalt News - March 11, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder recently spent the day answering honestly and fully to anyone who asked him, "How are you?" You can read more about that at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/... read more..

10 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2284

Coffee Shop What Would Jesus Do

Today, I was in the bathroom at a popular coffee chain. Someone wrote "What Would Jesus Do?" on the wall. Another person wrote directly underneath that, "Wash His hands." Then a third person wrote, ... read more..

10 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3831

Lose the Cat

A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The n... read more..

10 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1347

How am I? Let me Tell You!

An interesting aspect to people is there proclivity toward hypocrisy. By that I mean we say one thing but we really do not mean it or it does not really apply to us personally. I was complaining abou... read more..

08 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1383

One-liner #1273

I like to make lists; I also like to leave them on the kitchen counter and guess what's on them while I'm at the store. Anyone else like to do that too?... read more..

08 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

2991

Quote #1715

"Joseph waited 15 years. Abraham waited 25 years. Moses waited 40 years. Jesus waited 30 years. If God is making you wait, you're in very good company." - unknown read more..

07 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

983

Cybersalt News - March 8, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, let's revisit a picture that reminds us it's not always easy to give kids what they really need to flourish. You'll find "Horse Scare" (yes, it's probably not a hors... read more..

07 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3280

Going to Die

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his check up, the doctor called his wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very serious disease, co... read more..

07 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1373

Discrimination

A US Navy cruiser pulled into port in Mississippi for a week's shore leave. The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following letter from the wife of a wealthy ... read more..

07 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3717

Stolen Wallet

It was John's turn to drive carpool into town on a day when a new member was traveling along for the first time. As they rode along he began to be suspicious of his new carpooling passenger. John che... read more..

06 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1240

Quote #1714

"The devil is not the only one allowed to influence the culture." - Unknown read more..

06 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1259

Shingle Adoption

The roof is not my child, but I will raise it...... read more..

05 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1355

One-liner #1272

Turn your trip to the grocery store into a ninja challenge by shopping strictly out of other people's carts when they're not looking.... read more..

04 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1383

Weasel Request

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Wow! In all my years tending bar, I've never had a weasel pop by. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.... read more..

04 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3284

No Hero of Mine

"King David used to be a hero of mine, but not anymore," little Brodie told his mother after church one Sunday. "Why not, son?" "I learned today that he killed the Jolly Green Giant." read more..

04 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

4210

A.W. Tozer on Billy Graham

One time A. W. Tozer was asked to come to a meeting of the Fundamentalists of Chicago who were greatly distressed that the ecumenical council and Council of Churches had invited Billy Graham to come t... read more..

04 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

755

Cybersalt News - March 4, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder wished he could have a week off with nothing to do - and got shingles. You can read "Wishing Can Be Hazardous to Your Health" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-pe... read more..

03 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1363

Wishing Can Be Hazardous to Your Health

The last several months have been rather busy with hardly a break anywhere. Sometimes the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I get so busy we forget about the necessity of taking a break every now... read more..

01 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1570

One-liner #1271

I wanted to go jogging this morning but Proverbs 28:1 says "the wicked run when no one is chasing them," so there goes that.... read more..

01 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

2311

Quote #1713

"Hope has two beautiful daughters: anger and courage. Anger at the way things are and courage to ensure they don't stay that way." - Augustine read more..