May 2018 - Monthly Archive

20 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

751

Cybersalt News - May 20, 2018

Happy Mother's Day, MomSunday greetings everyone and happy Mother's Day to my mom, pictured here holding me! What most of you do not know is that in this picture I already have cancer, but it is yet t... read more..

19 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1583

Dirt Mystery

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.... read more..

19 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

3333

Quote #1729

"Lions don't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep." - John G. Stevens read more..

19 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1241

What Would We Do without Rain?

Sometimes I cannot help being a grouch. I guess it is what happens to a person when they get older. They get older, grouchier and grumpier. With that in mind, I guess I qualify for being an old geezer... read more..

19 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1505

Appearances #4

On the weekend of the biggest motorcycle gathering of the year, I was bar-tending at a club nearby. When the roaring machines pulled up outside, our patrons' eyes swung toward the door and conversatio... read more..

19 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3860

Saved by the Tomato

A story is told of an unemployed man who is desperate to support his family. His wife watches TV all day and his three teenage kids have dropped out of high school to hang around with the local toughs... read more..

17 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1326

One-liner #1288

Self-Annihilating Sentences I've told you a million times not to exaggerate.... read more..

17 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

913

Cybersalt News - May 17, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

16 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1303

Quote #1728

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweizer read more..

16 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3549

Balloon Exchange

A man is flying a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me. Can you help me? I promised my friend I w... read more..

16 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1216

Two-Wheel Hybrid

"I hate being half bicycle - half motorcycle!" he moped. read more..

16 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1791

Husbands and Wives, Parenting

A woman stood inside the front door, her arms full of coats. Four small children scurried around her. Her husband, coming down the stairs, asked why she was standing there. "Here," she said, handing... read more..

16 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

11127

Church Mice Problem

Three pastors were having lunch together at a diner. The first pastor said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with mice in my church. I've tried everything -noise, spray, cats -... read more..

14 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1241

One-liner #1287

Self-Annihilating Sentences Why should I consider your questions, when you don't even know the answers?... read more..

13 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

778

Cybersalt News - May 13, 2018

Happy Mother's Day, MomSunday greetings everyone and happy Mother's Day to my mom, pictured here holding me! What most of you do not know is that in this picture I already have cancer, but it is yet t... read more..

12 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2240

Quote #1494

To my children: Never make fun of having to help me with computer stuff. I taught you how to use a spoon. - Sue Fitzmaurice read more..

A Life Altering Discovery: Mothers Are Not Fathers

12 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1408

A Life Altering Discovery: Mothers Are Not Fathers

Celebrating another "Mother's Day,” gave opportunity to reflect on the influence and importance of mothers in our society today. I think for the most part mothers get a bad rap these days, or at least... read more..

12 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1884

One-liner #1083

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time... but you can never fool mom.... read more..

12 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1837

Stage Mothers

A stage mother cornered the concert violinist in his dressing room and insisted he listen to a tape of her talented son playing the violin. The man agreed to listen, and the woman switched on the tap... read more..

12 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4049

Quit Bothering Us

We had spent the day moving from our farmhouse into our new house in town. Early the next morning, a Saturday, our 3 1/2-year-old ran into our bedroom to wake us up. I dressed him and told him to pl... read more..

10 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

753

Cybersalt News - May 10, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I were away in Swift Current, Saskatchewan last Thursday thru Sunday. That's why the last 2 mailings were skipped. This picture (which should enlarge ... read more..

09 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3222

The New Army

One day a sergeant of long service standing was trying to teach a bunch of raw recruits how to handle a rifle. The rookies were firing hither and yon and finally one of them shot the sarge in the seat... read more..

09 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1689

Quote #1727

"Faith means believing in advance what will only make sense in reverse." - Philip Yancey read more..

09 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1256

Obstacle Permanency

Our top story today: According to a recent study, 9 out of 10 people who are afraid of hurdles never get over it.... read more..

09 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3730

Bumper Stickers

If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You Forget World Peace -- Visualize Turning Off Your Turn Signal! HANG UP AND DRIVE! Where There's A Will...I Want To Be In It! Ever Stop To T... read more..

09 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2363

Presence of God

One of my duties as church secretary is to answer the phone and refer calls. The telephone rang one day with an urgent caller on the other end. He needed to talk to the senior pastor. I quietly opene... read more..

07 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1210

One-liner #1286

Self-Annihilating Sentences A little pain never hurt anyone.... read more..