June 2018 - Monthly Archive

30 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1316

Lactose Healing

To test my faith, I sometimes look right at the 1% milk and ask, "Wilt thou be made whole??"... read more..

30 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

2217

Quote #1737

"A materialistic world will not be won to Christ by a materialistic church." - David Platt read more..

30 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1324

One-liner #1296

The future isn't what it used to be.... read more..

“What Do You Mean It’s Time to Go Home?”

30 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1470

“What Do You Mean It’s Time to Go Home?”

We had just started our vacation, or so I thought, when the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage said, “Hurry up; it’s time to go home.” I have been married to my wife for almost 46 years and during th... read more..

30 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2749

God's Mercy

A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver a... read more..

28 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3289

Presidential Language

Harry Truman, when he was U.S President, once addressed the Washington Garden Club and kept referring to 'good manure' that must be used on flowers. Some society ladies complained (later) to the Firs... read more..

28 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

722

Cybersalt News - June 28, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

27 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1263

Oneliner #1295

I wish I was as fat as I was the first time I thought I was fat.... read more..

27 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1664

Quote #1736

"The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it." - George Orwell read more..

27 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2284

Expenses

The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minu... read more..

25 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1855

Hemoglobin Mystery

Cybersalt News - June 24, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Last week I shared a picture of a very young me with my very young dad (though at the time I did not know he was young too) and invited you to guess the make and model of t... read more..

23 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1733

You Can Call Me Ray

My friend David lost his ID. Now we just call him Dave.... read more..

23 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1286

The Parsonage Kitchen Shutdown Threat

A certain situation has been building in the Parsonage for the last several months. At first, I did not think it too serious but alas, we have reached a terrible impasse. It started a few months ago ... read more..

23 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2262

White Lies

Have you ever told a white lie? You are going to love this, especially if you are one of the ladies who bake for church events... Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies' Group... read more..

23 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3648

One Question Interview

A handyman, who was working for a Synagogue, had asked for a raise and was turned down. He decided to quit and went out to look for work. First, he went to a Catholic church and was told that in orde... read more..

23 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

2247

Quote #1735

"To love to preach is one thing, to love those to whom we preach quite another." - D. Martyn Lloyd-Jones read more..

21 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1428

One-liner #1294

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?... read more..

21 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

783

Cybersalt News - June 21, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy first day of summer or winter - depending on which side of the earth's waistband you live ;-). Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

20 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1343

Quote #1734

"Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them." Unknown read more..

20 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1505

Pony Swap

100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today, everyone has a car and only the rich have horses. Oh how the stables have turned. read more..

20 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3981

Third in Line

A young man dies and goes to Heaven, where he finds he is third in line at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter is taking a much-needed break, so an angel is admitting the newly arrived to Heaven. The angel t... read more..

20 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1389

Appearances #2

Each Friday night I drove my wife to the station for the train to Weimar, CA, so she could visit her sister who was ill. Ten minutes later, my sister arrived by train from Sacramento to manage our hou... read more..

20 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3783

Hog Mark-up

My wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard the couple at the next table discussing their bill. "Well Mary," said the man, "Near as I can figure, based on the price of the ham di... read more..

17 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1480

One-liner #1293

If Facebook has taught us anything, it's that a lot of you are not quite ready for a Spelling Bee.... read more..

17 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

767

Cybersalt News - June 17, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Happy Father's Day to those of you for whom this is a day to celebrate, and comfort, grace and peace to those for whom it is not. I want to wish my Dad, Larry, a happy fat... read more..

16 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1379

Vacation Time Again?

I had just finished my project, sent it to my publisher, took a deep breath and said out loud, “I’m glad that’s done. Now I can rest for a while.” I must have said it aloud for someone in the house h... read more..

16 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3685

Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. 9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun? read more..

16 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2526

1900s Fatherhood vs Today

In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English.Today, fathers pray their children will speak English. In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success.Today, it ta... read more..

15 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1294

Quote #1733

"The sacred moments, the moments of miracle, are often the everyday moments." - Frederick Buechner read more..