June 2018 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

15 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1345

One-liner #1292

I look both ways before crossing a one-way street; that's how little faith I have in humanity!... read more..

14 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1504

Philistine Pyre

Arranging Goliath's funeral ... was a giant undertaking!... read more..

14 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

666

Cybersalt News - June 14, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have a really bad man-cold so that's all the news today. Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

13 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4705

*If Men Got Pregnant* - Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay. - There would be a cure for stretch marks. - Natural childbirth would become obsolete. - Morning sickness would rank as read more..

$One-liner #1291$

13 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1428

One-liner #1291

If I had a dollar for every time I used algebra in my adult life, I'd have 'n' dollars.... read more..

13 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1874

Earring Rush

A man rushed to the jewelry counter in the store where I work soon after the doors opened one morning and said he needed a pair of diamond earrings. I showed him a wide selection, and quickly he picke... read more..

13 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3902

Money

Money can buy a house, but not a home.Money can buy a bed, but not sleep.Money can buy a clock, but not time.Money can buy a book, but not knowledge.Money can buy food, but not an appetite.Money can b... read more..

12 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

3774

Quote #1732

"Sometimes the worst place you can be is in your own head." - unknown read more..

11 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1365

Copy Confusion

A friend of mine said she didn't understand cloning. I said, "That makes two of us!"... read more..

10 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

768

Cybersalt News - June 10, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! It is one week until Father's Day! Why not get that special man in your life something cool like this portable power bank for quickly and fully charging his phone or tablet... read more..

09 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

918

O Holiday, Who Art Thou Today?

Generally speaking, and who speaks generally anymore these days, I am not much of a holiday fan. There seems to be a holiday every day of the week. So many holidays that I cannot keep up and quite&nbs... read more..

09 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3372

What Children Say About Heaven

Mom, God's so neat, and heaven's supposed to be so great. Could me and Michael go there Saturday for a sleep-over? --- Our seven-year-old daughter, Clarisa, was not really excited about going to Sun... read more..

09 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1392

Where Have All the Fathers Gone?

Around this time of the year, my thoughts wander back to my father. He’s been gone quite a spell but his memory lingers. I often wonder what he would think of what is happening in our world today if h... read more..

09 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4097

No Contraband

After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me - all under age 11. Collecting ... read more..

09 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1380

Granite Conundrum

"Nothing is written in stone." Seriously? read more..

09 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1605

One-liner #1290

"Oh, the majesty of French Justice, which forbids rich and poor, alike, to sleep on park benches!" - Anatole France read more..

08 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1467

Quote #1731

"Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has." - Billy Graham read more..

07 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

679

Cybersalt News - June 7, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a fresh one at that! Grandma Cybersalt and I have returned from our travels. We were in Ontario to visit with family and to attend the Associated Gospel Churches Natio... read more..

06 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1436

One-liner #1289

"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." - Edward Abbey read more..

06 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2896

Who's There

Three people were trying to get into heaven. Peter asked the first, "Who's there?" "It's me, Albert Jones," the voice replied. St. Peter let him in. Then St. Peter asked the second one the se... read more..

06 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1268

Bruined

Did you hear about the bruin that was seen riding a horse and using a long stick to hit a little white ball? It was a very rare sighting of a polo bear.... read more..

06 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1722

Quote #1730

"When he called his society together, Jesus gave its members a new way of life to live. He gave them a new way to deal with offenders - by forgiving them; He gave them a new way to deal wi read more..

06 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3810

Enjoying Work

My husband and I had gone to a restaurant with friends. When the hostess led us to a circular booth, we noticed the vinyl seat was covered with crumbs and asked if it could be cleaned off. The young ... read more..

Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline

06 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4007

Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline

You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change. Before you take off, the flight attendant tells you to fasten your Velcro. The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas... read more..