July 2018 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

18 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2396

Empty Nests

At the company water cooler, I bragged about my children's world travels: one son was teaching in Bolivia, another was working in southern Italy, and my daughter was completing a year-long research pr... read more..

18 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3443

More On Candidates

A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of a political election. "More on candidates at 10 P.M.," he said. My ten-year-old granddaughter Ashley looked at me in disbeli... read more..

16 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1527

One-liner #1301

My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't even listening were you?" I thought ... "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation."... read more..

16 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

3199

Quote #1742

"Imagine if trees gave free wifi. We'd all be planting like crazy. It's a pity they only give us the oxygen we breathe." - Priyanka Garnayak read more..

15 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

707

Cybersalt News - July 15, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! I'm excited to tell you that I have trillions of secrets - actually secret trillions - to tell you but I'm not quite ready yet. Stay tuned! A friend of mine sent me a very... read more..

14 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1164

I Fell for It… Again

An old saying more or less defines my life, “What we learn from history is that we don’t learn from history.” When I was younger, I assumed that the older I got, the smarter I would become. I have no... read more..

14 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4985

Deer Prayer

The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. The following week, our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, "I don'... read more..

12 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1635

Anti-vexxers

Baby Vaccination Jokes: pretty innocuous.... read more..

12 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1487

One-liner #1300

Be nice to your hairstylist because what's stopping them from plucking one of your hairs and putting it at a crime scene? Nothing.... read more..

12 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

2382

Quote #1741

"Discussions are always better than arguments because an argument is to find out who is right, and a discussion is to find what is right." - Unknown read more..

12 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

646

Cybersalt News - July 12, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I recently picked up a new-to-me camera for a big project I am working on for a client next week. In playing around with it, to learn its settings, this is one of the pictu... read more..

11 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4194

Police Report

Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinki... read more..

11 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2146

Sleeping on the Job

One of our co-workers went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest.... read more..

11 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3552

CD Entrance

At our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would like to enter the service to. One family asked to enter to "Love Me Tender." Well, the day of the funeral... read more..

09 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1489

Informal Sweets

Penguin PEZ: Let's dispense with the formalities.... read more..

09 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1292

One-liner #1299

One day, Canada will take over the world; then you'll all be sorry.... read more..

09 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1851

Quote #1740

"Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God." - Corrie ten Boom read more..

08 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

697

Cybersalt News - July 8, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! In a world where many people want more birthdays, Rev. James Snyder has celebrated enough. For more about why, you can read “Enough Is Enough and I've Had Enough” at:w... read more..

07 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1396

Enough Is Enough and I've Had Enough

I have had enough of some things. There are, however, some things I can never have enough. Apple fritters and coffee are things I can never have enough of. I would never use the word “enough” with the... read more..

07 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1980

Life Experience

A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant asked, "What grade, miss?" "El... read more..

07 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3493

Miracle Return

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes... read more..

06 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1328

Successful Service

Not-Evangelism: When a waiter asks you how you want your steak cooked, never say, "Well done, good & faithful servant."... read more..

05 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1335

One-liner #1298

Been on a diet for two weeks and all I lost is 14 days.... read more..

05 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1548

Quote #1739

"If we do not humbly accept the Word of God planted in us, which can save us...we will be hardened by it." - Alistair Begg read more..

05 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

712

Cybersalt News - July 5, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to subscriber Glenda W. (a self-described American Cybersaltine!) for sending in today's chicken picture - a picture of her granddaughter with her chicken she named ... read more..

04 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1368

Spread the News

Real butter fans: Too long they have been margarinalized.... read more..

04 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

10126

Baptist Dog

A strong Baptist family decided to buy a home and make everything in the house Baptist. They were going to make it look and feel Baptist through and through. So when they were finished they went to a ... read more..

04 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1414

Appearances #3

On Houston Street, a young priest saw a large sign over a hardware store: PINCUS AND O'TOOLE, and went in, to be greeted by man with a beard and yarmulke. The priest smiled, "I just wanted to come in... read more..

04 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4161

Second Opinion

A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very worried and all strung out. She rattled off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair a... read more..

02 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1387

One-liner #1297

When I told my parents over the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said, "Have you tried euthanasia?" and in the background, my mom yelled, "For the last time, it's echinacea!"... read more..