August 2018 - Monthly Archive

31 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2275

Procrastinator's Creed

You may wish to delay reading this until you have more free time. 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more w... read more..

31 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1252

Self Medic

Near the end of my operation, I suddenly woke up and demanded the right to close my incision. Reluctantly, the surgeon handed me the needle and said, "Suture self."... read more..

31 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7208

Yale Educated

(Wondering what a goober is? You can see one here.) The bank manager noticed the new clerk was a goober at counting money and adding up figures. "Where did you get your financial education?" he aske read more..

30 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1198

One-liner #1314

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!... read more..

30 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1568

Quote #1755

"Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel, and misinterpret what other people mean." - Unknown read more..

30 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

696

Cybersalt News - August 30, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are still billions waiting to make you no richer on earth. In return for a donation that will go to help persecuted Christians around the world, you'll be sent an act... read more..

29 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3133

Not in the Book

A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it. After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrow... read more..

29 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3430

What Doctors are Thinking

What doctors say, and what they're really thinking: "This should be taken care of right away."I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month, but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before ... read more..

29 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1091

House Secrets

A few years ago we were desperately trying to sell our house, which was situated on a busy thoroughfare. Our real estate agent decided to have an open-house nearly every day to promote the sale. We in... read more..

27 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1342

One-liner #1313

He doesn't have much of a reputation, or so I've heard.... read more..

27 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1304

Foggy

The meaning of opaque is unclear.... read more..

27 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1167

Quote #1754

"Worry does not take away tomorrow's troubles; it takes away today's peace." - Unknown read more..

26 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

720

Cybersalt News - August 26, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! So far, the Be a Billionaire fund raiser has helped 2 persecuted families with rent, food, and some other key expenses in August. Oh yeah, it has also made 15 new "bil... read more..

Laughter in Any Other Language Is Just Not Funny

25 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1289

Laughter in Any Other Language Is Just Not Funny

When I was in high school, I played on the volleyball team. During one practice session, I forgot to bring my sneakers. Not thinking much of it, I just played anyway. During the practice, I stepped f... read more..

25 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2886

A Visit From the Pastor

A member of a certain church, who previously had been attending services regularly, suddenly stopped coming to church. After a few weeks, the Pastor went to visit. The Pastor found the man at home alo... read more..

25 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1690

Shocking

I had a dream last night that I knighted an electric fish... It was Sir Eel.... read more..

25 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3666

Mummy Shock

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a sarcophagus containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. "I've ju... read more..

23 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1401

One-liner #1312

Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.... read more..

23 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1756

Quote #1753

"If you think you've blown God's plan for your life, rest in this: You, my beautiful friend, are not that powerful." - Lisa Bever read more..

23 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

718

Cybersalt News - August 23, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I often try to share a chicken picture here on Chicken Thursday, but today I'm sharing a picture of a younger Grandma Cybersalt and the turkey she married 32 years ago toda... read more..

22 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2932

Six Days In Jail

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" she replied, "A can of peaches." The judge asked her why she had stolen them and... read more..

22 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3039

Wings Away

A mother traveled 2,000 miles to be with her only son on the day he was to receive his Air Force wings and also get married. "It was wonderful," she said later. "It isn't every day that a mother watc... read more..

22 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1891

Lack of Empathy

A tourist on his way to Tuscaloosa came to a fork in the road and stopped. There was no sign indicating which route went where. Spotting a boy by the road, he yelled out, "Hey, kid, does it matter wh... read more..

22 Aug

Clean Jokes

3869

Holding A Job

A young man was a very slow worker and subsequently found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the employment office, he was offered work at the local zoo. When he arrived for his first... read more..

20 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1421

One-liner #1311

Quantum mechanics: the dreams stuff is made of.... read more..

20 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1935

Quote #1752

"Resolve to be tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant with the weak and wrong. Sometime in your life, yo will have been all of these." - Lloy read more..

19 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1291

Dots Rerun

"I'll have to telegraph him again," Tom said remorsefully. read more..

19 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

247

Cybersalt News - August 19, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! If Rev. James Snyder had a dog, it's name wouldn't be "Lucky." That just the way it is with James and luck, but he's very OK with that. You can read, "If It Wasn’t for Bad ... read more..

18 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1559

If It Wasn’t for Bad Luck

I am not the kind of person that dabbles in luck. [Knock on wood.] When something looks like a good gamble to me, I run from it as fast as I can. If it looks too good to be true, believe me, it probab... read more..

18 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2491

Life Change

Little Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while, he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and then said a prayer. "Fine," said the pleased mother... read more..