August 2018 - Monthly Archive

18 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

13827

Reap What You Sow

Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawnmower, a few gardening tools and a bicycle. A curious neig... read more..

16 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1225

Quote #1751

"For what is idolatry if not this: to worship the gifts in place of the Giver Himself?" - John Calvin read more..

16 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1296

Coal Keeper

"I must make the fire hotter!" Tom bellowed. read more..

16 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1290

One-liner #1310

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.... read more..

16 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

671

Cybersalt News - August 16, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I hope something wonderful hatches for you today. Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

15 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1292

Don't Look Back

"My steering wheel won't turn," Tom said straightforwardly. read more..

15 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2886

Golfing Help

"How was your game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went," he answered. "But you're 75 years old, Jack read more..

15 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3897

Deputy Goober

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Go... read more..

15 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2105

Secrets

Being a teenager and getting a tattoo seem to go hand in hand. I wasn't surprised when a friend of my daughter showed me a Japanese symbol on her hip. "Please don't tell my parents," she begged. "I ... read more..

13 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1684

Quote #1750

"Holding a grudge against someone means you think you know what they deserve and you take it upon yourself to give it to them." - Tim Keller read more..

13 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1401

One-liner #1309

Always try to be modest ... and be proud of it!... read more..

12 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

733

Cybersalt News - August 12, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! If Rev. James Snyder had a dog, it's name wouldn't be "Lucky." That just the way it is with James and luck, but he's very OK with that. You can read, "If It Wasn’t for Bad ... read more..

11 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1305

Hallelujah, It IS a Scam

I know I am not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, or the brightest bulb on the porch, and a few bricks shy of a load. However, my philosophy is simple, if you know what you are not, then you can soon... read more..

11 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1412

Anger by the Numbers

I can't remember how to write 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals. I am LIVID!... read more..

11 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1253

Quote #1749

"Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much." - Blaise Pascal read more..

11 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3571

Martha's Way vs. My Way #2

Martha's way: If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix me up" My way: If you over salt a dish whil... read more..

11 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2221

Who Is This?

In chemistry, He turned water into wine.In biology, He was born without the normal conception.In physics, He disapproved the law of gravity when He ascended into heaven.In economics, He disapproved th... read more..

09 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1563

One-liner #1308

Ever consider what dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -... read more..

09 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

700

Cybersalt News - August 9, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

08 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3574

Produce Profit

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Two goobers who wanted to invest $100 they won in the lotte... read more..

08 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

2989

Quote #1748

"Blowing out someone else's candle does not make yours shine any brighter." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..

08 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1220

Synonym Challenge

Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.... read more..

08 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1293

One-liner #1307

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you have diarrhea.... read more..

08 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2300

Selfless Dedication

In a small town in America, there was a Doctor Brackett. He was known as the poor man's friend because he spent hours at the bedside of unfortunates and never ever took a fee from them. He lived in tw... read more..

Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment

08 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3454

Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment

- I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try! - We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is I'm sick of you. - It's not that you aren't a responsible worke read more..

05 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

719

Cybersalt News - August 5, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! It's the British Columbia Day long weekend here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. This week, Rev. James Snyder reflects upon and muses about what he can and can't do anymor... read more..

04 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1175

I Never Thought I Could

As a person gets older things change. By things, I am referring to my body. When I was young, I never gave a thought to what it would be like when I got old. I was too busy enjoying my being young. W... read more..

04 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

1782

Quote #1747

"When you go through a trial, the sovereignty of God is the pillow upon which you lay your head." - C.H. Spurgeon read more..

04 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1602

"E" Equals

Einstein developed a theory about space; and it was about time too.... read more..

04 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1936

From the Mouths of Children

"The only accidents are the ones you make in your pants." Ari K, age 7 "Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals." Donna Maria G, age 9 "Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and t read more..