September 2018 - Monthly Archive

Where’s Sherlock Holmes When You Need Him?

15 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1205

Where’s Sherlock Holmes When You Need Him?

I, like so many people, love a good mystery. I have read all of the Sherlock Holmes stories, the Father Brown stories and other good mystery novels. I just like trying to solve a good mystery. A good... read more..

15 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1398

Musical Diagnosis

A psychologist is meeting with a new patient that just happens to be a musical instrument. Says the patient, "I'm a guitar! I'm a guitar!" Says the psychologist kindly, "You're a lyre."... read more..

15 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1253

Curiosity Begins

A teacher was finishing up a lesson on the joys of discovery and the importance of curiosity. "Where would we be today," she asked, "if no one had ever been curious?" One child quietly spoke up from... read more..

15 Sep

Clean Jokes

12517

Welcome Home

A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter's plane. She had just come back from a faraway land trying to find adventure. As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly beh... read more..

13 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1484

Quote #1759

"I will stay in jail to the end of my days before I make a butchery of my conscience." - John Bunyan (imprisoned for preaching) read more..

13 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1187

One-liner #1318

Anyone who reads this is illiterate!... read more..

12 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4048

Things Not to Say to Your Pregnant Wife

*Things Not To Say to Your Pregnant Wife* 17. "I finished the Oreos" 16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds." 15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd read more..

12 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2006

Graciousness

One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a.m. at Jeff's house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, "Is this 555-1111?" "No, this is 555-1112," Jeff replied. "Oh, I'm so sorry for disturbing you... read more..

12 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3801

Check Up

A man goes to a doctor for a physical checkup. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "One-seventy," he says. The nurse puts him on the scale. It turns out t... read more..

10 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1911

Quote #1758

"Lord, the sea is so wide and my boat is so small. Be with me. Amen" - Breton fisherman read more..

10 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1410

Adder-up

What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long? A π-thon.... read more..

10 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1045

One-liner #1317

I am certain of it, but I may be wrong.... read more..

09 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

675

Cybersalt News - September 9, 2018

Sunday greetings! Rev. James Snyder's wife wishes he was faster to do things, but going slow is just fine for him. You can read, "Slow Is Just the Way I Go" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/slow-is-j... read more..

08 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1514

Slow Is Just the Way I Go

One of the main complaints in the Parsonage has to do with my procrastination. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage often refers to me as, Sir Procrastinator, as if it was a bad thing. Anything tha... read more..

07 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1289

Quote #1757

"Most good things have been said far too many times and just need to be lived." - Shane Claiborne read more..

07 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2035

Wisdom, Sage Advice

*Grandpa's Pearls of Wisdom* - Whether a man winds up with the nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. - Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earni read more..

07 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4172

First Words

The eight-year old boy had never spoken a word-ever. One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said, "Soup's cold." His astonished mother exclaimed, "Son, I've waited so ... read more..

07 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1243

Crystal Box

Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.... read more..

07 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1139

Oneliner #1316

He's a unique type.... read more..

06 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3021

How to Give Bad News

Phil goes to Europe and leaves his favorite dog with his brother James. While in Europe, Phil calls James to check on his dog and asks, "So James, how's my favorite dog doing?" James very terse... read more..

06 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

713

Cybersalt News - September 6, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

05 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1348

Quote #1756

"I didn't go to religion to make me 'happy.' I always knew a bottle of Port would do that. If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity." - C read more..

05 Sep

Clean Jokes

Susan Davis

1830

A Better Keyboard

What do we want? A keyboard for fat fingers! When do we want it? BOW!... read more..

05 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2058

Life is a Theater

Life is a Theater...Invite Your Audience Carefully Not everyone is healthy enough to have a front row seat in our lives. There are some people in your life that need to be loved from a DISTANCE. It'... read more..

03 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1343

One-liner #1315

Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning - or possibly just a very hairy guy; either way, the silver bullets worked.... read more..

03 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1264

Conversing Conifer

A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, "Wait! I'm a talking tree!" The lumberjack grinned and said, "And you will di... read more..

02 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

642

Cybersalt News - September 2, 2018

Suddenly September, Sunday greetings! Rev. James Snyder and his wife disagree about vegetables, but they are staying together just the same. "How to Live with a Veggie-Holic" at:www.cybersalt.org/god... read more..

01 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1252

How to Live with a Veggie-Holic

In our house, not many conflicts expose themselves. For the most part, it is a very quiet and serene home occupied by two lovebirds. I am not saying we are perfect. For we are not. The imperfect side... read more..