December 2018 - Monthly Archive

17 Dec

Illustrations

Susan Davis

1568

Christmas To-Do List

1. Buy Presents Be Present 2. Wrap Gifts Someone in a Hug 3. Send Gifts Peace 4. Shop for Food - Donate Food 5. Make Cookies Love 6. See the lights Be the light read more..

17 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1207

Nog So Sure

Not sure if you like eggnog or not? Eggnogstic!... read more..

16 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

646

Cybersalt News - December 16, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! A strong windstorm at Cybersalt World Headquarters has knocked the power out for me and a few thousand of my closest neighbours. Grandma Cybersalt already had the material ... read more..

15 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2440

Meaning of Christmas

A few years ago, several churches in my town decided to celebrate the birth of Christ by putting on an interactive reenactment of Joseph and Mary's Journey to Bethlehem in one of our local parks. Wit... read more..

15 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

4250

The Four Stages of Man

The 4 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus. He looks like Santa Claus.... read more..

14 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1380

Christmas Rental

For lease Navidad!... read more..

13 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

1231

Quote #1781

"In a daring and beautiful creative reversal, God takes the worst we can do to Him and turns it into the very best he can do for us." - Malcolm Guite read more..

13 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1209

One-liner #1339

The answer is maybe, and that's final!... read more..

13 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

588

Cybersalt News - December 13, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Two of the Body of Christ Connection refugee families, whom you have been helping Cybersalt help, have churches who are moving forward with sponsoring them to come to Canad... read more..

12 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2483

At Christmas

A man is at his finesttowards the finish of the year;He is almost what he should bewhen the Christmas season is here;Then he's thinking more of othersthan he's thought the months before,And the laught... read more..

12 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4864

Talking Duck

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer and a sandwich. The bartender looks at him and says, "But you're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you talk!" exclaims the bar... read more..

12 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

3845

Sweat Her Choice

My mother once gave me two sweaters for Christmas. The next time we visited, I made sure to wear one. As we entered her home, instead of the expected smile, she said, "What's the matter? You didn't ... read more..

10 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1097

One-liner #1338

Please - I can only ignore one thing at a time.... read more..

10 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1532

Candy Cap

Gingerbread man limps into the doctor's office with a sore knee. The doctor looks at it and says, "Sore knee, huh. Have you tried icing it?"... read more..

09 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

669

Cybersalt News - December 9, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! "Hey buddy, can you spare a sermon?" Why, yes I can! I have created an archive of my sermons on a "work in progress" website. I guess that website is a lot like most of us.... read more..

08 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

2341

Quote #1780

"Look around and be distressed, look within and be depressed, look at Jesus and be at rest. When we look at Him we are victorious." - Corrie Ten Boom read more..

08 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1257

Be Sure Your Grin Will Find You Out

Christmas is a wonderful time of the year and I appreciate it so very much. I recognize I’m difficult to purchase presents for because I have my books, my pens, what else do I really need? Once in a ... read more..

08 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2256

Sunday School Christmas

A little boy returned from Sunday school with a new perspective on the Christmas story. He had learned all about the Wise Men from the East who brought gifts to the Baby Jesus. He was so excited he co... read more..

08 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

4064

Something For Mom

The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap. Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at hi... read more..

06 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1136

Snowmen Should Be Seen

Snowmen are everywhere in the wintertime, but why is it that you never see snow toddlers? Because they're always having meltdowns.... read more..

06 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1052

One-liner #1337

Just because I have nothing to say is no reason why you shouldn't listen.... read more..

06 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

2190

Quote #1779

"Worrying is carrying tomorrow's load with today's strength - carrying two days at once. It is moving into tomorrow ahead of time. Worrying does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow; it empties today of read more..

06 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

693

Cybersalt News - December 6, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Every now and then I ask if anyone out there is building websites with Joomla!If you are, have you entered this month's giveaway?www.basicjoomla.com/giveaways/ Enjoy the r... read more..

05 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2547

Christmas Love

The students were led into the room. Each class, accompanied by their teacher. Then, each group, one by one, rose to perform their song. Those in the front row - center stage - held up large letters, ... read more..

05 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3351

Bad Excuse

(Remember, it's the PearlyGates list!) Harry came into the office an hour late for the third time in a week. "What's the story this time, Harry?" his boss asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good exc read more..

05 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1151

Nor Motorcycles

If snowmen can't ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride? Icicles! read more..

05 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

10337

Ode To Finals Week

Twas the night before finals, and all through the college,The students were praying for last minute knowledge.Most were quite sleepy, but none touched their beds,While visions of essays danced in thei... read more..

03 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1057

One-liner #1336

I am a firm believer in optimism; because if you don't have optimism, what else is there?... read more..

03 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

1951

Quote #1778

"Faith is not primarily a function of how you feel. Faith is living out, trusting, and believing what truth is despite what you feel." - Timothy Keller read more..

02 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

674

Cybersalt News - December 2, 2018

Sunday greetings and happy December everyone! Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you buy "I love Old Time Radio." My two favorite shows, currently on I Love Old Time Radio, are "You Bet Your Life... read more..