2018 - Monthly Archive - Results from #120

04 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

583

Cybersalt News - November 4, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Thank you all who have helped the Body of Christ Connection recently. It allowed us to support one of the three families we try to support each month.https://www.cybersalt.... read more..

03 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1166

Why Did I Ever Grow Up?

At times, I have to do some errands for the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. It’s not that I like to do these errands, but I have learned this is one secret to getting along with her. The errand s... read more..

03 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1326

Miked Honesty

It was a full auditorium. Halfway through the author's talk, she began to feel sick. In a calm voice, she announced that she had left a few pages of her speech offstage, in her bag. She walked off sl... read more..

03 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3541

Bat Delivery

As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season. When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that ... read more..

03 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1421

Beautiful Shopper

The cashiers around here are always checking me out!... read more..

01 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

651

Cybersalt News - November 1, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! You can still help a refugee and become a billionaire - and no, I am not preaching the blasphemous prosperity gospel! https://www.cybersalt.org/inspiration/be-a-billionair... read more..

31 Oct

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1383

Sad Recycling

Crushing pop cans is soda pressing.... read more..

31 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3246

Smoke Support

(This joke applies to a time long ago, but just go with it. Some things never change!) After experiencing difficulties with his computer, a poor, in-cognizant user called the system maker's technical read more..

31 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1242

Endurance Honesty

Ernest Shackleton's recruiting advertisement for his 1912 Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition: "Men wanted for hazardous journey. Small wages, bitter cold, long months of complete darkness, constant ... read more..

31 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3905

Auction Parrot

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and hig... read more..

28 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4103

When Aging Reality Sets In

1. Eventually, you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. 2. Don't let anyone tell you that you're getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker. 3. The read more..

28 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

647

Cybersalt News - October 28, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! It looks like email delivery is returning to normal so hopefully you get this on Sunday (Left Coast of Canada time!) More than ever, the families that Cybersalt supports t... read more..

27 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1178

New Dish

I just invented a new dish. I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it "Letter Rip!"... read more..

27 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1855

Communication Sign

I have worked for many years with the hearing impaired and on a visit to the library, I happened to notice a man and a woman, both deaf, signing with intense gestures, apparently in a heated debate. ... read more..

27 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1476

I’m Dreaming of a Commercial Free World

It was one of those really busy weeks where there was hardly enough time to breathe. For myself, I was glad the week was over and I could relax for the evening. “What do you want for supper?” The Gra... read more..

25 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

657

Cybersalt News - October 25, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Your mailing from Sunday may have arrived very late and this mailing may take a while to get to some of you too. The recent two week break from sending out mailings changed... read more..

25 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

1728

Quote #1771

"I hate when people refer to faith in Jesus as a crutch. Nope! A crutch is for a limp. I was dead and needed a resurrection." - Louie Giglio read more..

25 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3152

Pork Trial

There was a rabbi in a small town and he was really curious about why so many people ate pork. He really wanted to try some, but there was nowhere in town he could go and not be seen. One weekend, he ... read more..

24 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1241

Is it a fragrance or a stench?

This past week I had to go to the mall. I know, I should know better, but I thought I could sneak in, get what I needed and sneak out again. So much for my thoughts. I wanted to purchase several tie ... read more..

24 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1785

Siblings

My seven-year-old son, Nick, received a snap-together electronic kit for his birthday. He learned that if you put a resistor in line with the speaker, it lowers the volume from the speaker. During th... read more..

22 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1519

One-liner #1329

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing!... read more..

22 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

1937

Quote #1770

"We need to care less about whether our children are academically gifted & more about whether they sit with the lonely kid in the cafeteria." - unknown read more..

21 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1228

Honesty of a Child

"Peter!" his mother scolded, "There were two cookies in the pantry this morning but now there's only one! Do you have an explanation?" Peter replied, "It must have been too dark and I didn't see the read more..

21 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4004

Number Eighteen

A first-time prisoner is placed in his cell with a cellmate. Before long it is time for "lights out" and the cell-block becomes dark nearly silent. Eventually, a voice from across the cell-block crie... read more..

21 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

618

Cybersalt News - October 21, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! My apologies that there have been no Mailings for the past two weeks. Earlier this month we lost a family friend and we took some time and made some space apart from some o... read more..

18 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1232

One-liner #1328

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFERS from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?... read more..

18 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

2504

Quote #1769

"A writer who says that there are no truths, or that all truth is 'merely relative,' is asking you not to believe him. So don't." - Roger Scruton, Modern Philosophy: An Introduction and Survey read more..