2018 - Monthly Archive - Results from #150

11 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

1720

Quote #1767

"Do not have your concert first, and then tune your instrument afterwards. Begin the day with the Word of God and prayer, and get first of all into harmony with Him." - Hudson Taylor read more..

08 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1398

One-liner #1325

PLOT TWIST: Maybe eating a doughnut wasn't cheating on my diet; maybe going on a diet was cheating on my doughnuts.... read more..

08 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

1699

Quote #1766

"God doesn't love a future version of you. He loves you!" - Matt Chandler read more..

07 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3432

If the good Lord ever intended me to travel as much as I have been traveling, I'm sure He would have given me wings. I like the idea of traveling; it is the actual traveling that gets me. The only goo... read more..

05 Oct

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1901

Bakery Ban

Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns. I replied, "You mean just like the ones grammar use to make?" Now I'm blocked.... read more..

04 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

3262

Quote #1765

"Listening is the highest form of hospitality ... not to change people but offering them space where change can take place." - Henri Nouwen read more..

04 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1358

One-liner #1324

How to parallel park: Park somewhere else.... read more..

04 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

659

Cybersalt News - October 03, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you follow my YouTube channel where I teach how to use and maintain a website built in Joomla (https://www.youtube.com/user/basicjoomla) you will recognize the name of a... read more..

03 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

1437

Quote #1764

"A man may study because his brain is hungry for knowledge, even Bible knowledge. But he prays because his soul is hungry for GOD." - Leonard Ravenhill read more..

03 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3794

Mrs. Johnson

A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined. After the trial he asked the judge, "This means that I cannot call... read more..

03 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1357

Honest Teenager

A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges. One Friday night she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came... read more..

03 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3779

Goober Loot

If you are wondering what a goober is, you can see one here. Two goobers, Bob and Joe, decided to rob a bank and all they get away with are two sacks, so they keep one each. After a while, they meet... read more..

01 Oct

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1283

Whiskered Thrower

If a bearded man makes vases is he a hairy potter?... read more..

01 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1676

One-liner #1323

The human brain is amazing; it functions 24/7 from the day we're born and only stops when you're taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.... read more..

30 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

694

Cybersalt News - September 30, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! I've been so busy hanging wallpaper with my one arm that I totally forgot that this past Friday, September 28th, was the 20th Anniversary of Cybersalt! Some day I hope to ... read more..

29 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1605

If This Is Autumn, What Was Summer?

I must confess that in the Parsonage there are times of confusion. It has nothing to do with age; it has everything to do with the human brain that is undernourished. The Gracious Mistress of the Par... read more..

29 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2444

Honesty

Serving as a Marine recruiter in western North Carolina, I found a young man who met all the requirements and was ready to enlist. I explained the importance of being truthful in the application, and ... read more..

29 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3342

Rifle Tech Support

It was decided at Microsoft, during a brilliant brainstorming session, that military service would improve the skills and discipline of their finest technician. So off to boot camp he went. At the ri... read more..

28 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1288

Digital Praise

Big shout out to my fingers! I can always count on them.... read more..

27 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1602

Quote #1763

"Arguing about God's existence, I hold, is like arguing about air. You may affirm that air exists, and I that it does not. But as we debate the point, we are both breathing air all the time." - Cor read more..

27 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1241

One-liner #1322

Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is called John.... read more..

27 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

674

Cybersalt News - September 27, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to subscriber M. Robertson who shared a chicken picture with me this week. I've added it to the Funny Pictures area of the Cybersalt site at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-... read more..

26 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

2531

Chicken Valley

We might not get to eat this one! ... read more..

26 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1366

Font Off

Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here!"... read more..

26 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4103

Broken Lawnmower

When the power mower broke and wouldn't run, I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the 'message' never sank in. Finally, I thought of a clever way to make my point. ... read more..

26 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2306

Foolishness

The two teenagers were arrested for disorderly conduct. The police sergeant told them they were entitled to a phone call. Sometime later a man entered the station and asked for them by name. The serg... read more..

26 Sep

Clean Jokes

3630

Car Ads

If the car ad claims these items, it really means: - rough condition = too bad to lie about - parts car = beyond repair - immaculate = recently washed - engine quiet = if you use 90-weight oi... read more..

24 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1577

Quote #1762

"Every generation of Christians has to learn that whining is an affront against God's sovereignty and goodness." - D. A. Carson read more..

24 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1244

One-liner #1321

I didn't hear that!... read more..

Financial Tip Of The Week: Pay Attention

23 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1241

Financial Tip Of The Week: Pay Attention

Enjoying a casual evening at home, reclining in my favorite easy chair reading, while the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage was chatting on the telephone. I seldom pay attention to phone conversation... read more..