2018 - Monthly Archive - Results from #180

23 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

656

Cybersalt News - September 23, 2018

Sunday greetings! I can neither confirm nor deny that I play Pokemon Go, but if I did I imagine that I might have more gifts to send than I have friends to send them too in that game. Also, and this ... read more..

22 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1251

Starch Mobile

My sister didn't believe that I could build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.... read more..

22 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1300

Foolish Rage

On the Upper West Side lived a man who was a very militant atheist but he sent his son to Trinity School because, despite its Christian roots, it was a great school. After a month, the boy comes home ... read more..

22 Sep

Clean Jokes

3829

Women Drivers

(Don't judge a joke by its title.) Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next read more..

20 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1450

Quote #1761

"Parenting was much easier when I was raising my non-existent kids hypothetically." - Unknown read more..

20 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1237

Curiosity Bang

There was once a small boy who banged a drum all day and loved every moment of it. He would not be quiet, no matter what anyone else said or did. Various attempts were made to do something about the c... read more..

20 Sep

Clean Jokes

3874

F1 - Help

My friend was on duty in the main computer lab on a quiet afternoon when he noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest, staring at the scr... read more..

20 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1227

One-liner #1320

She ran the gamut of emotions - from A to B.... read more..

20 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4358

Ugliest Man in the World

One day, Hercules, Snow White and the Quazzimodo (Hunchback of Notre Dame) were standing around talking. Hercules spoke up and said, "I bet I am the strongest man in the world." Snow White then ... read more..

20 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1711

Drape Alternative

So grateful somebody invented window blinds or it would be curtains for all of us!... read more..

20 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

716

Cybersalt News - September 20, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

17 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1523

Quote #1760

"Spin cheerfully, not tearfully; He knows the way you plod. Spin carefully, spin prayerfully; but leave the thread to God." - Unknown read more..

17 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1321

One-liner #1319

The solution makes the problem more difficult.... read more..

16 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

707

Cybersalt News - September 16, 2018

Sunday greetings! Rev. James Snyder enjoys solving mysteries, but some of them he simply rejoices in. You can read, "Where’s Sherlock Holmes When You Need Him?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/where... read more..

Where’s Sherlock Holmes When You Need Him?

15 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1215

Where’s Sherlock Holmes When You Need Him?

I, like so many people, love a good mystery. I have read all of the Sherlock Holmes stories, the Father Brown stories and other good mystery novels. I just like trying to solve a good mystery. A good... read more..

15 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1410

Musical Diagnosis

A psychologist is meeting with a new patient that just happens to be a musical instrument. Says the patient, "I'm a guitar! I'm a guitar!" Says the psychologist kindly, "You're a lyre."... read more..

15 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1264

Curiosity Begins

A teacher was finishing up a lesson on the joys of discovery and the importance of curiosity. "Where would we be today," she asked, "if no one had ever been curious?" One child quietly spoke up from... read more..

15 Sep

Clean Jokes

12532

Welcome Home

A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter's plane. She had just come back from a faraway land trying to find adventure. As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly beh... read more..

13 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1498

Quote #1759

"I will stay in jail to the end of my days before I make a butchery of my conscience." - John Bunyan (imprisoned for preaching) read more..

13 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1195

One-liner #1318

Anyone who reads this is illiterate!... read more..

12 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4061

Things Not to Say to Your Pregnant Wife

*Things Not To Say to Your Pregnant Wife* 17. "I finished the Oreos" 16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds." 15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd read more..

12 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2016

Graciousness

One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a.m. at Jeff's house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, "Is this 555-1111?" "No, this is 555-1112," Jeff replied. "Oh, I'm so sorry for disturbing you... read more..

12 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3815

Check Up

A man goes to a doctor for a physical checkup. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "One-seventy," he says. The nurse puts him on the scale. It turns out t... read more..

10 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1926

Quote #1758

"Lord, the sea is so wide and my boat is so small. Be with me. Amen" - Breton fisherman read more..

10 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1422

Adder-up

What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long? A π-thon.... read more..

10 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1056

One-liner #1317

I am certain of it, but I may be wrong.... read more..

09 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

684

Cybersalt News - September 9, 2018

Sunday greetings! Rev. James Snyder's wife wishes he was faster to do things, but going slow is just fine for him. You can read, "Slow Is Just the Way I Go" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/slow-is-j... read more..

08 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1525

Slow Is Just the Way I Go

One of the main complaints in the Parsonage has to do with my procrastination. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage often refers to me as, Sir Procrastinator, as if it was a bad thing. Anything tha... read more..

07 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1301

Quote #1757

"Most good things have been said far too many times and just need to be lived." - Shane Claiborne read more..

07 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2046

Wisdom, Sage Advice

*Grandpa's Pearls of Wisdom* - Whether a man winds up with the nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. - Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earni read more..