2018 - Monthly Archive - Results from #300

25 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4429

Church Feud

Church Feud (My apologies to those whose church is like this) Church feuds are not uncommon, especially among cliques in the congregation. But when the pastor and choir director get into it, sta... read more..

25 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1379

All Choked Up

The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There'll be no coffin at his funeral.... read more..

25 Jul

Be A Bill

Pastor Tim

484

One Billion Dollar Bill

Donate US$19.99 and receive a 1 Billion Dollar Bill from the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it all works!... read more..

25 Jul

Be A Bill

Pastor Tim

516

Ten Billion Dollar Bill

Donate US$19.99 and receive a 10 Billion Dollar Bill from the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it all works!... read more..

25 Jul

Be A Bill

Pastor Tim

469

Twenty Billion Dollar Bill

Donate US$29.99 and receive a 20 Billion Dollar Bill from the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it all works!... read more..

25 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2068

Eye Glass Confessions

As the three ladies picked up a menu, each put on a pair of glasses. "I really only need mine for close reading," explained the first. Remarked the second, "I only use mine when the light is bad." ... read more..

25 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3186

Calls to Information Assistance

Just a few decades ago, before the days of Google and online information, people would call an operator to get a phone number they needed. Often these phone calls resulted in funny conversations ... read more..

23 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1660

One-liner #1303

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.... read more..

23 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1809

Quote #1744

"Comparison is the thief of joy." - Theodore Roosevelt read more..

22 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

784

Cybersalt News - July 22, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! The tally of secrets is in and it totals 52.190 trillion. I'll revel them all in this Wednesday's mailing! While preparing today's mailing I was listening to a video so in... read more..

21 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1415

OS1

Adam & Eve: the first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions.... read more..

21 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2106

Marriage Tension

A friend of mine was having a bit of marital-tension in his household and was trying to figure out just what to do about it. In the course of our conversation, I happened to mention to him that: "You... read more..

21 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3656

Two Teas

1st customer: I'll have tea. 2nd customer: Me, too. And be sure the cup is clean! (The waiter exits, and then returns after a while.) Waiter: Two teas. Which one asked for the clean cup? read more..

21 Jul

Videos

Pastor Tim

2662

Nick Vujicic at Telford State Prison

Listen to and watch Nick Vujicic - a man who should have no hope - share his hope with prisoners at Telford State Prison. ... read more..

21 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1292

Apple Fritter: The Fruit of My Choice

Our country, so it seems, runs on choice. The more choices we have, the better we like it. Most people in America pride themselves on the ability to make their own choices. “Freedom of Choice,” is t... read more..

19 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1379

One-liner #1302

I told my parents they're famous now. I asked my dad who should play him in the movie and his answer did not disappoint: "Clint Eastward."... read more..

19 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

2882

Quote #1743

"God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pain." - C. S. Lewis read more..

19 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

787

Cybersalt News - July 19, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! This week I have some interesting work I am doing for a client. It involves some videoing of world renown fire investigator, Dr. John DeHaan (click to enlarge the picture).... read more..

18 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4049

Car Mail

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober

A goober is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." "Don't you have a phone in your car?" "That was a littl... read more..

18 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1283

Bibliostrep

I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had.... read more..

18 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2392

Empty Nests

At the company water cooler, I bragged about my children's world travels: one son was teaching in Bolivia, another was working in southern Italy, and my daughter was completing a year-long research pr... read more..

18 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3441

More On Candidates

A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of a political election. "More on candidates at 10 P.M.," he said. My ten-year-old granddaughter Ashley looked at me in disbeli... read more..

16 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1526

One-liner #1301

My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't even listening were you?" I thought ... "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation."... read more..

16 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

3196

Quote #1742

"Imagine if trees gave free wifi. We'd all be planting like crazy. It's a pity they only give us the oxygen we breathe." - Priyanka Garnayak read more..

15 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

707

Cybersalt News - July 15, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! I'm excited to tell you that I have trillions of secrets - actually secret trillions - to tell you but I'm not quite ready yet. Stay tuned! A friend of mine sent me a very... read more..

14 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1163

I Fell for It… Again

An old saying more or less defines my life, “What we learn from history is that we don’t learn from history.” When I was younger, I assumed that the older I got, the smarter I would become. I have no... read more..

14 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4981

Deer Prayer

The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. The following week, our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, "I don'... read more..

12 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1632

Anti-vexxers

Baby Vaccination Jokes: pretty innocuous.... read more..

12 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1485

One-liner #1300

Be nice to your hairstylist because what's stopping them from plucking one of your hairs and putting it at a crime scene? Nothing.... read more..

12 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

2381

Quote #1741

"Discussions are always better than arguments because an argument is to find out who is right, and a discussion is to find what is right." - Unknown read more..