2018 - Monthly Archive - Results from #330

12 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

646

Cybersalt News - July 12, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I recently picked up a new-to-me camera for a big project I am working on for a client next week. In playing around with it, to learn its settings, this is one of the pictu... read more..

11 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4192

Police Report

Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinki... read more..

11 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2143

Sleeping on the Job

One of our co-workers went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest.... read more..

11 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3550

CD Entrance

At our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would like to enter the service to. One family asked to enter to "Love Me Tender." Well, the day of the funeral... read more..

09 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1487

Informal Sweets

Penguin PEZ: Let's dispense with the formalities.... read more..

09 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1291

One-liner #1299

One day, Canada will take over the world; then you'll all be sorry.... read more..

09 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1850

Quote #1740

"Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God." - Corrie ten Boom read more..

08 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

695

Cybersalt News - July 8, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! In a world where many people want more birthdays, Rev. James Snyder has celebrated enough. For more about why, you can read “Enough Is Enough and I've Had Enough” at:w... read more..

07 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1392

Enough Is Enough and I've Had Enough

I have had enough of some things. There are, however, some things I can never have enough. Apple fritters and coffee are things I can never have enough of. I would never use the word “enough” with the... read more..

07 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1978

Life Experience

A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant asked, "What grade, miss?" "El... read more..

07 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3491

Miracle Return

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes... read more..

06 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1325

Successful Service

Not-Evangelism: When a waiter asks you how you want your steak cooked, never say, "Well done, good & faithful servant."... read more..

05 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1331

One-liner #1298

Been on a diet for two weeks and all I lost is 14 days.... read more..

05 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1547

Quote #1739

"If we do not humbly accept the Word of God planted in us, which can save us...we will be hardened by it." - Alistair Begg read more..

05 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

710

Cybersalt News - July 5, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to subscriber Glenda W. (a self-described American Cybersaltine!) for sending in today's chicken picture - a picture of her granddaughter with her chicken she named ... read more..

04 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1365

Spread the News

Real butter fans: Too long they have been margarinalized.... read more..

04 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

10125

Baptist Dog

A strong Baptist family decided to buy a home and make everything in the house Baptist. They were going to make it look and feel Baptist through and through. So when they were finished they went to a ... read more..

04 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1412

Appearances #3

On Houston Street, a young priest saw a large sign over a hardware store: PINCUS AND O'TOOLE, and went in, to be greeted by man with a beard and yarmulke. The priest smiled, "I just wanted to come in... read more..

04 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4159

Second Opinion

A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very worried and all strung out. She rattled off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair a... read more..

02 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1385

One-liner #1297

When I told my parents over the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said, "Have you tried euthanasia?" and in the background, my mom yelled, "For the last time, it's echinacea!"... read more..

02 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1630

Quote #1738

"Beware of Destination Addiction - a preoccupation with the idea that happiness is in the next place, the next job, and with the next partner. Until you give up the idea that happiness is somewhere read more..

01 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4337

Hearing Loss

A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?" The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the k... read more..

01 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

691

Cybersalt News - July 1, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone, and happy Canada Day to all Cybersalt Canucks! The end of a vacation has caused Rev. James Snyder to ponder his life's walk with his wife. You can read “What Do You Mean It... read more..

30 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1301

Lactose Healing

To test my faith, I sometimes look right at the 1% milk and ask, "Wilt thou be made whole??"... read more..

30 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

2198

Quote #1737

"A materialistic world will not be won to Christ by a materialistic church." - David Platt read more..

30 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1298

One-liner #1296

The future isn't what it used to be.... read more..

“What Do You Mean It’s Time to Go Home?”

30 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1444

“What Do You Mean It’s Time to Go Home?”

We had just started our vacation, or so I thought, when the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage said, “Hurry up; it’s time to go home.” I have been married to my wife for almost 46 years and during th... read more..

30 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2724

God's Mercy

A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver a... read more..

28 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3272

Presidential Language

Harry Truman, when he was U.S President, once addressed the Washington Garden Club and kept referring to 'good manure' that must be used on flowers. Some society ladies complained (later) to the Firs... read more..

28 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

707

Cybersalt News - June 28, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..