2018 - Monthly Archive - Results from #360

27 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1241

Oneliner #1295

I wish I was as fat as I was the first time I thought I was fat.... read more..

27 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1647

Quote #1736

"The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it." - George Orwell read more..

27 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2264

The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minu... read more..

25 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1836

Hemoglobin Mystery

Cybersalt News - June 24, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Last week I shared a picture of a very young me with my very young dad (though at the time I did not know he was young too) and invited you to guess the make and model of t... read more..

23 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1710

You Can Call Me Ray

My friend David lost his ID. Now we just call him Dave.... read more..

23 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1266

The Parsonage Kitchen Shutdown Threat

A certain situation has been building in the Parsonage for the last several months. At first, I did not think it too serious but alas, we have reached a terrible impasse. It started a few months ago ... read more..

23 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2237

White Lies

Have you ever told a white lie? You are going to love this, especially if you are one of the ladies who bake for church events... Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies' Group... read more..

23 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3619

One Question Interview

A handyman, who was working for a Synagogue, had asked for a raise and was turned down. He decided to quit and went out to look for work. First, he went to a Catholic church and was told that in orde... read more..

23 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

2227

Quote #1735

"To love to preach is one thing, to love those to whom we preach quite another." - D. Martyn Lloyd-Jones read more..

21 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1394

One-liner #1294

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?... read more..

21 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

770

Cybersalt News - June 21, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy first day of summer or winter - depending on which side of the earth's waistband you live ;-). Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

20 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1318

Quote #1734

"Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them." Unknown read more..

20 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1483

Pony Swap

100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today, everyone has a car and only the rich have horses. Oh how the stables have turned. read more..

20 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3956

Third in Line

A young man dies and goes to Heaven, where he finds he is third in line at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter is taking a much-needed break, so an angel is admitting the newly arrived to Heaven. The angel t... read more..

20 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1367

Appearances #2

Each Friday night I drove my wife to the station for the train to Weimar, CA, so she could visit her sister who was ill. Ten minutes later, my sister arrived by train from Sacramento to manage our hou... read more..

20 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3747

Hog Mark-up

My wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard the couple at the next table discussing their bill. "Well Mary," said the man, "Near as I can figure, based on the price of the ham di... read more..

17 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1455

One-liner #1293

If Facebook has taught us anything, it's that a lot of you are not quite ready for a Spelling Bee.... read more..

17 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

753

Cybersalt News - June 17, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Happy Father's Day to those of you for whom this is a day to celebrate, and comfort, grace and peace to those for whom it is not. I want to wish my Dad, Larry, a happy fat... read more..

16 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1358

Vacation Time Again?

I had just finished my project, sent it to my publisher, took a deep breath and said out loud, “I’m glad that’s done. Now I can rest for a while.” I must have said it aloud for someone in the house h... read more..

16 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3667

Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. 9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun? read more..

16 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2505

1900s Fatherhood vs Today

In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English.Today, fathers pray their children will speak English. In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success.Today, it ta... read more..

15 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1274

Quote #1733

"The sacred moments, the moments of miracle, are often the everyday moments." - Frederick Buechner read more..

15 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1345

One-liner #1292

I look both ways before crossing a one-way street; that's how little faith I have in humanity!... read more..

14 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1505

Philistine Pyre

Arranging Goliath's funeral ... was a giant undertaking!... read more..

14 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

668

Cybersalt News - June 14, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have a really bad man-cold so that's all the news today. Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

13 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4705

If Men Got Pregnant

*If Men Got Pregnant* - Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay. - There would be a cure for stretch marks. - Natural childbirth would become obsolete. - Morning sickness would rank as read more..

$One-liner #1291$

13 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1429

One-liner #1291

If I had a dollar for every time I used algebra in my adult life, I'd have 'n' dollars.... read more..

13 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1875

Earring Rush

A man rushed to the jewelry counter in the store where I work soon after the doors opened one morning and said he needed a pair of diamond earrings. I showed him a wide selection, and quickly he picke... read more..

13 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3903

Money

Money can buy a house, but not a home.Money can buy a bed, but not sleep.Money can buy a clock, but not time.Money can buy a book, but not knowledge.Money can buy food, but not an appetite.Money can b... read more..