2018 - Monthly Archive - Results from #390

12 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

3774

Quote #1732

"Sometimes the worst place you can be is in your own head." - unknown read more..

11 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1366

Copy Confusion

A friend of mine said she didn't understand cloning. I said, "That makes two of us!"... read more..

10 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

769

Cybersalt News - June 10, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! It is one week until Father's Day! Why not get that special man in your life something cool like this portable power bank for quickly and fully charging his phone or tablet... read more..

09 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

918

O Holiday, Who Art Thou Today?

Generally speaking, and who speaks generally anymore these days, I am not much of a holiday fan. There seems to be a holiday every day of the week. So many holidays that I cannot keep up and quite&nbs... read more..

09 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3372

What Children Say About Heaven

Mom, God's so neat, and heaven's supposed to be so great. Could me and Michael go there Saturday for a sleep-over? --- Our seven-year-old daughter, Clarisa, was not really excited about going to Sun... read more..

09 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1392

Where Have All the Fathers Gone?

Around this time of the year, my thoughts wander back to my father. He’s been gone quite a spell but his memory lingers. I often wonder what he would think of what is happening in our world today if h... read more..

09 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4098

No Contraband

After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me - all under age 11. Collecting ... read more..

09 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1381

Granite Conundrum

"Nothing is written in stone." Seriously? read more..

09 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1606

One-liner #1290

"Oh, the majesty of French Justice, which forbids rich and poor, alike, to sleep on park benches!" - Anatole France read more..

08 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1467

Quote #1731

"Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has." - Billy Graham read more..

07 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

679

Cybersalt News - June 7, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a fresh one at that! Grandma Cybersalt and I have returned from our travels. We were in Ontario to visit with family and to attend the Associated Gospel Churches Natio... read more..

06 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1437

One-liner #1289

"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." - Edward Abbey read more..

06 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2897

Who's There

Three people were trying to get into heaven. Peter asked the first, "Who's there?" "It's me, Albert Jones," the voice replied. St. Peter let him in. Then St. Peter asked the second one the se... read more..

06 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1270

Bruined

Did you hear about the bruin that was seen riding a horse and using a long stick to hit a little white ball? It was a very rare sighting of a polo bear.... read more..

06 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1723

Quote #1730

"When he called his society together, Jesus gave its members a new way of life to live. He gave them a new way to deal with offenders - by forgiving them; He gave them a new way to deal wi read more..

06 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3810

Enjoying Work

My husband and I had gone to a restaurant with friends. When the hostess led us to a circular booth, we noticed the vinyl seat was covered with crumbs and asked if it could be cleaned off. The young ... read more..

Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline

06 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4009

Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline

You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change. Before you take off, the flight attendant tells you to fasten your Velcro. The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas... read more..

20 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

752

Cybersalt News - May 20, 2018

Happy Mother's Day, MomSunday greetings everyone and happy Mother's Day to my mom, pictured here holding me! What most of you do not know is that in this picture I already have cancer, but it is yet t... read more..

19 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1584

Dirt Mystery

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.... read more..

19 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

3334

Quote #1729

"Lions don't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep." - John G. Stevens read more..

19 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1242

What Would We Do without Rain?

Sometimes I cannot help being a grouch. I guess it is what happens to a person when they get older. They get older, grouchier and grumpier. With that in mind, I guess I qualify for being an old geezer... read more..

19 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1506

Appearances #4

On the weekend of the biggest motorcycle gathering of the year, I was bar-tending at a club nearby. When the roaring machines pulled up outside, our patrons' eyes swung toward the door and conversatio... read more..

19 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3863

Saved by the Tomato

A story is told of an unemployed man who is desperate to support his family. His wife watches TV all day and his three teenage kids have dropped out of high school to hang around with the local toughs... read more..

17 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1327

One-liner #1288

Self-Annihilating Sentences I've told you a million times not to exaggerate.... read more..

17 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

914

Cybersalt News - May 17, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

16 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1304

Quote #1728

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweizer read more..

16 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3551

Balloon Exchange

A man is flying a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me. Can you help me? I promised my friend I w... read more..

16 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1217

Two-Wheel Hybrid

"I hate being half bicycle - half motorcycle!" he moped. read more..

16 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1791

Husbands and Wives, Parenting

A woman stood inside the front door, her arms full of coats. Four small children scurried around her. Her husband, coming down the stairs, asked why she was standing there. "Here," she said, handing... read more..

16 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

11129

Church Mice Problem

Three pastors were having lunch together at a diner. The first pastor said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with mice in my church. I've tried everything -noise, spray, cats -... read more..