2018 - Monthly Archive - Results from #420

14 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1250

One-liner #1287

Self-Annihilating Sentences Why should I consider your questions, when you don't even know the answers?... read more..

13 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

787

Happy Mother's Day, MomSunday greetings everyone and happy Mother's Day to my mom, pictured here holding me! What most of you do not know is that in this picture I already have cancer, but it is yet t... read more..

12 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2253

Quote #1494

To my children: Never make fun of having to help me with computer stuff. I taught you how to use a spoon. - Sue Fitzmaurice read more..

A Life Altering Discovery: Mothers Are Not Fathers

12 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1420

A Life Altering Discovery: Mothers Are Not Fathers

Celebrating another "Mother's Day,” gave opportunity to reflect on the influence and importance of mothers in our society today. I think for the most part mothers get a bad rap these days, or at least... read more..

12 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1896

One-liner #1083

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time... but you can never fool mom.... read more..

12 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1850

Stage Mothers

A stage mother cornered the concert violinist in his dressing room and insisted he listen to a tape of her talented son playing the violin. The man agreed to listen, and the woman switched on the tap... read more..

12 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4062

Quit Bothering Us

We had spent the day moving from our farmhouse into our new house in town. Early the next morning, a Saturday, our 3 1/2-year-old ran into our bedroom to wake us up. I dressed him and told him to pl... read more..

10 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

761

Cybersalt News - May 10, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I were away in Swift Current, Saskatchewan last Thursday thru Sunday. That's why the last 2 mailings were skipped. This picture (which should enlarge ... read more..

09 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3234

The New Army

One day a sergeant of long service standing was trying to teach a bunch of raw recruits how to handle a rifle. The rookies were firing hither and yon and finally one of them shot the sarge in the seat... read more..

09 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1699

Quote #1727

"Faith means believing in advance what will only make sense in reverse." - Philip Yancey read more..

09 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1267

Obstacle Permanency

Our top story today: According to a recent study, 9 out of 10 people who are afraid of hurdles never get over it.... read more..

09 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3745

Bumper Stickers

If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You Forget World Peace -- Visualize Turning Off Your Turn Signal! HANG UP AND DRIVE! Where There's A Will...I Want To Be In It! Ever Stop To T... read more..

09 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2375

Presence of God

One of my duties as church secretary is to answer the phone and refer calls. The telephone rang one day with an urgent caller on the other end. He needed to talk to the senior pastor. I quietly opene... read more..

07 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1221

One-liner #1286

Self-Annihilating Sentences A little pain never hurt anyone.... read more..

29 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2500

Appearances

Our house was directly across the street from the clinic entrance of Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore. We lived downstairs and rented the upstairs rooms to outpatients at the clinic. One summer ev... read more..

29 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1680

Isotope Fear

This "Isotope Fear" pun appeared empty in the last mailing. The pun was accidentally deleted and for the half-life of me I can't remember what it was. So if you have a suggestion for a pun that could... read more..

29 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1264

One-liner #1285

Self-Annihilating Sentences: If you think about it long enough, you'll see that it's obvious.... read more..

29 Apr

Clean Jokes

4090

Welcome to the Neighborhood

A family who had just moved into a new neighborhood was anxious to make a good impression. But the neighbors seemed cold and made no overtures of welcome. The mother of the brood was overjoyed when f... read more..

29 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

824

Cybersalt News - April 29, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I had an exciting Saturday as we met our fourth grandchild and 2nd grandson, Bennett Jonathan Davis; born 8 pounds, 8 ounces, late Friday night at 11:... read more..

28 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1230

I Enjoy a Mess, Especially Mine

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were in a little bit of a tussle this past week. Normally (whoever said I was normal) I stay away from such activity in our very humble domicile. Sometime... read more..

25 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5824

Window Shopping

A thief and his girlfriend were walking down Main Street when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry store window. "Wow, I'd sure love to have that!" she said. "No problem, baby," the thie... read more..

25 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2103

Giving

The priest said to the poor farmer, "If you had a horse, would you give it to the Lord?" "Yes." "And if you had a cow?" "Absolutely." "And a goat?" "Sure." "A pig?" "Now, that's not fair!" pr... read more..

25 Apr

Clean Jokes

4048

Apology

A customer at the counter of a lawn ornament shop: "Give me four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of the sunflowers, and one of those bent-over grandmas in bloomers." Cashier rep... read more..

25 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

881

Cybersalt News - April 25, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's busy, busy, busy at Cybersalt World Headquarters so enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

23 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1823

Quote #1726

"Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world's grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it." - un read more..

23 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1276

One-liner #1284

Self-Annihilating Sentences You have one choice... read more..

22 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

808

Cybersalt News - April 22, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Cybersalt's Body of Christ Connection is still supporting persecuted Christians and encouraging and inviting others to join in praying for and communicating with them.... read more..

21 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1221

Favorite Super Heroes

Oxymoron: the stain-fighting stupid person.... read more..

21 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1296

How to Trick Summer into Coming Early

Just when you think summer has come, winter giggles and sticks her icy nose into my life. Not being much of a fan of winter I can stand it for so long, but not as long as it’s been this year. Either ... read more..

21 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

2799

Quote #1725

"Weep deeply over the life you hoped would be. Grieve the losses. Then wash your face. Trust God. And embrace the life you have." - John Piper read more..